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Today is Tuesday, August 14

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Todays Bonehead Award:
Driver's license of dopey woman in Nocatee 
road-rage incident suspended four times
Bonehead
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Today, August 14 in
2015 In Havana, Cuba, the U.S. Embassy was re-opened after
being closed 54 years earlier because Cuba had stolen
(nationalized) all US built and owned refineries and
plantations and canneries. Secretary of State Hillary said
that was ok, since they are Communists. 
More of today in history at HIstory
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_____________________________________________________ Thanks to Martha for this one: St Peter met a taxi driver and a minister at the Pearly Gate. St Peter said to the taxi driver, "Tell me what you did on earth and who you are so I can check my list". The taxi driver told him. St Peter returned with a silk robe and a gold staff and said, "Enter in." St Peter asked the next man who he was. "I was a minister for 42 years." "Fine" said St Peter, "let me go check my list." He returned with a cotton robe and a wooden stick. "Not fair" howled the minister, "that taxi driver got a silk robe and a gold staff. How come I only get a cotton robe and a wooden stick?" St Peter replied, "For 42 years, when you preached, the people slept. When that guy drove, the people prayed." ___________________________________________________ An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD has been earned by Lauren Davis, 22, Jacksonville, Florida Driver's license of dopey woman in Nocatee road-rage incident suspended four times A St. Johns County arrest report says that a road-rage incident led to the arrest of a Jacksonville woman on felony drug charges stemming from a Nocatee road-rage incident. Deputies said that Lauren Davis, 22, was driving with a license that had been suspended four times by the state. According to a report, Davis was driving on Nocatee Parkway when she slammed the brakes on her 2008 Honda Element in an act of road rage. A deputy witnessed the incident, the report said. When Davis was pulled over, she immediately admitted that she had road rage because she had been cut off by another car, the report said. The deputy who pulled her over smelled marijuana and asked Davis if she had any in her car, the report said. Davis then held up a plastic bag from her center console. Davis told deputies the bag held one ounce of marijuana, the report said. The report added that Davis' drivers license has been suspended four times since July 19, 2017. She drives anyway.
From Edna Re: Why Downward tripod? Dear Webby, Why would I ever need a tripod for shootiing straight down? Edna Dear Edna If you make custom jewelry, or collect butterflies or bugs or marbles or anything small, and need the same angle and background for catalog type pages, then you can't really scan them and have to take pictures. A twisted bar works very well for that. Have FUN DearWebby
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Today, August 14 in

1248 The rebuilding of the Cologne Cathedral in Cologne,
Germany, began after being destroyed by fire. 

1805 A peace treaty between the U.S. and Tunis was signed
on board the USS Constitution. Tunis did not honor it until
the Marines showed up and knocked them back into the stone
age.

1880 The Cologne Cathedral in Cologne, Germany was
completed after 632 years of rebuilding. 

1888 A patent for the electric meter was granted to Oliver
B. Shallenberger. 

1896 Gold was discovered in Canada's Yukon Territory.
Within the next year more than 30,000 people rushed to the
area to look for gold. 

1900 An international force, consisting of eight nations,
lifted the siege of Peking. It was the end to the Boxer
Rebellion, which was aimed at purging China of foreigners. 

1917 China declared war on Germany and Austria during World
War I. 

1919 About 1 million tons of ice and rock broke off of a
glacier near Mont Blanc, France. Nine people were killed in
the incident. 

1935 U.S. President Franklin D. Roosevelt signed the Social
Security Act into law. The act created unemployment
insurance and pension plans for the elderly. 

1936 The first basketball competition was held at the
Olympic Games in Berlin, Germany. The U.S. defeated Canada,
19-8. 

1941 The U.S. Congress appropriated the funds to construct
the Pentagon (approximately $83 million). The building was
the new home of the U.S. War Department. 

1944 The federal government allowed the manufacture of
certain domestic appliances to resume on a limited basis. 

1945 It was announced by U.S. President Truman that Japan
had surrendered unconditionally. The surrender ended World
War II. 

1947 Pakistan became independent from British rule. 

1953 The whiffle ball was invented. 

1962 A U.S. mail truck was held up in Plymouth, MA. The
robbers got away with more that $1.5 million dollars. 

1969 British troops arrived in Northern Ireland to
intervene in sectarian violence between Protestants and
Roman Catholics. 

1973 The U.S. bombing of Cambodia ended. The halt marked
the official end to 12 years of combat in Indochina by the
U.S. 

1976 A charity softball game began for the Community
General Hospital in Monticello, NY. The game was eventually
called off due to weather after 30 hours. The final score
was Gager's Diner's 491 to Bend 'n Elbow Tavern's 467. 

1980 People for Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) was
incorporated. 

1986 U.S. officials announced that a U.S. Drug Enforcement
agent had been abducted, interrogated and tortured by
Mexican police. 

1992 The U.S. announced that emergency airlifts of food to
Somalia would begin. The action was being taken to stop
mass deaths due to starvation. 

1995 Shannon Faulkner became the first female cadet in the
history of The Citadel, South Carolina's state military
college. She quit the school less than a week later. 

1998 A U.S. federal appeals court in Richmond, VA, ruled
that the Food and Drug Administration had no authority to
regulate tobacco. The FDA had established rules to make it
harder for minors to buy cigarettes. 

2000 Valujet was ordered to pay $11 million in fines and
restitution for hazardous waste violations in the crash
that killed 110 people in 1996. 

2015 In Havana, Cuba, the U.S. Embassy was re-opened after
being closed 54 years earlier because Cuba had stolen
(nationalized) all US built and owned refineries and
plantations and canneries. Secretary of State Hillary said
that was ok, since they are Communists. 

2018  smiled.


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