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Good Morning, !
Today is Sunday, August 12

Smoke is still thick. The promised thunder showers didn't
really happen. There was some faint rumbling in the
distance, and for a few minutes there was a bit of a
drizzle. I was on my walk when it happened, and did not
have to change my shirt afterwards. Still can't see more
than a block.

The fires are all in BC, and some in Washington, Oregon and
California, but with cool air coming down from the Yukon,
the smoke seems to get funneled over the Rockies to

Fire crews have pitched in from the forest industry, from
outside the province and outside of the country including
New Zealand, Australia and Mexico. 

I hope they get some good and solid rain soon! I was forest
fire fighting in 1971 and know how tough it is to go all
out in thick smoke.

Have FUN!

Todays Bonehead Award:
Florida Woman Fleeing Police Gets 
Corralled By Cows
Today, August 12 in
1865 Disinfectant was used for the first time during 
surgery by Joseph Lister. 
More of today in history at HIstory
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_____________________________________________________ Having lost weight over the past few years, a lady was discarding things from her wardrobe that no longer fit. Her seven-year-old daughter was watching as she held up a huge pair of slacks. "Wow," the lady said, "I must have worn these when I was a hundred and eighty." Her daughter looked puzzled and asked, "How old are you now?" ___________________________________________________ An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD has been earned by Jennifer Anne Kaufman, 46, Sanford, Florida Florida Woman Fleeing Police Gets Corralled By Cows Send in the cavalry ? or is that “cowvalry”? It’s a relevant question, thanks to a video that shows a woman on the run from the law who ended up being chased by a tiny herd of cows. The mooving experience happened Monday night in Sanford, Florida, where authorities were pursuing a white Subaru SUV that was reportedly stolen. Officers attempted to stop the vehicle by using stop sticks, causing it to crash near a pasture, according to The Tampa Bay Times. One of the three passengers, Erin Thomas, 38, stayed with the SUV, while the other two attempted to hoof it into the field. Jamie Michael Young, 46, was quickly apprehended by a K-9 unit, but the other, Jennifer Anne Kaufman, also 46, was about to have a different kind of animal encounter. As she was fleeing officers, Kaufman found herself suddenly pursued by, depending on the source, 12, 16 or 20 young cows. A pilot in a police helicopter above the scene immortalized the encounter, according to “Inside Edition.” “Actually, the group of cows is following her, for a good visual,” he said to his fellow officers below. “Looks like they may attack her ... Keep going southeast. She’s pretty far into the field now. If you see the group of cows, they’re literally following her and chasing her.” Kaufman eventually made it to a fence, where she was arrested by police officers waiting for her. The herd’s owner, Richard Kondracki, told local station WKMG that he had never seen his bovines act aggressive before but that no one had ever tried to run through the field. if all those cows come running at you. They didn’t know them. They don’t know if they’re there to hurt them, or steal one of the babies.” Officers allegedly found 1.3 grams of cocaine, two spoons, two clear-colored needles and a pipe burned at both ends in the SUV, according to The Orlando Sentinel. Kaufman is facing various charges, including drug possession, possession of drug paraphernalia, trespassing and resisting an officer. She remains in the Seminole County Jail in lieu of $4,500 bond.
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A man goes to a doctor for a physical checkup. The nurse starts with certain basic information and asks, "How much do you weigh?" "One-seventy," the man replies. The nurse asks him to step on the scale and it shows that his weight is actually 183. The nurse asks, "Your height?" "Five-eleven," the man answered confidently The nurse measures and sees that he's only 5' 8". Then she takes his blood pressure, and it is very high. The man says, "Of course it's high! When I came in here, I was tall and slender. Now, suddenly I'm short and dumpy!" ____________________________________________________ Daily tip from Saving Money on Carpet Save money on your carpet installation by removing and disposing of the old carpet yourself. If you are also painting, do your painting and dry wall work after removing the old carpet. It allows you to paint all the way down to the subflooring without fear of making a mess. Tip provided by ____________________________________________________
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___________________________________________________ An old man limped into the doctor's office and said, "Doctor, my knee hurts so bad, I can hardly walk!" The doctor slowly eyed him from head to toe, paused and then said, "Sir, how old are you?" "I'm 98," the man announced proudly. The doctor just sighed, and looked at him again. Finally he said, "Sir, I'm sorry. I mean, just look at you. You are almost one hundred years old, and you're complaining that your knee hurts? Well, what did you expect?" The old man said, "Well, my other knee is 98 years old too, and it doesn't hurt!" ---------------- He should have used his cane and smacked the quack! My father overdid it a bit with his hiking last Sunday and tore the meniscus in his right knee. Medically it's not a big deal, but it is very painful. If you see a soccer player suddenly dance like a one-legged whirling dervish and then fall down clasping his knee, that's from a torn meniscus. The meniscus is like a rubber washer in the knee, cushioning the joint. A sudden twisting impact can tear a little piece of that washer partially loose and makes it press against some nerves. A sport doctor recognizes it instantly and can reach into the knee with a tiny little pipe and clip the torn piece like it was a hangnail on your thumb. The pain is gone instantly and the patient can walk as soon as the local anethetic wears off. That's what they did with my dad and he's hiking again. However, if it is not promptly fixed, the limping affects the spine and leads to all kinds of expensive complications. ___________________________________________________
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Ending his sermon, a preacher announced that he would preach on Noah and the Ark on the following Sunday, and gave the scriptural reference for the congregation to read ahead of time. A couple of boys noticed something interesting about the placement of the story in the Bible. They slipped into the church and glued two pages of the pulpit Bible together. The next Sunday, the preacher got up to read his text. "Noah took unto himself a wife," he began, "and she was" - he turned the page to continue - "three hundred cubits long, fifty wide and thirty high." He paused, scratched his head, turned the page back, read it silently, and turned the page again. Then he looked up at his congregation and said, "I've been reading this old Bible for near fifty years, but there are some things in it that are hard to believe." ____________________________________________________

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Today on August 12
1676 "King Phillip's War" came to an end with the killing
of Indian chief King Phillip. The war between the Indians
and the Europeans lasted for two years. 

1851 Isaac Singer was issued a patent on the double-headed
sewing machine. 

1865 Disinfectant was used for the first time during
surgery by Joseph Lister. 

1877 Thomas Edison invented the phonograph and made the
first sound recording. 

1898 The Spanish-American War was ended with the signing of
the peace protocol. The U.S. acquired Guam, Puerto Rico
the Philippines. Hawaii was also annexed. 

1915 "Of Human Bondage" by William Somerset Maugham was
first published. 

1918 Regular airmail service began between Washington, DC,
and New York City. 

1939 "The Wizard of Oz" premiered in Oconomowoc, WI. Judy
Garland became famous for the movie's song "Somewhere Over
the Rainbow." The movie premiered in Hollywood on August

1953 The Soviet Union secretly tested its first hydrogen

1960 The balloon satellite Echo One was launched by the
U.S. from Cape Canaveral, FL. It was the first
communications satellite. 

1962 The Soviet Union launched Pavel Popovich into orbit.
Popovich and Andrian Nikolayev, who was launched a day
before, both landed on August 15. 

1977 The space shuttle Enterprise passed its first solo
flight test. 

1981 IBM unveiled its first PC. 

1986 It was announced by NASA that they had selected a new
rocket design for the space shuttle. The move was made in
an effort at correcting the flaws that were believed to
have been responsible for the Challenger disaster. 

1988 The movie "The Last Temptation of Christ" opened. 

1992 The U.S., Canada, and Mexico announced that the North
American Free Trade Agreement had been created after 14
months of negotiations. 

1993 U.S. President Clinton lifted the ban on rehiring air
traffic controllers that had been fired for going on strike
in 1981. 

1998 Swiss banks agreed to pay $1.25 billion as restitution
to World War II Holocaust victims. 

1999 Hang Thu Thi Ngyuen shot an arrow from a bow with her
feet on "Guinness World Records: Primetime" and hit a
target that was 16 feet and 5 inches away. 

2000 The Russian nuclear submarine Kursk sank and its 118-
man crew died during naval exercises in the Barents Sea. 

2004 The California Supreme Court voided the nearly 4,000
same-sex marriages that had been sanctioned in San
Francisco earlier in the year. 

2008 Russia halted its five-day assault on Georgia. 

2018  smiled.

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