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Todays Bonehead Award:
Appeal denied for wannabe kidnapper
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Today, June 13 in
1920 The U.S. Post Office Department ruled that children 
may not be sent by parcel post. 

More of today in history at HIstory
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_____________________________________________________ Terri and Buzz, a retired couple from New York City, living in Miami, are getting ready to go out to dinner. Terri says, "Buzz, darling, do you want me to wear this Chanel suit or the Gucci?" Buzz says, "Do I care?" A few minutes later Terri says, "Buzz, should I wear my Cartier watch or my Rolex?" Buzz says, "Who cares?" A few more minutes pass and Terri says, "Buzz, love, shall I wear my five-carat pear diamond ring or my six-carat round diamond ring with the baguettes?" Buzz says, "Terri, I really don't care what you wear, but if you don't move your butt , we're going to miss the Early Bird Special at McDonalds. ____________________________________________________ An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD has been earned by Todd Richard Ferry, 59, in jail in Pennsylvania Appeal denied for wannabe kidnapper A middle-aged man who tried to kidnap a teenage Mennonite girl in the driveway of her family's home deserves the 10- to 20-year prison sentence he's serving for the crime, a state appeals court panel has ruled. The fact that Todd Richard Ferry left an anonymous apology note in the family's mailbox the day after the kidnapping attempt in no way lessens the terrifying impact of what he tried to do, Judge Mary Jane Bowes concluded in the Superior Court's opinion. Investigators said Ferry, now 59, of New Enterprise, had an obsession with Mennonite girls in Bedford County long before he tried to snatch the 17-year-old off her bicycle in November 2014. The girl told police that she rode her bike home from work at a produce farm and was getting mail from her family's mailbox when a man knocked her off her bike and grabbed her. She didn't see her attacker's face, but heard him say, "Get in the car, you're coming with me." She broke free and ran home, but not before her assailant ripped her dress and bruised her shoulders and knees. The girl's mother called state police the next day after finding an envelope in her mailbox from the attacker. "I'm sorry about the wrestling match I had with you," the unsigned note read. "I fell in love with you...There is no way to approach you and now I have failed my only way...I still want to meet you and you don't need to fear me." Police said they later found Ferry's DNA on that envelope, and on a pair of sweat pants found lying in the victim's driveway. They said Ferry at first denied trying to abduct the girl, then admitted to accosting her because "he just wanted to talk to her." A county jury convicted Ferry on charges of attempted kidnapping, false imprisonment, child luring and simple assault after hearing that evidence. Several Mennonite witnesses testified during his trial that Ferry was "overly friendly" with young Mennonite girls. In denying Ferry's appeal, Bowes rejected his arguments that his sentence the maximum allowed for his crime is too severe and that prosecutors should not have been allowed to use the DNA evidence or the testimony of other Mennonite and "English" witnesses against him. Bowes discounted Ferry's contention that there was no proof he actually was trying to kidnap the teen. She cited the terror inflicted on the girl by Ferry's "highly inappropriate attempt to get to know her by force." The evidence of Ferry's guilt is "overwhelming," the judge found. Bowes upheld Ferry's jail sentence despite his claim that "there was minimal harm caused" to the victim. Instead, Bowes agreed with county Judge Travis W. Livengood that only the maximum prison sentence was appropriate in the case. She cited Livengood's conclusions that Ferry showed "absolutely no remorse," that Ferry planned the abduction in great detail, and that his behavior was "anti-social" and "strange."
Tech Support Pits From: Sandie Re: Response Challenge Dear webby, What IS a Response Challenge ? Sandie Dear Sandie A Response Challenge is when, after sending a mail to somebody, instead of an answer, you get soime silly auto-responder and are expected to prove tat you are human by punching in some hard to read numbers. It's OK to have that challenge as part of an order form, but definitely not OK with email. Like me, a lot of people filter that kind of crap into the trash, unread, just like any auto-responder. Have FUN DearWebby
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___________________________________________________ A couple of Torontonians had just closed down their store on busy Yonge Street and were standing in the middle of their empty shop when one said to the other, "I'll bet you ten bucks that if we wait here a few minutes, some Newfie is going to come by, peer through the window, and come in and ask us what we're selling." Sure enough, just as he finished speaking, a Newfie stuck his face up to the window, looked around at the empty shelves and then walked over and asked, "How's she goin, b'y. I was just wonderin' what you fellas was sellin'??" One of the Torontians grinned at the other and replied, "We're selling idiots, friend", To this the Newfie responded, "Well, ya must be doin' some good business 'cause dere's only two o' ya left." ___________________________________________________
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Today, June 13 in
1415 Henry the Navigator, the prince of Portugal, embarked on an
expedition to Africa. 

1777 The Marquis de Lafayette arrived in the American colonies to
help with their rebellion against the British. 

1789 Ice cream was served to General George Washington by Mrs.
Alexander Hamilton. 

1825 Walter Hunt patented the safety pin. Hunt then then sold the
rights for $400. 

1866 The 14th Amendment to the U.S. Constitution was passed by the
U.S. Congress. It was ratified on July 9, 1868. The amendment was
designed to grant citizenship to and protect the civil liberties of
recently freed slaves. It did this by prohibiting states from
denying or abridging the privileges or immunities of citizens of
the United States, depriving any person of his life, liberty, or
property without due process of law, or denying to any person
within their jurisdiction the equal protection of the laws. 

1898 The Canadian Yukon Territory was organized. 

1900 China's Boxer Rebellion against foreigners and Chinese
Christians erupted into violence. 

1912 Captain Albert Berry made the first successful parachute jump
from an airplane in Jefferson, Mississippi. 

1920 The U.S. Post Office Department ruled that children may not be
sent by parcel post. 

1922 Charlie Osborne started the longest attack on hiccups. He
hiccuped over 435 million times before stopping. He died in 1991,
11 months after his hiccups ended. 

1923 The French set a trade barrier between the occupied Ruhr and
the rest of Germany. That did not go over well.

1927 Charles Lindbergh was honored with a ticker-tape parade in New
York City. 

1927 For the first time, an American Flag was displayed from the
right hand of the Statue of Liberty. 

1940 Paris was evacuated before the German advance on the city. 

1943 German spies landed on Long Island, New York. They were soon
captured. 

1944 Germany launched 10 of its new V1 rockets against Britain from
a position near the Channel coast. Of the 10 rockets only 5 landed
in Britain and only one managed to kill (6 people in London). 

1944 Marvin Camras patented the wire recorder. 

1949 Bao Dai entered Saigon to rule Vietnam. He had been installed
by the French. 

1951 U.N. troops seized Pyongyang, North Korea. 

1966 The landmark "Miranda v. Arizona" decision was issued by the
U.S. Supreme Court. The decision ruled that criminal suspects had
to be informed of their constitutional rights before being
questioned by police. 

1971 The New York Times began publishing the "Pentagon Papers". The
articles were a secret study of America's involvement in Vietnam. 

1978 Israelis withdrew the last of their invading forces from
Lebanon. 

1979 Sioux Indians were awarded $105 million in compensation for
the U.S. seizure in 1877 of their Black Hills in South Dakota. 

1983 The unmanned U.S. space probe Pioneer 10 became the first
spacecraft to leave the solar system. It was launched in March
1972. The first up-close images of the planet Jupiter were provided
by Pioneer 10. 

1988 The Liggett Group, a cigarette manufacturer, was found liable
for a lung-cancer death. They were, however, found innocent by the
federal jury of misrepresenting the risks of smoking. 

1992 Future U.S. President Bill Clinton criticized rap singer
Sister Souljah for making remarks "filled with hatred" towards
whites. 

1994 A jury in Anchorage, Alaska, found Exxon Corp. and Captain
Joseph Hazelwood to be reckless in the Exxon Valdez oil spill. 

1995 France announced that they would conduct eight more nuclear
tests in the South Pacific. 

2000 In Pyongyang, North Korea's leader Kim Jong Il welcomed South
Korea's President Kim Dae for a three-day summit. It was the first
such meeting between the leaders of North and South Korea. 

2018  smiled.


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