Has Roboform gone bad? 

Good Morning, !
Today is Tuesday, September 4

>From Annie
Well, Dear Webby, I see you just couldn't break your record!
You said last week you have never had a Labor Day off and if
there were no Humor Letter today it would be your first.
Since it followed your two eye injections I thought just maybe
you might take this one off.  Had to peek though...and there
you were!  You deserve that ol' vote I cast today!  Thanks
for the laughs and info you provide, albeit through your pain.
God bless those ol' eyes...real good.


Thanks, Annie!

Have FUN!

Today's Bonehead Award: 

Woman charged after attacking bus 
w. car jack, trying to run over driver

Today, September 4 in
0476 romulus augustulus, the last emperor of the western roman
empire, was deposed when odoacer proclaimed himself king of
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_____________________________________________________ Thanks to Dianne for this story: As the lone female in our household, I find that certain male habits have really begun to get on my nerves. One day, I emerged from my teenage son's bathroom completely exasperated when I bumped into my husband. "What is it with guys that they won't replace the toiler paper!" I raged. "I know." he said, nodding in agreement. "I noticed that when I was just in there." ___________________________________________________ Reported by the Bausell Sailor An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD has been earned by Mariana Silver, 20, Washington, DC Woman charged after attacking bus w. car jack, trying to run over driver A woman was caught on cell phone video smashing the window of a Greyhound bus in Northeast D.C. with a car jack before attempting to run over the bus driver with her car as he tried to stop her from fleeing the scene. According to D.C. police, the woman, who has been identified as 20-year-old Mariana Silver, of Northeast D.C., illegally passed the bus in the 1800 block of Bladensburg Road and sideswiped another driver in the process. When the driver tried to make contact with the woman, she grew irate and an argument broke out. After witnessing the accident and ensuing argument, the bus driver got involved, saying, "You're a crazy driver, you need to get off the road," according to a police report. That's when Silver got a bat from the trunk of her car and started hitting the driver's side bus window before retrieving a car jack that she used to smash the window, which is where the cell phone video picks up. In the video, the bus driver is seen standing in front and jumping on the hood of her car in an attempt to keep her from fleeing the scene. Silver then continues to drive off with the bus driver on the hood of her car until he falls off. She was eventually arrested later in the day. By that time there was no dope in her car, aside from her.
From: Carol Re: Has Roboform gone bad? Dear Webby, Two friends told me to get rid of Roboform. You used to recommend it. What is the story now? Carol Dear Carol Your friends are right! The current version of RoboForm is extremely toxic and leads to VERY VERY bad language. Try to export all your passwords to a civilized password manager NOW! RFN! RIGHT Farting NOW!!! Due to utter and complete moron malfunction Roboform is now using a Master Password, that they expect you to memorize. DUH!! What is a password manager for? Apparently nobody 'splained that to the @#$%^^& morons. Then they demand that the password be totally complicated and impossible to remember. And finally, in about a month, Roboform forgets or changes the Master Password. Due to their total moron malfunction there is no way to retrieve the Master Password. RoboForm has sent all your 1800 differfent passwords to hell, irretrievably. Many of those 1800 passwords are probably obsolete, but all the currently used ones are destroyed too. Roboform support is absolutely useless. They just tell you that you had been told to remember that impossible to remember Master Password. I even asked my friend and mentor Jerome in Idaho. You may remember how I occasionally, if somebody had a really tricky problem, that I could not solve, sent them to Jerome. Well, it turns out that Jerome was cussing too and loading his big gun. So I searched and tested the available password managers. I am still testing. Roboform is out. Dashlane is out. Same brain-dead concept. I will keep testing until I find a password manager that I can recommend. In the meantime, try to back up your passwords, and if possible, export them to a CSV file at a place, that you can find again. You will need it to import your passwords when I finde one, that is worth the hassle. Have FUN DearWebby
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Today, September 4 in
0476 Romulus Augustulus, the last emperor of the western Roman
Empire, was deposed when Odoacer proclaimed himself King of

1609 British navigator Henry Hudson began exploring the island
of Manhattan. 

1781 Los Angeles, CA, was founded by Spanish settlers. The
original name was "El Pueblo de Nuestra Senora La Reina de Los
Angeles de Porciuncula," which translates as "The Town of the
Queen of Angels." 

1825 New York Governor Clinton ceremoniously emptied a barrel
of Lake Erie water in the Atlantic Ocean to consummate the
"Marriage of the Waters" of the Great Lakes and the Atlantic. 

1833 Barney Flaherty answered an ad in "The New York Sun" and
became the first newsboy/paperboy at the age of 10. 

1882 Thomas Edison's Pearl Street electric power station began
operations in New York City. It was the first display of a
practical electrical lighting system. 

1885 The Exchange Buffet opened in New York City. It was the
first self-service cafeteria in the U.S. 

1886 Geronimo, and the Apache Indians he led, surrendered in
Skeleton Canyon in Arizona to Gen. Nelson Miles. 

1888 George Eastman registered the name "Kodak" and patented
his roll-film camera. The camera took 100 exposures per roll. 

1894 A strike in New York City by 12,000 tailors took place to
protest sweatshops. 

1899 An 8.3 earthquake hit Yakutat Bar, AK. 

1917 The American expeditionary force in France suffered its
first fatalities in World War I. 

1921 The first police broadcast was made by radio station WIL
in St. Louis, MO. 

1923 The first American dirigible, the "Shenandoah," began its
maiden voyage in Lakehurst, NJ. 

1944 During World War II, British troops entered the city of
Antwerp, Belgium. 

1948 The Dutch Queen Wilhelmina left her throne for health

1949 The longest pro tennis match in history was played when
Pancho Gonzales and Ted Schroeder played 67 games in five sets.

1951 The first live, coast-to-coast TV broadcast took place in
the U.S. The event took place in San Francisco, CA, from the
Japanese Peace Treaty Conference. It was seen all the way to
New York City, NY. 

1957 The Arkansas National Guard was ordered by Governor Orval
Faubus to keep nine black students from going into Little
Rock's Central High School. 

1957 The Ford Motor Company began selling the Edsel. The car
was so unpopular that it was taken off the market after only
two years. 

1967 "Gilligan's Island" aired for the last time on CBS-TV. It
ran for 98 shows. 

1967 Michigan Gov. George Romney said during a TV interview
that he had undergone "brainwashing" by U.S. officials while
visiting Vietnam in 1965. 

1972 Swimmer Mark Spitz captured his seventh Olympic gold medal
in the 400-meter medley relay event at Munich, Germany. Spitz
was the first Olympian to win seven gold medals. 

1981 The Soviet Union began war games with about 100,000 troops
on the Polish border. 

1983 U.S. officials announced that there had been an American
plane, used for reconnaissance, in the vicinity of the Korean
Air Lines flight that was shot down. 

1986 South African security forces halted a mass funeral for
the victims of the riot in Soweto. 

1989 A reconnaissance satellite was released by the Air Force's
Titan Three rocket. The Titan Three set over 200 satellites
into space between 1964 and 1989. 

1993 Pope John Paul II started his first visit to the former
Soviet Union. 

1993 Jim Abbott (New York Yankees) pitched a no-hitter. Abbott
had been born without a right hand. 

1995 The Fourth World Conference on Women was opened in
Beijing. There were over 4,750 delegates from 181 countries in

1998 In Mexico, bankers stopped approving personal loans and

1998 The International Monetary Fund approved a $257 million
loan for the Ukraine. 

1998 Google was incorporated as a privately held company. 

1998 While in Ireland, U.S. President Clinton said the words
"I'm sorry" for the first time about his affair with Monica
Lewinsky and described his behavior as indefensible. 

1999 The United Nations announced that the residents of East
Timor had overwhelmingly voted for independence from Indonesia
in a referendum held on August 30. In Dili, pro-Indonesian
militias attacked independence supporters, burned buildings,
blew up bridges and destroyed telecommunication facilities. 

2003 Keegan Reilly, 22, became the first parapalegic climber to
reach the peak of Japan's Mount Fuji. 

2018  smiled.

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