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Todays Bonehead Award:
Ex-superintendent proven to have repeatedly shit on HS
track plans to sue cops over mug shot
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1980 China's population reached 1 billion. 
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_____________________________________________________ This minister just had all of his remaining teeth pulled and new dentures were being made. The first Sunday, he only preached 10 minutes. The second Sunday, he preached only 20 minutes. But, on the third Sunday, he preached 1 hour 25 minutes. When asked about this by some of the congregation, he responded this way..... The first Sunday, my gums were so sore it hurt to talk. The second Sunday, my dentures were hurting a lot. The third Sunday, I accidentally grabbed my wife's dentures... AND I COULDN'T STOP TALKING! ___________________________________________________ An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD has been earned by Thomas Tramaglini, 42, Holmdel, New Jersey Ex-superintendent proven to have repeatedly crapped on HS track plans to sue cops over mug shot. The now former Kenilworth schools superintendent accused of repeatedly pooping at a high school track near his home has notified Holmdel police he plans to file a lawsuit over the mug shot taken after his arrest, according legal documents filed by his attorney. Thomas Tramaglini claims Holmdel police should not have photographed him at police headquarters because the public defecation, lewdness and litter charges, which remain pending, were low-level municipal offenses. "Its like getting photographed and fingerprinted for a speeding ticket," his attorney Matthew Adams said in an email to NJ Advance Media. "On May 1, 2018, officers or agents of the Holmdel Police Department unlawfully took Dr. Tramaglini's photograph and distributed and disseminated the 'mug shot' to third parties, including the media with the intent to harm Dr. Tramaglini," according the court filing. The filing, known as a tort claim notice, by Tramgalini is a required legal step in advance of a full lawsuit. It lists potential damages of more than $1 million due to loss of income, harm to his reputation, emotional distress and invasion of privacy. It is our position that the photograph that has been widely disseminated was unlawfully taken and maliciously distributed, Adams said in a phone interview Friday. The Kenilworth board of education announced Thursday that it had accepted Tramaglini's resignation from his superintendent job, which paid $147,500 annually plus a potential bonus. He also made $5,700 per semester as a part-time lecturer at Rutgers University, according to his legal filing. Tramaglini, 42, of Aberdeen, was arrested at 5:50 a.m. on May 1 at the Holmdel High School track. The Kenilworth board of education announced Thursday that it had accepted Tramaglini's resignation from his superintendent job, which paid $147,500 annually plus a potential bonus. He also made $5,700 per semester as a part-time lecturer at Rutgers University, according to his legal filing. Tramaglini, 42, of Aberdeen, was arrested at 5:50 a.m. on May 1 at the Holmdel High School track. Police began monitoring the track, which is about three miles from Tramaglini's townhouse, after receiving reports of human feces being found daily, authorities said. Officials were soon able to identify Tramaglini as the person responsible for defecating on the track, according to Holmdel police. According to the arrest report, there are two DVDs with surveillance video footage. Tramaglini made a first appearance in court June 12 and has since pleaded not guilty. He is due back in Holmdel municipal court at 11 a.m. on Aug. 13. Tramaglini had been on paid leave from his superintendent job since his arrest. The Kenilworth board of education accepted Tramaglini's resignation on Thursday. An email and voicemail sent by the board of education to staff that evening said his resignation is effective Sept. 30. He was hired in February 2016.
Tech Support Pits From: Jim Re: Finddirections.co Dear Webby A good morning to you. Another question. When I open my Firefox, I get this popup. Is this something to be concerned with? Should I do anything to "fix" it or just ignore it as I have done for a few days. Many thanks for your reply and many thanks for your great newsletters. Jim Dear Jim finddirections.co is phony. FRAUD! It is a domain, that is apparently taken over by scammers. That is quite common with domains, that are no longer in use. Not surprising that Malwarebytes blocks it. Check the extensions or whatever they are called in FireFox, and see if you still have an extension calling for that domain. It USED to be a map and direction finding program, that is no longer in use. There has been a big shake-up with those programs, and most of them I don't trust. Usually I use Google Earth, straight from Google Earth, without allowing any parasites, that try to sneak in, or mapquest. Those two are still good. The pictures of the day for the last two days were from Google Earth. By the way, ONE lady wrote that she spotted the woman in the badlands first, before the guy. Congratulations, Barbara! Have FUN DearWebby

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Greg and Ron were in a lodge, making small talk. Greg asked Ron, "So, what do you hunt?" Ron answered, "I hunt unicorns." Greg was startled, but said, "Really? How do you do that?" Ron answered "I find a virgin and hire her to help me. The virgin sits around in the woods until a unicorn comes to her. When it does, it sets off a snare." Greg said "Boy, they must be hard to find. I've heard of them, but I've never seen one." Ron replied "Yeah, and there aren't many unicorns around, either!" ____________________________________________________ Daily tip from Thriftyfun.com Remove Hard Water Deposits From Faucets To remove vinegar deposits that accumulate on faucets from hard water, fill a bag with vinegar and tie the bag to the faucet. Allow the faucet to soak in the vinegar for a couple of hours. When you remove the bag, the deposits should be gone. Repeat if necessary. The ends of cucumbers work quite well too. I have afaucet that leaks a tiny bit where it swivels, and produces a white calcium stain from our very hard water. Putting an end of a cucumber on that stain makes it disappear overneight. For tap stems and fixtures you can rip an old t-shirt into strips and wrap them tightly around the fixtures, then soak them with vinegar. After an hour you can undo the strips and use them to polish off what mineralization remains. Plain white vinegar works just fine. Have FUN! DearWebby Tip provided by Thriftyfun.com ____________________________________________________
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Today, July 31 in
1498 Christopher Columbus, on his third voyage to the
Western Hemisphere, arrived at the island of Trinidad. 

1790 The first U.S. patent was issued to Samuel Hopkins for
his process for making potash and pearl ashes. The
substance was used in fertilizer. 

1792 The cornerstone of the U.S. Mint in Philadelphia, PA,
was laid. It was the first building to be used only as a
U.S. government building. 

1919 Germany's Weimar Constitution was adopted. 

1928 MGMs Leo the lion roared for the first time. He
introduced MGMs first talking picture, "White Shadows on
the South Seas." 

1932 Enzo Ferrari retired from racing. In 1950 he launched
a series of cars under his name. 

1945 Pierre Laval of France surrendered to Americans in
Austria. 

1955 Marilyn Bell of Toronto, Canada, at age 17, became the
youngest person to swim the English Channel. 

1959 The Euskadi Ta Askatasuna (ETA) was founded. The group
is known for being an armed Basque nationalist and
separatist organization. 

1964 The American space probe Ranger 7 transmitted pictures
of the moon's surface. 

1971 Men rode in a vehicle on the moon for the first time
in a lunar rover vehicle (LRV). 

1980 China's population reached 1 billion. 

1982 Yugoslavia imposed a six-month freeze on prices. 

1989 A pro-Iranian group in Lebanon released a videotape
reportedly showing the hanged body of American hostage
William R. Higgins. 

1989 The Game Boy handheld video game device was released
in the U.S. 

1991 U.S. President George H.W. Bush and Soviet President
Mikhail Gorbachev signed the Strategic Arms Reduction
Treaty. 

1995 The Walt Disney Company agreed to acquire Capital
Cities/ABC in a $19 billion deal. 

1999 The spacecraft Lunar Prospect crashed into the moon.
It was a mission to detect frozen water on the moon's
surface. The craft had been launched on January 6, 1998. 

2007 The iTunes Music Store reached 2 million feature
length films sold. 

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