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PA crook tried to outrun cops 
with a bicycle

Today, September 25 in
1513 The Pacific Ocean was discovered by Spanish explorer Vasco
Nunez de Balboa when he crossed the Isthmus of Panama. He named
the body of water the South Sea. He was truly just the first
European to see the Pacific Ocean. 
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___________________________________________________ An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD has been earned by Devon Ruoss, 41, Carlisle, Pennsylvania PA crook tried to outrun cops with a bicycle Cumberland County President Judge Edward E. Guido couldn't suppress a chuckle as Devon Ruoss stood before him to enter a guilty plea Tuesday morning. After all, the man had tried to outrun a bevy of Carlisle cops on a bicycle. And one of the officers was in a cruiser with lights flashing and siren blaring. As Senior District Attorney Daniel Sodus explained it, Ruoss, 41, began his ill-fated two-wheeled flight around 3 p.m. on July 26 after a borough officer recognized him as a wanted man. Two days earlier, Ruoss had been accused of punching a woman. So, the officer ordered Ruoss to stop when he spied him in the 100 block of South Hanover Street. Instead, Ruoss pedaled away with the cruiser in pursuit, Sodus said. "Several officers on foot tried to stop Mr. Ruoss as well," the prosecutor added. Eventually, Ruoss ran into a cop car and fell down. "So that was done on a bicycle?" Guido asked as Ruoss stood there in handcuffs. "A bicycle," Sodus confirmed. "So, it wasn't a high-speed chase?" the judge continued. "It depends on how fast he can ride a bicycle," the DA replied. Ruoss pleaded guilty to fleeing police for the bike chase and to simple assault for the punching incident. His only deal is for a county prison term that has yet to be determined by Judge Guido.
From: Martin Re: Forward marks Dear Webby, Sorry about all the forward marks that will likely appear. It's the biggest problem I have with Thunderbird. Anything I try to drag into a new email (or drag it up in the original) leaves only a blank outline with a red dot in the upper left corner. That's what I miss about my old NS 4.8 more than anything. ;-( Martin Dear Martin Go to my toolbox at and look for this icon: With the Strip program you can strip all the AOL flags off any text. Highlight the text that you want to forward, CTRL C Jump to Strip CTRL V Strip Copy Close and you are back in the email program. CTRL V to paste and you got text as clean as if you had written it yourself. Have FUN DearWebby

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Everything about my new townhouse was great, except for one thing. I couldn't find my mailbox. It wasn't on the curb, nor was it by my front door. I was stymed. To the rescue came the development's manager. "The location of your mailbox should be indicated in the welcome package," he assured me. "It's the one we mailed to you." ___________________________________________________ Daily tip from Pay Yourself First We have direct deposit and our credit union will automatically transfer a set amount of money each pay period to our savings account. At first it hurt a little but now we don't even think about it. It's like another bill we pay except it's to ourselves! By Cheryl Many companies also have a payroll deduction savings plan with better interest, than you get downtown. Definitely worth checking out! DearWebby Tip provided by ____________________________________________________
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Thanks to Barry for this story: A female CNN journalist heard about a very old Jewish man who had been going to the Western Wall to pray, twice a day, every day, for a long, long time. So she went to check it out. She went to the Western Wall and there he was walking slowly up to the holy site. She watched him pray and after about 45 minutes, when he turned to leave, using a cane in a very slow fashion , she approached him for an interview. "Pardon me Sir, I'm Rebecca Smith from CNN, What's your name? "Maury Fishbein" he replied. "Sir, how long have you been coming to the Western Wall and praying?" "For about 60 years." "60 years! That's amazing! What do you pray for?" "I pray for peace between the Christians, Jews and the Muslims. I pray for all the Wars and hatred to stop, I pray for all our children to grow up safely as responsible adults, and to love their fellow man." "How do you feel after doing this for 60 years?" "Like I'm talking to a f@#$%^g wall." ____________________________________________________

Today, September 25 in
1493 Christopher Columbus left Spain with 17 ships on his second
voyage to the Western Hemisphere. 

1513 The Pacific Ocean was discovered by Spanish explorer Vasco
Nunez de Balboa when he crossed the Isthmus of Panama. He named
the body of water the South Sea. He was truly just the first
European to see the Pacific Ocean. 

1690 One of America's earliest newspapers published its first and
last edition. The "Publik Occurences Both Foreign and Domestik"
was published at the London Coffee House in Boston, MA, by
Benjamin Harris. 

1775 Ethan Allen was captured by the British during the American
Revolutionary War. He was leading the attack on Montreal. 

1789 The first U.S. Congress adopted 12 amendments to the
Constitution. Ten of the amendments became the Bill of Rights. 

1847 During the Mexican-American War, U.S. forces led by General
Zachary Taylor captured Monterrey, Mexico. 

1890 The Sequoia National Park was established as a U.S. National
Park in Central California. 

1890 Mormon President Wilford Woodruff issued a Manifesto in
which the practice of polygamy was renounced. 

1919 U.S. President Woodrow Wilson collapsed after a speech in
Pueblo, CO. The speaking tour was in support of the Treaty of

1933 Tom Mix was heard on NBC Radio for the first time. His show
ran until June of 1950. 

1956 A transatlantic telephone-cable system began operation
between Newfoundland and Scotland. 

1957 300 U.S. Army troops stood guard as nine black students were
escorted to class at Central High School in Little Rock, AR. The
children had been forced to withdraw 2 days earlier because of
unruly white mobs. 

1973 The three crewmen of Skylab II landed in the Pacific Ocean
after being on the U.S. space laboratory for 59 days. 

1978 Melissa Ludtke, a writer for "Sports Illustrated", filed a
suit in U.S. District Court. The result was that Major League
Baseball could not bar female writers from the locker room after
the game. 

1981 Sandra Day O'Connor became the first female justice of the
U.S. Supreme Court when she was sworn in as the 102nd justice.
She had been nominated the previous July by U.S. President Ronald

1983 A Soviet military officer, Stanislav Petrov, averted a
potential worldwide nuclear war. He declared a false alarm after
a U.S. attack was detected by a Soviet early warning system. It
was later discovered the alarms had been set off when the
satellite warning system mistakenly interpreted sunlight
reflections off clouds as the presence of enemy missiles. 

1986 An 1894 S Barber Head dime was bought for $83,000 at a coin
auction in California. It is one of a dozen that exist. 

1987 The booty collected from the Wydah, which sunk off Cape Cod
in 1717, was auctioned off. The worth was around $400 million. 

1990 The U.N. Security Council voted to impose an air embargo
against Iraq. Cuba was the only dissenting vote. 

1991 The U.N. Security Council unanimously ordered a worldwide
arms embargo against Yugoslavia and all of its warring factions. 

1992 In Orlando, FL, a judge ruled in favor of 12-year-old
Gregory Kingsley. He had sought a divorce from his biological

1992 The Mars Observer blasted off on a mission that cost $980
million. The probe has not been heard from since it reached Mars
in August of 1993. 

1995 Ross Perot announced that he would form the Independence

1997 NBC sportscaster Marv Albert pled guilty to assault and
battery of a lover. He was fired from NBC within hours. 

2001 Michael Jordan announced that he would return to the NBA as
a player for the Washington Wizards. Jordan became the president
of basketball operations for the team on January 19, 2000. 

2002 U.S. forces landed in Ivory Coast to aid in the rescue of
foreigners trapped in a school by fighting between government
troops and rebel troops. Rebels had attempted to take over the
government on September 19. 

2012 China launched its first aircraft carrier into service.

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