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Man arrested after taking cash register from Walmart, 
then trying to carjack 2 people at knifepoint
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1907 Women in Norway won the right to vote. 

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_____________________________________________________ Thanks to BP for this one: My grandfather came to America to gain freedom, but it didn't work. My grandmother came over on the very next boat. ____________________________________________________ An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD has been earned by Christopher Hill, 36, Jacksonville, Florida Man arrested after taking cash register from Walmart, then trying to carjack 2 people at knifepoint A man was arrested Friday after he took a cash register drawer from the Walmart at River City Marketplace and then tried to carjack two people at knifepoint. Christopher Raymond Hill, 36, was arrested on charges of strong arm robbery, carjacking with firearm or deadly weapon, aggravated battery with a deadly weapon and trespassing, according to the Jacksonville Sheriff's Office online inmate information search. Investigators found the incident began when Hill went into the Walmart liquor store and asked if he could have change for a $20. Hill was told by the cashier he would have to buy something and he then bought a pack of cigarettes. The cashier, LaToya King, spoke with Action News Jax about the incident. She said she didn't think twice of Hill, who was dressed in bright orange, until she opened her cash register. "When I did that, he leaped over the counter and he grabbed my hand and I was like, 'Sir, what are you doing?'" King said. Once the register was open, Hill grabbed the register and ran out of the store, according to a JSO arrest report. A witness saw Hill get into a silver Ford SUV, but it did not appear to start, so he got out and ran. Police said Hill approached a man who was sitting in the parking lot near Supercuts. Hill asked the man for a ride and the man refused. Hill asked for a ride when he refused the 36-year-old pulled out a knife cutting his hands and leg. "I turned the ignition off, grabbed my keys, opened the door and boom, there he was," Scott Reardean said. According to the report, Hill put the cash register in the Reardean's truck bed and pulled a knife, cutting Reardean on the hands and leg, the arrest report said. "I was bascially just doing this, trying to get the knife off me, and he's like, trying to pull me and he yanked my shirt and ripped it all up," Reardean said. Reardean said to Action News Jax that he was able to grab his pistol from his truck and pointed it at Hill, who then ran away toward Starbucks. Hill ran to the car of a woman who was in line at the Starbucks drive-through. She told police she rolled down her passenger's side window to see what he wanted and she said Hill opened her door and got into the car. The woman said Hill told her to drive because someone was chasing him. She told police she tried to push him out of the vehicle and he would not get out. According to the report, she was in fear for her life, so she got out of her car to to get her Ruger pistol out of her trunk. Hill got out of the car and came toward her. She said she pointed her pistol at him and he ran away. When police arrived, they found Hill had barricaded himself inside the bathroom at Supercuts, but he came out when officers ordered him to. According to the report, Hill told police, "The reason I was running and did this was because somebody was after me." King said she is still shocked about what happened, but she said she's glad Hill is behind bars. "Now I know he's locked up and he can't do this to anyone else again," King said. As of Monday morning, Hill was still in the Duval County Jail being held on a bond of $91,512. His next court date is set for July 2.
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Today, June 14 in
1775 The Continental Army was founded by the Second Continental
Congress for purposes of common defense. This event is considered
to be the birth of the United States Army. On June 15, George
Washington was appointed commander-in-chief. 

1777 The Continental Congress in Philadelphia adopted the "Stars
and Stripes" as the national flag of the United States. The Flag
Resolution stated "Resolved: that the flag of the United States be
made of thirteen stripes, alternate red and white; that the union
be thirteen stars, white in a blue field, representing a new
Constellation." On May 20, 1916, President Woodrow Wilson
officially proclaimed June 14 "Flag Day" as a commemoration of the
"Stars and Stripes." 

1789 Captain William Bligh of the HMS Bounty arrived in Timor in a
small boat. 

1834 Cyrus Hall McCormick received a patent for his reaping
machine. 

1834 Isaac Fischer Jr. patented sandpaper. 

1841 The first Canadian parliament opened in Kingston. 

1846 A group of U.S. settlers in Sonoma proclaimed the Republic of
California. 

1893 Philadelphia observed the first Flag Day. 

1900 Hawaii became a U.S. territory. 

1907 Women in Norway won the right to vote. 

1917 General John Pershing arrived in Paris during World War I. 

1919 The first non-stop trans-Atlantic flight began. Captain John
Alcot and Lt. Arthur Brown flew from Newfoundland to Ireland. 

1927 Nicaraguan President Adolfo Diaz signed a treaty with the U.S.
allowing American intervention in his country. 

1940 The Nazis opened their concentration camp at Auschwitz in
German-occupied Poland. 

1940 German troops entered Paris. As Paris became occupied loud
speakers announced the implementation of a curfew being imposed for
8 p.m. 

1943 The U.S. Supreme Court ruled that schoolchildren could not be
made to salute the U.S. flag if doing so conflicted with their
religious beliefs. 

1944 Sixty U.S. B-29 Superfortress' attacked an iron and steel
works factory on Honshu Island. 

1945 Burma was liberated by Britain. 

1949 The state of Vietnam was formed. 

1951 "Univac I" was unveiled. It was a computer designed for the
U.S. Census Bureau and billed as the world's first commercial
computer. 

1952 The Nautilus was dedicated. It was the first nuclear powered
submarine. 

1954 U.S. President Dwight D. Eisenhower signed an order adding the
words "under God" to the Pledge of Allegiance. 

1954 Americans took part in the first nation-wide civil defense
test against atomic attack. 

1965 A military triumvirate took control in Saigon, South Vietnam. 

1967 Mariner 5 was launched from Cape Kennedy, FL. The space
probe's flight took it past Venus. 

1982 Argentine forces surrendered to British troops on the Falkland
Islands. 

1989 Former U.S. President Reagan received an honorary knighthood
from Britain's Queen Elizabeth II. 

1990 The U.S. Supreme Court upheld police checkpoints that are used
to examine drivers for signs of intoxication. 

1994 The New York Rangers won the Stanley Cup by defeating the
Vancouver Canucks. It was the first time the Rangers had won the
cup in 54 years. 

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