Keeping neighbors off your wireless
Sunday, July 8, 2018, 09:48 AM
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Todays Bonehead Award:
Counterfeit user in Florida caught
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"I think that is a wise decision," the doctor replies.
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"Oh.. Half a pack a day."
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD
has been earned by
Priscilla Corpus,
21,
North Lauderdale,
Florida
Counterfeit user in Florida caught
A Florida woman's free fast food binge ended Tuesday.
According to a Facebook post from the Martin County Sheriff's
Office, Priscilla Corpus and her alleged partner in crime Jeffrey
Scot Robinson was taken into custody on Tuesday.
According to TCPalm.com, staffers at Dunkin Donuts tipped off cops
to what appeared to be a fake bill.
Deputies stopped the pair's trek in Stuart as they were motoring to
their next location to hit up.
In their car, along with numerous bags of food from restaurants
along the Treasure Coast, deputies found more than $500 in
counterfeit $20 and $50 bills, along with more than $1,500 in real
U.S. currency.
"The duo also had two fake guns, a number of wigs and a change of
clothing," read the report.
Corpus, who is from North Lauderdale, admitted to detectives she
would go to various fast/casual food chains like Dunkin Donuts,
Panera and McDonald's and pay for a meal with a counterfeit bill,
then get authentic money in change.
Robinson, who is from Pompano Beach, was the driver, but had no
valid license, said the sheriff's department.
Corpus, 21, was charged with uttering a forged instrument (three
counts), possessing forged bills and permitting an unauthorized
operator to drive. She is being held at the Martin County Jail on a
$20,400 bond, according to deputies.
Robinson was charged with operating a vehicle without a license,
and resisting arrest without violence. The 19 year old, who was not
involved with any phony cash transactions, cops say, was released
from the Martin County Jail on $950 bond.
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From: Wes
Re: Keeping neighbors off your wireless
Dear Webby,
I have wireless, but always wonder if someone is "piggy-
backing" off of my signel. How does one stop a neighbor
from doing this?
Dear Wes
Password your access.
Or, if your neighbors don't have any hackabilly teenagers,
rent them a share. Most routers are good for six shares.
It is still a good idea to password your wireless and give
each share a password. In many towns junior geeks go
"war cruising" to find open networks, and use them to get
onto the net to do all kinds of mischief.
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Morris and Manuel were partners in a very successful garment
manufacturing company in N.Y.C. They Both were having a
' fling ' with Beckie....a young attractive model who worked
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When my sister Andrea got married, she asked to wear my
mother's wedding dress. The day she tried it on for the
first time I was sitting with Mother in the living room as
Andrea descended the stairs. The gown was a perfect fit on
her petite frame. Mother's eyes welled with tears. I put my
arm around her.
"You're not losing a daughter," I reminded her in time-
honored fashion. "You're gaining a son."
"Oh, forget about that BS!" she wailed with a sob.
"I used to fit into that dress!"
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Today, July 8 in
1099 Christian soldiers on the First Crusade march around Jerusalem.
1608 The first French settlement at Quebec was established by
Samuel de Champlain.
1663 King Charles II of England granted a charter to Rhode Island.
1693 Uniforms for police in New York City were authorized.
1709 Peter the Great defeated Charles XII at Poltava, in the
Ukraine, The Swedish empire was effectively ended.
1755 Britain broke off diplomatic relations with France as their
disputes in the New World intensified.
1776 Col. John Nixon gave the first public reading of the U.S.
Declaration of Independence to a crowd at Independence Square in
Philadelphia.
1794 French troops captured Brussels, Belgium.
1815 Louis XVIII returned to Paris after the defeat of Napoleon.
1865 C.E. Barnes patented the machine gun.
1879 The first ship to use electric lights departed from San
Francisco, CA.
1881 Edward Berner, druggist in Two Rivers, WI, poured chocolate
syrup on ice cream in a dish. To this time chocolate syrup had only
been used for making ice-cream sodas.
1889 John L. Sullivan defeated Jake Kilrain, in the last
championship bare-knuckle fight. The fight lasted 75 rounds.
1907 Florenz Ziegfeld staged his first "Follies" on the roof of the
New York Theater in New York City.
1947 Demolition work began in New York City for the new permanent
headquarters of the United Nations.
1950 General Douglas MacArthur was named commander-in-chief of
United Nations forces in Korea.
1953 Notre Dame announced that the next five years of its football
games would be shown in theatres over closed circuit TV.
1960 The Soviet Union charged Gary Powers with espionage. He was
shot down in a U-2 spy plane.
1963 All Cuban-owned assets in the United States were frozen.
1969 The U.S. Patent Office issued a patent for the game "Twister."
1981 The Solar Challenger became the frist solar-powered airplane
to cross the English Channel.
1986 Kurt Waldheim was inaugurated as president of Austria despite
controversy over his alleged ties to Nazi war crimes.
1997 The Mayo Clinic and the U.S. government warned that the diet-
drug combination known as "fen-phen" could cause serious heart and
lung damage.
1997 NATO invited Poland, Hungary, and the Czech Republic to join
the alliance in 1999.
2010 The Solar Impulse completed the first 24-hour flight by a
solar powered plane.
2018 smiled.
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