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North Carolina daycare raided in 
massive drug bust
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1394 Charles VI of France issued a decree for the general 
expulsion of Jews from France. 
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It's not the voting that's democracy, it's the counting. --- Tom Stoppard (1937 - ) "According to a new study, children that snore get lower grades...especially if they're snoring in class." --- Jay Leno ____________________________________________________ If you like the Humor Letter, please vote! ______________________________________________________ Thanks to Tim for this story: A few years ago the battery in my beat-up VW Beetle had died because I left the lights on overnight. I was in a hurry to get to work on time so I ran into the house to get my wife to give me a hand to start the car. I told her to get into our second car, a prehistoric oversized gas guzzler, and use it to push my car fast enough to start it. I pointed out to her that because the VW had an automatic transmission, it needed to be pushed at a speed of at least 30mph for it to start. She said fine, hopped into her car and drove off. I sat there fuming, wondering what she could be doing. A minute passed by and when I saw her in the rear-view mirror coming at me at about 50 mph, I realized that I should have been a bit clearer with my directions. _____________________________________________________ Malwarebytes for Home | Anti-Malware Premium | Free Trial Download ______________________________________________________ _____________________________________________________
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_____________________________________________________ Tongue Twister A duel was fought between Alexander Shott and John Nott in June 1849. Nott was shot and Shott was not. In this case it is better to be Shott than Nott. Some said that Nott was not shot. But Shott says that he shot Nott. It may be that the shot Shott shot, shot Nott, or it may be possible that the shot Shott shot, shot Shott himself. We think, however, that the shot Shott shot, shot not Shott, but Nott. Anyway it is hard to tell who was shot and who was not. ___________________________________________________ Reported by the Bausell Sailor An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD has been earned by Victoria Everett, 34, Reshod Everett, 32, Davis III, 27, Fayetteville, North Carolina North Carolina daycare raided in massive drug bust Authorities arrested three people and seized more than 100 pounds of marijuana in two drug busts, one involving a child care center in North Carolina. On Tuesday, the Fayetteville Police Department’s Gang Unit executed a search warrant for a residence on the 1000 block of Ronald Reagan Drive. Detectives learned the residence was also a childcare center known as Tori’s Playhouse, and waited until the childcare center was closed so that no children would be present for the search. Detectives seized more than 100 pounds of marijuana as well as marijuana-laced gummies and cookies and half a dozen guns. Tori’s Playhouse Owner and Operator Victoria L. Everett, 34, and Co- Operator Reshod J. Everett, 32, were both arrested on a number of drug charges. Victoria Everett faces charges of: trafficking in marijuana by possession (Level II) – 62.8 lbs. trafficking in heroin by possession (Level III) – 31 gm trafficking in heroin by manufacture (Level III) – 31 gm possession with intent to sell and deliver marijuana – 381 gm maintaining a dwelling for keeping/selling controlled substances conspiracy to traffic in heroin Reshod Everett faces charges of: trafficking in marijuana by possession (Level I) – 37.8 lbs. trafficking in marijuana by manufacture (Level I) – 37.8 lbs. Reshod Everett trafficking in cocaine by possession (Level III) – 443 gm. trafficking in cocaine by manufacture (Level III) – 443 gm. conspiracy to traffic in marijuana conspire to traffic in cocaine maintaining a dwelling for keeping/selling controlled substances (2 counts) trafficking in marijuana by possession (Level II) – 62.8 lbs. trafficking in heroin by possession (Level III) – 31 gm trafficking in heroin by manufacture (Level III) – 31 gm possession with intent to sell and deliver marijuana – 381 gm conspiracy to traffic in heroin Both were jailed in Cumberland County, Victoria Everett under a $287,500 secured bond and Reshod Everett under a $430,000 secured bond. The daycare drug bust followed a day after another Fayetteville drug bust at the Addison Ridge Apartment complex on Monday. At the apartment, police seized: • 275.5 grams of marijuana Davis III • 1 ounce of marijuana wax • 437 grams of cocaine • A Smith & Wesson .380 handgun • A Scorpion 9mm handgun Police arrested Alvin Davis III, 27, of Fayetteville and charged him with two counts each of trafficking marijuana, trafficking cocaine and conspiracy to traffic. He also faces one count each of maintaining a dwelling for controlled substance, maintaining a vehicle for controlled substances and carrying a concealed weapon. Davis, who worked at a Food Lion Distribution Center, was taken to jail. He posted bail and has since been released. Over 36 hours, the gang unit seized more than 100 pounds of marijuana, half a kilogram of cocaine, more than an ounce of heroin, 10 guns, a 2013 Audi Q7 SUV and more than $70,000. These arrests were made with help from the Central District Community Empowerment Team and the Violent Criminal Apprehension Team as part of an ongoing investigation into gang activity and narcotics.
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A man went into the proctologist's office for his first exam. The doctor told him to have a seat in the examination room and that he would be with him in just a few minutes. Well, when the man sat down in the examination room, he noticed that there were three items on a stand next to the doctor's desk: a tube of K-Y jelly, a rubber glove, and a beer. When the doctor came in, the man said, "Look Doc, this is my first exam.. I know what the K-Y is for... and I know what the glove is for... but what's the BEER for?" At this instant, the doctor became noticeably outraged and stormed over to the door. The doc flung the door open and yelled to his nurse, "Dammit, nurse!!! I said a BUTT LIGHT!!!"
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>From Marnie The "BUT FIRST" Syndrome. We all have it. You decide to do the laundry. So you start down the stairs with the laundry, but then you see the newspapers on the table. OK, you'll do the laundry......... BUT FIRST you decide to put the newspapers away. On your way to put the newspapers away, you notice the mail on the table. OK, you'll put the newspapers away........ BUT FIRST you'll pay that bill that needs to be paid. You look for the checkbook. Oops... there's the baby's bottle from yesterday on the floor. OK, you'll pay the bill........ BUT FIRST you need to put the bottle in the sink. You head for the kitchen. There's the remote for the TV. What's it doing in here? OK, you'll put the bottle in the sink..... BUT FIRST you need to put the remote away. Head for the TV room. Aaagh!!! stepped on the cat! Cat needs to be fed. OK, you'll put the remote away... BUT FIRST you need to feed the cat. At the end of the day...... The laundry is not done; newspapers are still on the floor; baby's bottle is on the table; bills are still unpaid; checkbook is still lost; cat ate the remote control....... And when you stop to figure out how come nothing got done all day, you are baffled know you were busy ALL DAY!! ____________________________________________________ Daily tip from Getting Dishes Unstuck When two dishes are stuck, one nested in the other, pour cold water in the top dish while dipping the bottom dish in warm water. The warm water will make the bottom dish expand while the top dish contracts. Works with glasses and bowls. Tip provided by ____________________________________________________
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___________________________________________________ >From Tim One night at an economy motel, I ordered a 6 a.m. wake-up call. The next morning, I awoke before 6, but the phone did not ring until 6:30. "Good morning," a young man said sheepishly. "This is your wake-up call." Annoyed, I let the hotel worker have it. "You were supposed to call me at 6!", I complained. "What if I had a million-dollar deal to close this morning, and your oversight made me miss out on it?" "Well, sir," the desk clerk quickly replied, "if you had a million-dollar deal to close, you wouldn't be staying in this motel!" ___________________________________________________
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Thanks to Sandie for these Call Center recordings: Customer: "I've been calling 700-1000 for two days and can't get through; can you help?" Operator: "Where did you get that number, sir?" Customer: "It's on the door of your business." Operator: "Sir, those are the hours that we are open." ____________________________________________________

Today, July 25 in
0326 Constantine refused to carry out the traditional pagan 

1394 Charles VI of France issued a decree for the general expulsion
of Jews from France. 

1564 Maximillian II became emperor of the Holy Roman Empire. 

1587 Japanese strong-man Hideyoshi banned Christianity in Japan and
ordered all Christians to leave. 

1593 France's King Henry IV converted from Protestantism to Roman

1759 British forces defeated a French army at Fort Niagara in Canada.

1799 Napoleon Bonaparte defeated the Ottomans at Aboukir, Egypt. 

1805 Aaron Burr visited New Orleans with plans to establish a new
country, with New Orleans as the capital city. 

1845 China granted Belgium equal trading rights with Britain, France
and the United States. 

1850 Gold was discovered in the Rogue River in OR. 

1854 The paper collar was patented by Walter Hunt. 

1861 The Crittenden Resolution, which called for the American Civil
War to be fought to preserve the Union and not for slavery, was
passed by the U.S. Congress. 

1866 Ulysses S. Grant was named General of the Army. He was the first
American officer to hold the rank. 

1871 Seth Wheeler patented perforated wrapping paper. 

1907 Korea became a protectorate of Japan. 

1909 French aviator Louis Bleriot flew across the English Channel in
a monoplane. He traveled from Calais to Dover in 37 minutes. He was
the first man to fly across the channel. 

1914 Russia declared that it would act to protect Serbian

1924 Greece announced the deportation of 50,000 Armenians. 

1941 The U.S. government froze all Japanese and Chinese assets. 

1943 Italian Fascist dictator Benito Mussolini was overthrown in a

1946 The U.S. detonated an atomic bomb at Bikini Atoll in the
Pacific. It was the first underwater test of the device. 

1952 Puerto Rico became a self-governing commonwealth of the U.S. 

1978 Louise Joy Brown, the first test-tube baby, was born in Oldham,
England. She had been conceived through in-vitro fertilization. 

1984 Soviet cosmonaut Svetlana Savitskaya became the first woman to
walk in space. She was aboard the orbiting space station Salyut 7. 

1994 Israel and Jordan formally ended the state of war that had
existed between them since 1948. 

1999 Lance Armstrong won the Tour de France. He was only the second
American to win the race. 

2010 WikiLeaks leaked to the public more than 90,000 internal reports
involving the U.S.-led War in Afghanistan from 2004-2010. 

2016 Verizon Communications agreed to purchase Yahoo!'s operating
business for $4.83 billion with the intention to merge it with AOL. 

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