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Today is Saturday,  July 21

Thank you, Lisa!!

Have FUN!
Dearwebby

Todays Bonehead Award:
SC Woman threatens to punch babies 
if she sees mums breastfeeding
Bonehead
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Today, July 21 in
1831 Belgium became independent as Leopold I was 
proclaimed King of the Belgians. 
More of today in history at HIstory
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I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. 
Pigs treat us as equals.
--- Sir Winston Churchill (1874 - 1965) 

We learn something every day, and lots of times it's that 
what we learned the day before was wrong.
--- Bill Vaughan
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When I attended a convention once of
oil men, the first speaker was from Texas.
He rambled on about stuff for a good half
hour and then introduced the next gent,
who happened to be from Oklahoma.  The
Texas man said, "Oklahoma, an outlying
province of Texas."

The second speaker said, "Thank you,
Mr. Smith, but, just to set the record straight,
there ain't NO state that can out-lie Texas."
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Two Rednecks rob a Brink's Armored truck
and all they get away with are two sacks, so
they keep one each. After awhile they meet
again and one asks the other, "What did you
find in your sack?"

"Half a million bucks."

"Aw... that's a lot! What did you do with all
that cash?"

"I bought a house and a boat. How about
your sack?"

"Bah... mine was full o' bills"

"And what did you do with them?"

"Eh well . . . little by little, I'm paying them off."
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD 
has been earned by

Carly Clark,
Spartanburg,
South Carolina

SC Woman threatens to punch babies 
if she sees moms breastfeeding

A mother posted a hateful message to Facebook where she threatened
to punch women and their babies if they breastfed in front of her.
Furious parents shared the shocking social media rant in which
Carly Clark said she was ‘not sorry’. 

Carly Clark, from South Carolina, US, made the violent threats
because she said didn’t want her children to see women
breastfeeding in public.

‘The next female that tries to whip her boob out to breastfeed in
front of my kids will get a black eye, move that baby bc [because]
I’ll punch it too [sic].

On the only full length picture online of Carly Clark she appears
to have the chest of an average 12 year old boy.

After finding out Carly worked as a manager at pet shop Petsense,
some outraged parents sent screenshots to the company. Petsense
issued an online statement claiming they did not ‘condone violence
such as was recently posted by a Petsense employee’ and that she
did not represent the company’s views. A few hours later, a follow-
up message claimed that following an investigation, the individual
was ‘no longer employed’.



Tech Support Pits
From Bill
Re: Seconday mail account problem

Dear Webby,
It's Bill again. Now Eudora won't retrieve mail from my secondary
address. It should be the same PW as my "dominant" personality.
"Dominant" works. The secondary gives an error message "ERR
Authentication failure, mate".

I would appreciate any help you can offer.
Thanks.
Bill

Dear Bill
Eudora has been able to handle dominant plus secondary accounts
since about 1993, however, when semi-skilled and sooty summer help
at the ISP messes around, it can turn into a real nuisance.
Those kids tend to assume that everybody gets onto the Internet
with a SillyPhone, like they are, so they keep changing the
settings at the ISP side.

Instead of coping with the silly twits, most people simply set the
secondary email to automatically forward to the dominant or primary
email.

That way you get everything at your dominant email address, and
don't have to worry about all the others. They simply show up.
You still see which address the mail has been sent to.

Have FUN
DearWebby



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A boy and his dad were playing with toy cars.  The father had the
police car and pretended to pull over the car that the boy was
playing with. "Do you have a drivers license?" he asked the boy.

"No," the boy answered seriously.

"Are you resisting arrest?" asked the father.

The boy hesitated, then said, "No, I'm not sleepy yet."



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On her way back from the concession stand, Sally
asked a man at the end of the row, "Pardon me,
but did I step on your foot before?"

Expecting an apology, the man said, "Indeed you did."

The woman nodded. "Oh good. Then this is my row."
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The Russian dachas.

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Carlson was charged with stealing a Mercedes Benz, and after a
long trial, the jury aquitted him.  Later that day, Carlson came
back to the judge who had presided at the hearing.

"Your honor," he said, "I want to get out a warrant for that
dirty lawyer of mine."

"Why?" asked the judge. "He won your aquittal.  What do you want
to have him arrested for?"

"Well, your honor," replied Carlson, "I didn't have the money to
pay his fee, so he went and took the car I stole..."
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jokes and fun for grownups. 
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What is the one thing that all women at singles bars have in
common?

An untanned ring line on their ring finger.

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Today, July 21 in
1831 Belgium became independent as Leopold I was proclaimed King of
the Belgians. 

1861 The first major battle of the U.S. Civil War began. It was the
Battle of Bull Run at Manassas Junction, VA. The Confederates won
the battle. 

1925 The "Monkey Trial" ended in Dayton, TN. John T. Scopes was
convicted and fined $100 for violating the state prohibition on
teaching Darwin's theory of evolution. The conviction was later
overturned on a legal technicality because the judge had set the
fine instead of the jury. 

1930 The Veterans Administration of the United States was
established. 

1931 The Reno Race Track inaugurated the daily double in the U.S. 

1940 Lithuania, Estonia, and Latvia were annexed by the Soviet
Union. 

1944 American forces landed on Guam during World War II. 

1949 The U.S. Senate ratified the North Atlantic Treaty. 

1954 The Geneva Conference partitioned Vietnam into North Vietnam
and South Vietnam. 

1959 A U.S. District Court judge in New York City ruled that "Lady
Chatterley’s Lover" was not a dirty book. 

1961 Captain Virgil "Gus" Grissom became the second American to
rocket into a sub-orbital pattern around the Earth. He was flying
on the Liberty Bell 7. 

1968 Arnold Palmer became the first golfer to make a million
dollars in career earnings after he tied for second place at the
PGA Championship. 

1980 Draft registration began in the United States for 19 and 20-
year-old men. 

1997 The U.S.S. Constitution, which defended the United States
during the War of 1812, set sail under its own power for the first
time in 116 years. 

1998 Chinese gymnast Sang Lan, 17, was paralyzed after a fall while
practicing for the women's vault competition at the Goodwill Games
in New York. Spinal surgery 4 days later failed to restore
sensation below her upper chest. 

2000 NBC announced that they had found nearly all of Milton Berle's
kinescopes. The filmed recordings of Berle's early TV shows had
been the subject of a $30 million lawsuit filed by Berle the
previous May. 

2002 WorldCom Inc. filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy protection. At
the time it was the largest bankruptcy in U.S. history. 

2004 White House officials were briefed on the September 11
commission's final report. The 575-page report concluded that
hijackers exploited "deep institutional failings within our
government." The report was released to the public the next day. 

2007 The seventh and last book of the Harry Potter series, "Harry
Potter and the Deathly Hallows," was released. 

2011 In Florida, Space Shuttle Atlantis landed successfully at
Kennedy Space Center after completing STS-135. It was the final
flight of NASA's space shuttle program. 

2018  smiled.





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