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Good Morning, !
Today is Monday,  July 30

Did ANYBODY find the big guy and his wife in yesterday's picture?



Fire fighters curled up on the ground in the back yard of
the house they just saved the night before, resting up for
the next shift in their battle with the  #CarrFire.

Have FUN!
Dearwebby

Todays Bonehead Award:
Naked guy nabbed for exercises 
in Mcdonald's women's bathroom 
Bonehead
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Today, July 30 in
1945 The USS Indianapolis was torpedoed by a Japanese
submarine. The ship had just delivered key components of
the Hiroshima atomic bomb to the Pacific island of Tinian.
Only 316 out of 1,196 men aboard survived the attack. 
More of today in history at HIstory
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Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he is supposed to be doing at the moment. --- Robert Benchley (1889 - 1945) If you make people think they're thinking, they'll love you; But if you really make them think, they'll hate you. --- Don Marquis ____________________________________________________ If you like the Humor Letter, please vote! ______________________________________________________ A magazine reporter is traveling through a rainforest in search of a fabled cannibalistic tribe. He wanders through the thick jungle for days upon days, and it seems like his journey's going to amount to nothing. As he ventures deeper into it, his attention is drawn to something hanging overhead in the canopy and decides to take a closer look. Suddenly, he falls into a trap, is knocked unconscious and wakes up tied to a stake with a fire burning slowly underneath him. He cries out for help, and is answered by what is obviously one of the tribesmen, who informs him that he is going to be served as dinner to the leader of the tribe. "But you don't understand!" he cries, "You can't do this to me! I'm an editor for the New Yorker magazine!" "Ah," replies the tribesman, "Well soon you will be editor- in-chief!" _____________________________________________________ Malwarebytes for Home | Anti-Malware Premium | Free Trial Download ______________________________________________________ Grand Prismatic Spring 44.525049, -110.83819 Yellowstone National Park, Wyoming, USA _____________________________________________________
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_____________________________________________________ Don't be irreplaceable, if you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted. ___________________________________________________ An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD has been earned by Brody Young, 25, Nashville, Tennessee Naked guy nabbed for exercises in Mcdonald's women's bathroom A naked man who police found doing jumping jacks in the women’s bathroom of a McDonald’s in Tennessee was arrested Monday on public indecency, trespass, and public intoxication charges. Police were summoned to a McDonald’s in Nashville due to a “male subject who was locked in the womens restroom naked,” according to a court affidavit. Restaurant management reported that the man had “been there all day.” A patrolman reported encountering Brody Young, 25, in the bathroom. Young, the cop added, “was indeed naked.” Young, seen at right, was “erratic and doing jumping jacks and hitting the wall,” reported the cop, who noted a strong chemical odor in the bathroom, evidence that the intoxicated Young had likely been huffing. Deemed a “danger to himself and others,” Young was taken into custody and charged with several misdemeanors. “Mr. Young has priors for huffing,” the affidavit states. During a court appearance this morning, Young pleaded guilty to criminal trespass and was fined $329. Prosecutors dropped indecency and public intoxication counts. Young, who is barred from entering the McDonald’s (seen below), remains locked up in the county jail due to an outstanding warrant.
Tech Support Pits From: Jai Re: Icon text Boxes Dear Webby I just added a new desktop photo, and it looks awful with all those black boxes all over the screen. Blah! Alas, I am so bad, I cannot find it in Tweak IU. There is no setting there, I went thru every tiny part of it and could not find it. Would it be possible for you to give me more information as to "how to"? I sure would appreciate it. I really want the transparent backgrounds!!! Thanks my friend, Jai Dear Jai couldn't remember how to do it, so I looked it up. Seems I last wrote about it in May 2005: The icon text background transparency has absolutely nothing to do with system performance, but that's where the toggle for it is. 1. Open the Control Panel 2. Click System 3. Click the Advanced tab 4. Click Settings in the Performance section 5. Select Custom 6. Check the "Use drop shadows for icon labels on the desktop" checkbox 7. Click OK until you close the windows Have FUN DearWebby

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Bob moved into an apartment and went shopping for cleaning equipment. His cart was loaded with a broom, mop, dust-pan, sponges and a full array of cleaning products. At the last minute he topped off his cart with a lone food purchase -- a large bag of potato chips. Seeing the checkout clerk's quizzical look, he explained, "I'm a very messy eater."
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Nine year old Little Johnny, was asked by his mother what he had learned in Sunday school. "Well, Mom, our teacher told us how God sent Moses behind enemy lines on a rescue mission, to lead the Israelites out of Egypt. When he got to the Red Sea, he had his engineers build a pontoon bridge and all the people walked across safely. Then he used his walkie-talkie to radio headquarters for reinforcements. They sent bombers to blow up the bridge so that the cops could not follow them, and all the Israelites were saved." "Now, Johnny, is that really what your teacher taught you?" his mother asked, scornfully. "Well, no, Mom. But if I told it the way the teacher did, you'd never believe it." ____________________________________________________ Daily tip from Thriftyfun.com No More Soggy Sandwiches Instead of making the sandwich before you leave, pack the sandwich ingredients separately. Put the bread, meat and cheese in one bag or container and the veggies in another. Use small reusable condiment containers to bring your favorite condiments. Tip provided by Thriftyfun.com ____________________________________________________
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>From Lilly When my husband was a student at Tennessee Temple University, I often asked him to do errands after class, tying ribbons on his fingers to remind him. A good sport, he didn't protest, even though his classmates obviously noticed my little reminders. One day he had to have a mole removed from above his ear and emerged from the doctor's office with his head wrapped in a white bandage. When he walked into class, everyone just stared. Finally one student blurted out, "Whatever your wife wants you to remember today, it must be REALLY important." ____________________________________________________

Today, July 30 in
1502 Christopher Columbus landed at Guanaja in the Bay
Islands off the coast of Honduras during his fourth voyage.


1729 The city of Baltimore was founded in Maryland. 

1898 "Scientific America" carried the first magazine
automobile ad. The ad was for the Winton Motor Car Company
of Cleveland, OH. 

1942 The WAVES were created by legislation signed by U.S.
President Franklin D. Roosevelt. The members of the Women's
Accepted for Volunteer Emergency Service were a part of the
U.S. Navy. 

1945 The USS Indianapolis was torpedoed by a Japanese
submarine. The ship had just delivered key components of
the Hiroshima atomic bomb to the Pacific island of Tinian.
Only 316 out of 1,196 men aboard survived the attack. 

1956 The phrase "In God We Trust" was adopted as the U.S.
national motto. 

1965 U.S. President Johnson signed into law Social Security
Act that established Medicare and Medicaid. It went into
effect the following year. 

1987 Indian troops arrived in Jaffna, Sri Lanka, to disarm
the Tamil Tigers and enforce a peace pact. 

1990 In Spring Hill, TN, the first Saturn automobile rolled
off the assembly line. 

1991 In China, construction began on the Oriental Pearl
Radio & TV Tower. 

1998 A group of Ohio machine-shop workers (who call
themselves the Lucky 13) won the $295.7 million Powerball
jackpot. It was the largest-ever American lottery. 

2001 Lance Armstrong became the first American to win three
consecutive Tours de France. 

2003 In Mexico, the last 'old style' Volkswagen Beetle
rolled off an assembly line. 

2018  smiled.


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