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PA lawyer and girlfriend took sexually 
explicit photos of drugged woman

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1879 Thomas A. Edison privately demonstrated his 
incandescent light at Menlo Park, NJ.

1990 The world's first website and server go live at CERN. The
first website was 
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___________________________________________________ An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD has been earned by Lawrence Weinstein, left, and Kelly Drucker Doylestown, Pennsylvania. PA lawyer and girlfriend took sexually explicit photos of drugged woman Prosecutors say a former Pennsylvania township official and his girlfriend spiked a woman's drink and used a hidden camera to take sexually explicit photographs of her while she was unconscious. Lawrence Weinstein and Kelly Drucker are charged with false imprisonment, invasion of privacy, recklessly endangering another person, criminal conspiracy and violations of the Pennsylvania Wiretap Act. They surrendered to Bucks County detectives Tuesday. Weinstein is a lawyer who recently left his job as a Northampton Township supervisor. The Philadelphia Inquirer reports the plot came to light after Drucker's ex-husband noticed his teenage daughter had been given her mom's old phone. He discovered the texts detailing the plan. Investigators say they found photos on Weinstein's iPad showing him assaulting another unconscious woman in 2012. He's facing additional charges in that case.
From: Nora Re: Attach files to email Dear Webby, Could you explain how to send and attachment's. I have had my computer for 7 year's now and no one to show me how to do it. And sometime's there are thing's I would like to send on and I can't because I don't know how. If you could would you print it out so I can follow it in your column . I catch on really fast but that is one thing I don't even know how to start doing it. Nora Dear Nora I don't really know what email program you use. With Eudora, you simply drag a file from an Explorer or File Save window into the header area of a mail that you are writing, or onto the Eudora shortcut on your desktop. Or if you prefer to do it with just the keyboard, hit CTRL H, and a file browser opens to let you find and select what to attach. Eudora is one of the oldest email programs, and most others copied most or all of Eudora's code, and will therefore work similarly. Considering the ad on your mail, you might have Incredimail, which is sometimes called the funky great-granddaughter of Eudora and has inherited a lot from it. Chances are very good that the same procedure still works. Keep in mind that there are two ways to send pictures or movies: Embedded and Attached. Embedded are pictures showing inline like the pictures here. Attached are items like the Large picture here, that you have to click on a link to open it up. Usually, you can open a picture in your paint program, hit CTRL C to copy it, jump to your mail, and hit CTRL V to paste it. That trick has worked since about 1993. Attaching is usually used just for items too large to fit on a page, or for movies. To Attach, hit CTRL H, or whatever combo your email program uses, and browse to the item. Have FUN! DearWebby
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___________________________________________________ About a year ago a friend, who lives in Virginia, was talking with her four year old son, Brent. He was asking her why all their relatives from Wisconsin talk funny and sound like their noses are plugged up. "They think we have an accent," she replied. "But they have an accent, right?", Brent asked. "They talk funny?" "Everybody talks in different ways" she tried to explain. "To them, we sound like we talk very slow and all our words are d-r-a-w-n out." His eyes got big, and he whispered seriously, "Oh, no. You mean they hear funny too?" ___________________________________________________ Thanks to Sandie for this story: Visiting the National Museum of the American Indian in Washington, D.C., my sister and I were admiring a beautiful tribal headdress decorated with eagle feathers. A man came up to us and identified himself as a Native American. "Do you know how warriors got those?" the man asked, pointing to the feathers. "They covered a hole with brush, tied a live rabbit on top of it and hid underneath. When an eagle swooped down for the kill, they would grab its wing or tail." "Fascinating," I said. "You learned that from your tribal elders?" "Actually, no," the man confessed. "I saw it on the Discovery Channel." ___________________________________________________
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Today December 20 in
1606 The "Susan Constant," "Godspeed" and "Discovery" set sail
from London. Their landing at Jamestown, VA, was the start of the
first permanent English settlement in America. 

1699 Peter the Great ordered that the Russian New Year be changed
from September 1 to January 1. 

1790 The first successful cotton mill in the United States began
operating at Pawtucket, RI. 

1803 The United States Senate ratified a treaty that included the
Louisiana Territories from France for $15 million. The transfer
was completed with formal ceremonies in New Orleans. 

1820 The state of Missouri enacted legislation to tax bachelors
between the ages of 21-50 for being unmarried. The tax was $1 a

1879 Thomas A. Edison privately demonstrated his incandescent
light at Menlo Park, NJ. 

1880 New York's Broadway became known as the "Great White Way"
when it was lighted by electricity. 

1892 Alexander T. Brown and George Stillman patented the
pneumatic tire. 

1928 Mail delivery by dog sled began in Lewiston, ME. 

1933 The film "Flying Down to Rio" was first shown in New York. 

1938 Vladimir Kosma Zworykin patented the iconoscope television

1946 In Indochina (Vietnam), full-scale guerrilla warfare between
Vietnam partisans and French troops began. 

1954 Buick Motor Company signed Jackie Gleason to one of the
largest contracts ever entered into with an entertainer. Gleason
agreed to produce 78 half-hour shows over a two-year period for

1963 The Berlin Wall was opened for the first time to West
Berliners. It was only for the holiday season. It closed again on
January 6, 1964. 

1973 The Spanish premier Carrero Blanco was assassinated in

1987 More than 3,000 people were killed when the Dona Paz, a
Philippine passenger ship, collided with the tanker Vector off
Mindoro island, setting off a double explosion. 

1989 General Noriega, Panama's former dictator, was overthrown by
a United States invasion force invited by the new civilian
government. The project was known as Operation Just Cause. 

1990 The world's first website and server go live at CERN. The
first website was 

1995 An American Airlines Boeing 757 en route to Cali, Colombia,
crashed into a mountain, killing all but four of the 163 people

1996 Doctors reported that a Cypriot woman who had taken
fertility drugs was carrying about 11 embryos. 

1998 In Houston, TX, a 27-year-old woman gave birth to the only
known living set of octuplets. 

1999 The Vermont Supreme Court ruled that homosexual couples were
entitled to the same benefits and protections as wedded couples
of the opposite sex. 

1999 Sovereignty over the colony of Macao was transferred from
Portugal to China. 

2001 The U.S. Congress passed a $20 billion package to finance
the war against terrorism taking place in Afghanistan. 

2001 Argentina's President Fernando De la Rua resigned after two
years in power. 

2001 The first British peacekeepers arrived in Afghanistan to
help the nation heal after decades of war.

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