Why and how increase virtual memory 




Good Morning, ,
Today is Tuesday, May 8

Got bloodied yeterday evening while walking my neighbor's big dog.

It was really funny. A lady a few blocks away asked if her dog
could meet Copper. Is aid sure, so she took her dog out of her
pick-up. Copper was well behaved until he was about 12 feet away.
Then he suddenly bolted to that dog like a shotgun slug. 

Keep in mind, Copper weighs about 15 pounds more than you do, 
and he is on 4x4.
There was no way I could hold him back. I flew through the air and 
with him pulling had no chance to stay upright. 
With one hand looped in the leash and the other holding the willow
switch I use to get his attention, I nosedived onto the sharp
gravel.
Glasses shattered, of course, and the nose was bleeding profusely.
So were the palms of my hands and both knees.

The lady got some wet paper towel from her nearby house and stopped
the bleeding. I thought it was rather funny, but she felt really
sorry, and gave me a very nice hug. After I told her Copper had
done it just so I would get a decent hug, she gave me a couple
more.

Still got my indoor reading glasses.


Have FUN!
Dearwebby

Todays Bonehead Award:
Woman fined after urine sample damages 
7-Eleven microwave
Bonehead
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Today, May 8 in
1886 Pharmacist Dr. John Styth Pemberton invented what would later
be called "Coca-Cola." 
See More of what happened on this day in history.
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Tech Support Pits From: Diana Re: Why and how increase virtual memory Dear Webby, Just love your newsletter and advice. Can you tell me the benifits of increasing virtual memory? What is your recommendation for the size it should be? And how do I do it? Thank you very much, Diana Dear Diana Virtual memory is a part of the hard drive pretending to be chip memory, when the machine needs more RAM than you actually have under the hood. As a rule of thumb, make the virtual memory two to 4 times the size of your RAM. If your RAM is 2 GB, then make the virtual emory 8 GB. To change the virtual memory settings, go to Start, Control Panel and click on System. Click on the Advanced tab and under the Performance box, click Settings. In Windows 7, you'll need to click on Advanced System Settings on the left side to bring up the System Properties dialog. Have FUN DearWebby
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Today, May 8 in
1096 Peter the Hermit and his army reached Hungary. They passed
through without incident. 

1450 Jack Cade's Rebellion-Kentishmen revolted against King Henry
VI. 

1541 Hernando de Soto reached the Mississippi River. He called it
Rio de Espiritu Santo. 

1794 Antoine Lavoisier was executed by guillotine. He was the
French chemist who discovered oxygen. 

1846 The first major battle of the Mexican War was fought. The
battle occurred in Palo Alto, TX. 

1847 The rubber tire was patented by Robert W. Thompson. 

1879 George Selden applied for the first automobile patent. 

1886 Pharmacist Dr. John Styth Pemberton invented what would later
be called "Coca-Cola." 

1914 The U.S. Congress passed a Joint Resolution that designated
the second Sunday in May as Mother's Day. 

1919 The first transatlantic flight by a navy seaplane began. The
three Curtiss NC flying boats left from Naval Air Station Rockaway.

1921 Sweden abolished capital punishment. 

1933 Gandhi began a hunger strike to protest British oppression in
India. 

1939 Clay Puett's electric starting gate was used for the first
time. 

1943 The Germans suppressed a revolt by Polish Jews and destroyed
the Warsaw Ghetto. 

1945 U.S. President Harry Truman announced that World War II had
ended in Europe. 

1954 Parry O'Brien became the first to toss a shot put over 60
feet. O'Brien achieved a distance of 60 feet 5 1/4 inches. 

1956 Alfred E. Neuman appeared on the cover of "Mad Magazine" for
the first time. 

1958 U.S. President Eisenhower ordered the National Guard out of
Little Rock as Ernest Green became the first black to graduate from
an Arkansas public school. 

1959 Mike and Marian Ilitch founded "Little Caesars Pizza Treat". 

1960 Diplomatic relations between Cuba and the Soviet Union
resumed. 

1970 Construction workers broke up an anti-war protest on New York
City's Wall Street. 

1973 Militant American Indians who had held the South Dakota hamlet
of Wounded Knee for 10 weeks surrendered. 

1984 The Soviet Union announced that they would not participate in
the 1984 Summer Olympics Games in Los Angeles. 

1985 "New Coke" was released to the public on the 99th anniversary
of Coca-Cola. 

1986 Reporters were told that 84,000 people had been evacuated from
areas near the Chernobyl nuclear plant in Soviet Ukraine. 

1998 A pipe burst leaving a million residents without water in
Malaysia's capital area. This added to four days of shortages that
2 million already faced. 

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