Out-going mystery stuff 

Good Morning, !
Today is Tuesday, October 2

What really surprised me was that Broom Hilda made absolutely no
comment in the phony Kavenaugh accusation circus.
Does she too already know it will seriously backfire?
When the shit hits the fan, she will be high and dry and smiling.

Did anybody notice that while the Anti-American media was
imitating a herd of hysterical chihuahuas outside of the fence
where the cat sleeps, trying desperately to slander Kavanaugh, 
Trump quietly renegotiated NAFTA and even got Trudeau to sign.
NAFTA is saved!

Have FUN!

Today's Bonehead Award: 

Man arrested for human trafficking when 
teen escapes to restaurant

Today, October 2 in
1962 U.S. ports were closed to nations that allowed their ships
to carry arms to Cuba, ships that had docked in a socialist
country were prohibited from docking in the United States during
that voyage, and the transport of U.S. goods was banned on ships
owned by companies that traded with Cuba. 
Bernie is still a Socialist.
More of today in history at HIstory
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___________________________________________________ An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD has been earned by Patrick McManus, 25, Charlotte, North Carolina Man arrested for human trafficking w hen teen escapes to restaurant Andre Davis said he was working at Captain D's in Charlotte, North Carolina, when a 17-year-old girl ran inside. Police said 25-year-old Patrick McManus has been arrested after he reportedly forced the teenage girl into his car and assaulted her. McManus is charged with kidnapping and human trafficking. “He was following her, and my manager told him, ‘No, you're not allowed in the girls’ bathroom,’” Davis said. “Everybody was panicking. They didn't know if he had a gun. Like, it was crazy in here." Police said they were called to a motel on Reagan Drive around 4:50 p.m. Friday for a report of a 17-year-old who had been assaulted and kidnapped. Officers said the victim and suspect left before they arrived. Officers were then called to the Captain D’s around 5:38 p.m. The 911 caller said a woman who had been kidnapped was inside the restaurant. Police said officers located the victim and McManus, who was arrested on the scene. "The manager grabbed cleaning supplies to act like she was cleaning the bathroom the whole time when I was on the phone with police," Davis said. The Charlotte-Mecklenburg Police Department's Human Trafficking Unit was brought in to investigate and found the 17-year-old victim had known McManus for less than a week. Police said the girl told them she was staying at the nearby Royal Inn, where McManus was also staying. Court documents show the teen said McManus told her he loved her, but he was physically abusive and forced her into prostitution so he could buy drugs. “That's crazy,” Davis said. "At a young age, that's real, that's real bad." The girl told detectives that McManus demanded she work as a prostitute to earn him money. She said when she refused, he threatened and assaulted her. She told police she lied to McManus and tried to hide, but he found her, choked her and forced her into his car while he was holding a Taser. The victim was taken to a hospital for non-life-threatening injuries. "Nobody would want that to happen to their kid,” Davis said. Detectives said the teen put up a fight for more than 2 miles and attempted to jump out of the moving car. "About a minute after I got off the phone, the police (were) here,” Davis said. Police said McManus was being taken to the Mecklenburg County Jail after his interview when he was able to move his handcuffed hands to the front of his body and assault the officer who was driving. Police said he spit on two officers that responded and kicked the patrol car door. McManus was eventually restrained. Police said McManus had minor injuries after the incident and was taken to Novant Health for evaluation. McManus is charged with kidnapping, human trafficking, assault on a female, assault by strangulation, assault on a government official, damage to property, two counts of malicious conduct by a prisoner, resisting and promoting prostitution. He is in jail on a $120,000 bond.
From Helen Re: Outgoing mystery stuff Dear Webby, Norton keeps alerting me that WINTOOLS.EXE and IEXPLORESKINS.EXE are attempting to access the internet. They are both listed as Medium Risk. Since I don't know what they are, I have come to the master to ask if I should permanently block them or if they are useful and should be allowed. Thanks once again for you help! Helen Dear Helen If medium risk (or any risk) stuff is trying to get from your machine out onto the Internet, then obviously your machine is infected with them. I don't use Norton because it doesn't stop stuff like that from coming in in the first place. Try running Spybot-Search&Destroy, update it to it's newest version, and see if that will find those things. To me they sound a lot more like malicious spyware than viruses, and just want to report your bra size, weight, visa numbers and stuff like that. Please let me know if Spybot-Search&Destroy catches them or if you need even bigger ammunition for that. Have FUN! DearWebby

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Thanks to Ross for this story: A Welsh farmer walking through his field, notices a man drinking out of a pond. The Welsh farmer shouted: "Paid a yfed a dwr, maer gwerthin wedi cachu un a for." This means: “Don’t drink the water the cows have dumped into it." The man shouts back: "I'm a Muslim, I don't understand. Please speak in English." The Welsh farmer says: "Use two hands, they hold more!"
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___________________________________________________ A woman was worried whether or not her dead husband made it to heaven, so she decided to try to contact his spirit by having a seance. Sure enough, after the usual mumbo-jumbo of calling to the spirits, her husband's voice was heard answering, "Hello Margaret, this is meeee..." " "Fred," she answered. "I just have to know if you're happy there in the afterlife. What's it like there?" "Ooooooh, it's much more beautiful here than I ever imagined," Fred answered. "The sky is bluer, the air is cleaner, and the pastures are much more lush and green than I ever expected. And the only thing we do all day long, are eat and sleep, eat and sleep, over and over." "Thank God, you made it to heaven," his wife cried. "Heaven?" he answered. "What heaven? I'm a buffalo in Montana." ___________________________________________________
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A man was in his usual place, sitting at the table, reading the newspaper during breakfast. He came across an article about a beautiful actress who was about to marry a football player, who was known primarily for his lack of IQ and common knowledge. He turned to his wife with a look of bewilderment on his face and said, "I'll never understand why the biggest jerks get the most attractive wives" His wife said, "Why, thank you, dear!" ____________________________________________________

Today, October 2 in
1492 King Henry VII of England invaded France. 

1780 British army major John Andre was hanged as a spy. He was
carrying information about the actions of Benedict Arnold. 

1835 The first battle of the Texas Revolution took place near the
Guadalupe River when American settlers defeated a Mexican

1836 Charles Darwin returned to England after 5 years of
acquiring knowledge around the world about fauna, flora, wildlife
and geology. He used the information to develop his "theory of
evolution" which he unveiled in his 1859 book entitled The Origin
of Species by Means of Natural Selection. 

1870 Rome was made the capital of Italy. 

1876 The Agricultural and Mechanical College of Texas opened. It
was the state's first venture into public higher education. The
school was formally dedicated 2 days later by Texas Gov. Richard

1924 The Geneva Protocol adopted the League of Nations. 

1925 Scottish inventor John Logie Baird completed the first
transmission of moving images. 

1937 Warner Bros. released "Love Is on the Air." Ronald Reagan
made his acting debut in the motion picture. He was 26 years old.

1941 Operation Typhoon was launched by Nazi Germany. The plan was
an all-out offensive against Moscow. 

1944 The Nazis crushed the Warsaw Uprising. 

1947 The Federatino Internationale de l'Automobile (FIA) formally
established Formula One racing in Grand Prix competition. 

1950 "Peanuts," the comic strip created by Charles M. Schulz, was
published for the first time in seven newspapers. 

1958 Guinea, the French colony in West Africa, proclaimed its
independence. Sekou Toure was the first president of the Republic
of Guinea. 

1962 U.S. ports were closed to nations that allowed their ships
to carry arms to Cuba, ships that had docked in a socialist
country were prohibited from docking in the United States during
that voyage, and the transport of U.S. goods was banned on ships
owned by companies that traded with Cuba. 

1967 Thurgood Marshall was sworn in. He was the first African-
American member of the U.S. Supreme Court. 

1988 Pakistan's Supreme Court ordered free elections. 

1989 In Leipzig, East Germany a protest took place demanding the
legalization of opposition groups and the adoption of democratic

1990 The Allies ceded their rights to areas they occupied in

1993 Opponents of Russian President Boris Yeltsin fought police
and set up burning barricades. 

1998 Hawaii sued petroleum companies, claiming state drivers were
overcharged by about $73 million a year in price-fixing. 

1998 About 10,000 Turkish soldiers crossed into northern Iraq and
attacked Kurdish rebels. 

2001 NATO, for the first time, invoked a treaty clause that
stated that an attack on one member is an attack on all members.
The act was in response to the September 11, 2001, terrorist
attacks in the United States. 

2015 The reorganization of Google into Alphabet Inc. was
completed. Alphabet became the parent company of Google and
several other companies previosly owned by Google. 

2018  smiled.

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