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Florida woman said her feelings were 
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Today, April 3 in
1942 The Japanese began their all-out assault on the U.S. and
Filipino troops at Bataan. 
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_____________________________________________________ The duffer muffed his tee shot into the woods, then hit into a few trees, then proceeded to hit across the fairway into another woods. Finally, after banging away several more times, he proceeded to hit into a sand trap. All the while, he'd noticed that the club professional had been watching. "What club should I use now?" he asked the pro. "I don't know," the pro replied. "What game are you playing?" _____________________________________________________ An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD has been earned by Nicole Johnson, 46, St Johns County, Floriduh Florida woman said her feelings were hurt during DUI stop A 46-year-old St. Johns County woman faces charges of DUI and negligence after she was stopped while drinking vodka in the car on County Road 210, a report said. Nicole Johnson had her 7-year-old son in the car during the midday stop on March 19, the St. Johns County Sheriff's Office said. taken into custody of the Florida Department of Children and Families. Deputies said Johnson was driving all over the road and finally stopped her vehicle near at I-95 and County Road 210. She fell down multiple times while being questioned, the report said. Johnson was spotted with a clear liquid in the center console of the car. Johnson admitted the clear liquid was new Amsterdam Vodka. While she was being taken to jail, Johnson repeatedly said her feelings were hurt and that she "didn't want to kill them, but knew we had to but it hurt her feelings." Johnson was referring to chickens, the report said. Johnson refused to take a breath test. She was taken to Flagler Hospital to be checked out before she was returned to the St. Johns County Jail. Johnson was released on $2,500 bond. Tech Support Pits From: Ev Re: Newsletter in spam folder
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___________________________________________________ Morris walks into an insurance office and asks for a job. "We don't need anyone" they replied. "You can't afford not to hire me. I can sell anyone, anytime, anything!" "Well we have two prospects that No One has been able to sell. If you can sell just one, you have a job." He was gone about two hours, and returned and handed them two checks, one for $25,000.00 and another for $50,000.00. "How in the world did you do that ?" they asked. "I told you I'm the worlds best salesman, I can sell anyone, anywhere, anytime!" "Did you get a urine sample?" they asked him. "What's that?" he asked. "Well, if you sell a policy over $20,000.00 the company requires a urine sample. Take these two bottles and go back and get urine samples." Morris was gone about 6 hours and they were fixing to close when in he walks in with two five gallon buckets, one in each hand. He sets the buckets down, and reaches in his shirt pocket and produces two bottles of urine, and sets them on the desk and says "Here's Mr.Brown's and this one is Mr.Smith's." "Thats good" they said, "but what's in those two buckets?" "Well, I passed by the Holiday Inn and they were having a state teachers convention, so I stopped and sold them a group policy!" ___________________________________________________
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Today, April 3 in
1513 Spanish explorer Juan Ponce de Leon landed in Florida. He had
sighted the land the day before. 

1776 George Washington received an honorary Doctor of Laws degree
from Harvard College . 

1829 James Carrington patented the coffee mill. 

1860 The first Pony Express riders left St. Joseph, MO and
Sacramento, CA. The trip across country took about 10 days. The Pony
Express only lasted about a year and a half. 

1865 Union forces occupy Confederate capital of Richmond, Virginia. 

1866 Rudolph Eickemeyer and G. Osterheld patented a blocking and
shaping machine for hats. 

1882 The American outlaw Jesse James was shot in the back and killed
by Robert Ford for a $5,000 reward. There was later controversy over
whether it was actually Jesse James that had been killed. 

1910 Alaska's Mt. McKinley, the highest mountain in North America
was climbed. 

1933 First Lady Eleanor Roosevelt informed newspaper reporters that
beer would be served at the White House. This followed the March 22
legislation that legalized "3.2" beer. 

1936 Richard Bruno Hauptmann was executed for the kidnapping and
death of the son of Charles and Anne Lindbergh. 

1942 The Japanese began their all-out assault on the U.S. and
Filipino troops at Bataan. 

1946 Lt. General Masaharu Homma, the Japanese commander responsible
for the Bataan Death March, was executed in the Philippines. 

1948 U.S. President Harry Truman signed the Marshall Plan to revive
war-torn Europe. It was $5 billion in aid for 16 countries. 

1967 The U.S. State Department said that Hanoi might be brainwashing
American prisoners. They did Traitor McCain.

1968 Martin Luther King Jr. delivered his "mountaintop" speech just
24 hours before he was assassinated. 

1968 North Vietnam agreed to meet with U.S. representatives to set
up preliminary peace talks. 

1972 Charlie Chaplin returned to the U.S. after a twenty-year

1979 Jane Byrne became the first female mayor in Chicago. 

1983 It was reported that Vietnamese occupation forces had overrun a
key insurgent base in western Cambodia. 

1985 The U.S. charged that Israel violated the Geneva Convention by
deporting Shiite prisoners. 

1986 The U.S. national debt hit $2 trillion. 

1987 Riots disrupted mass during the Pope's visit to Santiago,

1996 An Air Force jetliner carrying Commerce Secretary Ron Brown
crashed in Croatia, killing all 35 people aboard. 

1996 Unabomber suspect Theodore Kaczynski was arrested. He pled
guilty in January 1998 to five Unabomber attacks in exchange for a
life sentence without chance for parole. 

2010 The first Apple iPad was released. 

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