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Todays Bonehead Award:
Mum ‘set daughter on fire to try and 
revive her after she drowned in bath’
Today, June 10 in
1920 The Republican convention in Chicago endorsed woman suffrage. 

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_____________________________________________________ Thanks to Kati for these winning excerpts from actual High School writings: 1. Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had its two sides gently compressed by a Thigh Master. 2. His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking alliances like underpants in a dryer without Cling Free. 5. She had a deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like that sound a dog makes just before it throws up. 6. Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever. 20. The plan was simple, like my brother-in-law Phil. But unlike Phil, this plan just might work. 22. He was as lame as a duck. Not the metaphorical lame duck, either, but a real duck that was actually lame, maybe from stepping on a land mine or something. 23. The ballerina rose gracefully en Pointe and extended one slender leg behind her, like a dog at a fire hydrant. 24. It was an American tradition, like fathers chasing kids around with power tools. 25. He was deeply in love. When she spoke, he thought he heard bells, as if she were a garbage truck backing up. ____________________________________________________ An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD has been earned by Carly Harris, 37, Trealaw, Rhondda, south Wales Mum ‘set daughter on fire to try and revive her after she drowned in bath’ Carly Harris, 37, was arrested after Amelia-Brooke Harris was found dead at their home in Trealaw, Rhondda, south Wales, at 10.20pm last night. Nicole Sallam, who claims to be a family friend, said Amelia tragically drowned in the bath before Harris, who she says has mental health issues, tried to bring her back to life by setting her on fire. She said: ‘She drowned in the bath and the mother who has mental health problems thought she could revive her child by burning her. Some neighbors, who knew Amelia, don't quite believe that story. Police are still investigating.
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Two women were paired together as partners in a club tournament and met on the putting green for the first time. After introductions, the first golfer asked, "What's your handicap?" "Oh, I'm a scratch golfer," the other replied. "Really!" exclaimed the first woman, suitably impressed that she was paired up with her. "Yes, I write down all my good scores and scratch out the bad ones!
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Two deaf men were talking on their coffee break about being out late the night before. The first man signed to his friend, "My wife was asleep when I got home, so I was able to sneak into bed, and not get into trouble." The second deaf man signed back, "Boy, you're lucky. My wife was wide awake, waiting for me in bed, and she started swearing at me and giving me heck for being out so late." The first deaf man asked, "So, what did you do?" The second deaf man signed, "I turned out the light!" ____________________________________________________

Today, June 10 in
1776 The Continental Congress appointed a committee to write a
Declaration of Independence. 

1793 The Jardin des Plantes zoo opened in Paris. It was the first
public zoo. 

1801 The North African State of Tripoli declared war on the U.S.
The dispute was over merchant vessels being able to travel safely
through the Mediterranean. The US responded by organizing the
Marines and sending them to Tripoli.

1854 The U.S. Naval Academy in Annapolis, MD, held its first

1898 U.S. Marines landed in Cuba during the Spanish-American War. 

1902 The "outlook" or "see-through" envelope was patented by
Americus F. Callahan. 

1903 Binney & Smith Company began developing a product line of wax
crayons. The product was named Crayola. 

1909 The SOS distress signal was used for the first time. The
Cunard liner SS Slavonia used the signal when it wrecked off the

1916 Mecca, under control of the Turks, fell to the Arabs during
the Great Arab Revolt. 

1920 The Republican convention in Chicago endorsed woman suffrage. 

1924 The Republican National Convention was broadcast by NBC radio.
It was the first political convention to be on radio. 

1925 The state of Tennessee adopted a new biology text book that
denied the theory of evolution. 

1933 Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow were in a car accident on a
rural road in north Texas. The third-degree burns suffered by
Parker resulted in a pronounced limp for the rest of her life. 

1935 Alcoholic Anonymous was founded by William G. Wilson and Dr.
Robert Smith. 

1940 Italy declared war on France and Britain. In addition, Canada
declared war on Italy. 

1943 Laszlo Biro patented his ballpoint pen. Biro was a Hungarian

1943 The Allies began bombing Germany around the clock. 

1944 The youngest pitcher in major league baseball pitched his
first game. Joe Nuxhall was 15 years old (and 10 months and 11

1946 Italy established a republic replacing its monarchy. 

1948 Chuck Yeager exceeded the speed of sound in the Bell XS-1. He
was the first American to go that fast. Germans had gone over the
speed of sound with Messerschmitts before 1945, but only briefly.

1954 General Motors announced the gas turbine bus had been produced

1967 Israel and Syria agreed to a cease-fire that ended the Six-Day

1971 The U.S. ended a 21-year trade embargo of China. 

1984 The U.S. Army successfully tested an antiballistic missile. 

1984 The United States and the Vatican established full diplomatic
relations for the first time in 117 years. 

1985 The Israeli army pulled out of Lebanon after 1,099 days of

1990 The Civic Forum movement won Czechoslovakia's first free
elections since 1946. The movement was founded by President Vaclav

1990 Bulgaria's former Communist Party won the country's first free
elections in more than four decades. 

1993 It was announced by scientists that genetic material was
extracted from an insect that lived when dinosaurs roamed the

1994 U.S. President Clinton intensified sanctions against Haiti's
military leaders. U.S. commercial air travel was suspended along
with most financial transactions between Haiti and the U.S. 

1996 Britain and Ireland opened Northern Ireland peace talks. The
IRA's political arm Sinn Fein was excluded. 

1998 The Wisconsin Supreme Court ruled that poor children in
Milwaukee could attend religious schools at taxpayer expense. 

1999 NATO suspended air strikes in Yugoslavia after Slobodan
Milosevic agreed to withdraw his forces from Kosovo. 

2015 The movie Jurassic World opened in 60 countries. It became the
first movie to make $500 million its opening weekend. 

2018  smiled.

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