Good Morning, !
Today is Friday, August 10
Time to wear a bit of red to show your support for the troops!


Donald Duck received the 2,257th star on the Hollywood
Walk of Fame. The Hollywood Chamber of Commerce has decided
to permanently remove Donald Trump's star since they are
strictly a Mickey Mouse outfit,
and unhappy about the people electing Donald Trump instead
of Broom Hilda.

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Dearwebby

Todays Bonehead Award:
Virginia man arrested for robbery 
had 2 year old oddler son with him
Bonehead
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Today, August 10 in
1885 The first electric streetcar, to be used commercially,
was operated in Baltimore, MD, by Leo Daft. 
More of today in history at HIstory
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People can have the Model T in any colour--
so long as it's black.
--- Henry Ford (1863 - 1947) 

Any word you have to hunt for in a thesaurus is the wrong
word. There are no exceptions to this rule.
--- Stephen King (1947 - )
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Thanks to Rubye for this story:
Please excuse the rough language in the following
story... I would have deleted them, but the story
wouldn't be the same.

A young couple got married and went on their
honeymoon. When they got back, the bride
immediately called her mother.

"Well,"said her mother,"so how was the
honeymoon?"

Oh, mama," she replied, "the honeymoon was
wonderful! So romantic..."
Suddenly she burst out crying. "But, mama,
as soon as we returned, Sam started using
the most horrible language -- things I'd never
heard before!I mean, all these awful 4-letter
words! You've got to take me home...,
"PLEASE MAMA!"

"Sarah, Sarah," her mother said, "calm down!
You need to stay with your husband and work
this out. Now, tell me,
what could be so awful
WHAT 4-letter words?"

"Please don't make me tell you, mama," wept the
daughter, "I'm so embarrassed, they're just too
awful! COME GET ME, PLEASE!!"

"Darling, baby, you must tell me what has you so upset.
Tell your mother these horrible 4-letter words!"

Sobbing, the bride said, "Oh, Mama..., he used words
like: dust, wash, iron, and cook..."

"Oy, what a schmuck! I'll pick you up in twenty minutes,"
said the mother.

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Three small boys were bragging about their fathers.  The
first boasted that his dad owned a farm.  The second said
his dad owned a factory.  The third boy, a pastors son,
replied: "That's nothin'.  My dad owns hell."

"No way," another boy scoffed.  "How can a man own hell?"

"Sure he can," the preacher's son said.  "My mom told my
grandma that them elders of our church gave it to him last
night."

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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD 
has been earned by

Lundy Wayne Riley, 29,
Newport News,
Virginia


Virginia man arrested for robbery 
had 2 year old oddler son with him

A man has been charged after attempting a robbery with his
two-year-old son with him during the incident, according to
police.

On August 5 around 3:30 a.m., police were dispatched to the
All Auto Repairs shop located at 9412 Warwick Boulevard.

At the same time, units were across the street at the 7-
Eleven with a man in custody on attempted robbery charges.

The owner of the auto shop said he had had a burglary alarm
go off at his business and the front door had been smashed.
Police said their investigation revealed the man in custody
for robbery had attempted to burglarize the auto shop at 3
a.m.

Police said he also tried to take the 7-Eleven clerk's car
keys and assaulted a second person in an unsuccessful
attempt to take his car keys as well.

Police identified the man as 29-year-old Lundy Wayne Riley.
They said he had his two-year-old son with him during the
incidents. The young boy was not injured, police said.

Riley was charged with Attempted Robbery, Burglary and
Contributing to the Delinquency of a Minor.



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The mother of three notoriously unruly youngsters was asked
whether or not she'd have children if she had it to do
over
again.

"Sure," she replied, "but not the same ones."



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A teacher was giving a lesson on the blood circulation.
"If I stood on my head, then the blood, as you know, would
flow into my head and I would turn red in the face," she
explained.

"That's right," remarked one of the students.

"Then why doesn't the blood flow into my feet when I'm
standing upright in an ordinary position?"

 shouted, "That's because your feet 
are not empty!"

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An old lady had always wanted to travel abroad. Now that
she was getting on in years, she thought she would really
like to do so before she died.

But until now, she'd never even been out of the country. So
she began by going in person to the Passport Office and
asking how long it would take to have one issued.

"You must take the loyalty oath first," responded the
passport clerk. "Raise your right hand, please."

The old gal raised her right hand.

"Do you swear to defend the Constitution of the United
States against all its enemies, domestic or foreign?" was
the first question.

The little old lady's face paled and her voice trembled as
she asked in a small voice, "Uhhh . . . all by myself?"

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Today, August 10 in
1792 King Louis XVI was taken into custody by mobs during
the French Revolution. He was executed the following
January after being put on trial for treason. 

1809 Ecuador began its fight for independence from Spain. 

1846 The Smithsonian Institution was chartered by the U.S.
Congress. The "Nation's Attic" was made possible by
$500,000 given by scientist Joseph Smithson. 

1859 In Boston, MA, the first milk inspectors were
appointed. 

1869 The motion picture projector was patented by O.B.
Brown. 

1881 Thomas Edison's exhibit opened the Paris Electrical
Exhibition. 

1885 The first electric streetcar, to be used commercially,
was operated in Baltimore, MD, by Leo Daft. 

1914 Austria-Hungary invaded Russia. 

1927 Mount Rushmore was formally dedicated. The individual
faces of the presidents were dedicated later. 

1944 U.S. forces defeated the remaining Japanese resistance
on Guam. 

1945 The day after the atomic bombing of Nagasaki, Japan
announced they would surrender. The only condition was that
the status of Emperor Hirohito would remain unchanged. 

1947 William Odom completed an around-the-world flight. He
set the solo record by completing the flight in 73 hours
and 5 minutes. 

1948 On ABC, "Candid Camera" made its TV debut. The
original title was "Candid Microphone." 

1954 Construction began on the St. Lawrence Seaway. 

1988 U.S. President Reagan signed a measure that provided
$20,000 payments to Japanese-Americans who were interned by
the U.S. government during World War II. 

1994 U.S. President Clinton claimed presidential immunity
when he asked a federal judge to dismiss, at least for the
time being, a sexual harassment lawsuit filed by Paula
Corbin Jones. 

1995 Norma McCorvey, "Jane Roe" of the 1973 U.S. Supreme
Court decision legalizing abortion, announced that she had
joined the anti-abortion group Operation Rescue. 

1999 Near an India-Pakistan border area an Indian fighter
jet shot down a Pakistani naval aircraft. Sixteen people
were killed. 

2003 Ekaterina Dmitriev and Russian cosmonaut Yuri
Malenchenko were married. Malenchenko was about 240 miles
above the earth in the international space station. It was
the first-ever marriage from space. 

2004 Donald Duck received the 2,257th star on the Hollywood
Walk of Fame. Donald Trump's star was permanetly removed
by the Hollywood Chamber of Commerce because he is not a
Communist / Socialist.

2018  smiled.





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