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Indiana woman arrested for writing racist 
note to family: 'This is a white neighborhood'

Today, November 2 in
1895 In Chicago, IL, the first gasoline powered car 
contest took place in America. 
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___________________________________________________ Reported by the Bausell Sailor: An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD has been earned by Deborah Cantwell, 63, Kokomo, Indiana Indiana woman arrested for writing racist note to family: 'This is a white neighborhood' An Indiana woman is accused of writing a racist note that targeted a mixed-race teen with a racial slur, and also warned his family, "THIS IS A WHITE NEIGHBORHOOD," authorities said. Deborah Cantwell, 63, who is white, was arrested and charged with intimidation and criminal mischief, according to the Howard County Sheriff's Office. She was released last week on $8,000 bail. It was not clear when her next court appearance is scheduled. A protection order filed Friday by authorities prohibits her from contacting the family, according to the Kokomo Tribune. The note was left on the door of a recently purchased home in Cantwell's Greentown neighborhood and contained several uses of the N-word, authorities said. YOUR N***** KID IS NOT WELCOME, one paragraph begins, according to a copy of the letter posted on a GoFundMe page established by Amy Pundt, the mother of the 15-year-old referred to in the letter. Pundt said her family was devastated by the letter, which her husband found tucked in the front door of their new home. Their yard had also been toilet-papered, she wrote. "This destroyed his innocence. This destroyed a childhood. This even effected my other 4 kids! This is not an all-white town, nor is this an all-white neighborhood. This one person does not represent this neighborhood or this town," Pundt wrote on her fundraising page, which seeks $7,000 to purchase a home security system and to hire a lawyer, she said. Pundt's husband told authorities he suspected Cantwell had written the unsigned letter because the home's seller told him she was opposed to the family moving in because of their mixed- race son, the paper reported. Investigators obtained text messages sent by Cantwell stating, I am stressing now that we are going to get black neighbors, she texted, according to court records, the paper reported. I am hoping that more people look at the house and an all-white family are the ultimate buyers. I am afraid the stress of black neighbors could put me in the hospital. My blood pressure is elevated just thinking about the possibility. In an Oct. 18 interview with law enforcement investigators, Cantwell acknowledged writing the letter in anger and to toilet- papering the new homeowners' yard. I mean, the blacks get away with it every time, Cantwell told an investigator, according to the affidavit, the paper said. I was just trying to let them know that they weren't really welcome as far as us. I just needed to let off some steam and it was the I'm not a violent person so I didn't think it was any big deal, she told the investigator. The teen's mother, on her fundraising post, said she does not know what to tell her son, who is an honors student, choir member and soccer player, she said. How do I tell my child that this was done? What words do I say to let him know it is not OK and this doesn't represent this town, where everyone that meets him likes him? she wrote. From: Dani Re: How complicated is MailWasher? Dear Webby. Once again I need your expert advise. How complicated is Mailwasher? I have wanted to purchase it for some times, but not sure I would know how to set it to get the 100 or more per day spam e- mails that I receive. Thank you for any information you can give me. Blessings, Dani Dear Dani Dear Dani Mailwasher is as easy as your bed, and just as customizable. You can run it as is. By default it will take care of most spam. If any spam still shows up, then you start making filters. Filters are easy, mostly just PULL-DOWN choices. 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Today November 2 in
1721 Peter the Great (Peter I), ruler of Russia, changed his
title to emperor. 

1776 During the American Revolutionary War, William Demont,
became the first traitor of the American Revolution when he

1783 U.S. Gen. George Washington gave his "Farewell Address to
the Army" near Princeton, NJ. 

1867 "Harpers Bazaar" magazine was founded. 

1883 Thomas Edison executed a patent application for an
electrical indicator using the Edison effect lamp (U.S. Pat.

1895 In Chicago, IL, the first gasoline powered car contest took
place in America. 

1917 British Foreign Secretary Arthur Balfour expressed support
for a "national home" for the Jews of Palestine. 

1920 The first commercial radio station in the U.S., KDKA of
Pittsburgh, PA, began regular broadcasting. 

1921 Margaret Sanger's National Birth Control League combined
with Mary Ware Denetts Voluntary Parenthood League to form the
American Birth Control League. 

1930 Haile Selassie was crowned emperor of Ethiopia. 

1930 The DuPont Company announced the first synthetic rubber. It
was named DuPrene. 

1947 Howard Hughes flew his "Spruce Goose," a huge wooden
airplane, for eight minutes in California. It was the plane's
first and only flight. The "Spruce Goose," nicknamed because of
the white-gray color of the spruce used to build it, never went
into production. 

1948 Harry S. Truman defeated Thomas E. Dewey for the U.S.
presidency. The Chicago Tribune published an early edition that
had the headline "DEWEY DEFEATS TRUMAN." The Truman victory
surprised many polls and newspapers.

1959 Charles Van Doren, a game show contestant on the NBC-TV
program "Twenty-One" admitted that he had been given questions
and answers in advance. 

1960 In London, the novel "Lady Chatterly's Lover," was found not
guilty of obscenity. 

1962 U.S. President Kennedy announced that the U.S.S.R. was
dismantling the missile sites in Cuba. 

1963 South Vietnamese President Ngo Dihn Diem was assassinated in
a military coup. 

1966 The Cuban Adjustment Act allows 123,000 Cubans to apply for
permanent residence in the U.S. 

1979 Joanna Chesimard, a black militant escaped from a New Jersey
prison, where she'd been serving a life sentence for the 1973
murder of a New Jersey state trooper. 

1983 U.S. President Ronald Reagan signed a bill establishing a
federal holiday on the third Monday of January in honor of civil
rights leader Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. 

1984 Velma Barfield became the first woman to be executed in the
U.S. since 1962. She had been convicted of the poisoning death of
her boyfriend. 

1985 The South African government imposed severe restrictions on
television, radio and newspaper coverage of unrest by both local
and foreign journalists. 

1986 The 12-by-16-inch celluloid of a poison apple from Walt
Disney's "Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs"" was purchased for

1986 American hostage David Jacobson was released after being
held in Lebanon for 17 months by Shiite Muslims kidnappers. 

1989 Carmen Fasanella retired after 68 years and 243 days of
taxicab service in Princeton, NJ. 

1992 Magic Johnson retired from the NBA again, this time for good
because of fear due to his HIV infection. 

1993 The U.S. Senate called for full disclosure of Senator Bob
Packwood's diaries in a sexual harassment probe. 

1993 Christie Todd Whitman was elected the first woman governor
of New Jersey. 

1995 The U.S. expelled Daiwa Bank Ltd. for allegedly covering up
$1.1 billion in trading losses. 

2003 In the U.S., the Episcopal Church diocese consecrated the
church's first openly gay bishop.

2018  smiled.

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