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Today is Friday, January 4
Time to wear a bit of red to show your support for the troops!

Today's Bonehead Award: 
Indiana toddler left in freezing car in 
‘soaked’ diaper while mom was inside bar

Today, January 4 in
1951 During the Korean conflict, North Korean and Communist
Chinese forces captured the city of Seoul. 
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___________________________________________________ An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD has been earned by Tiffany Hebling, 29, Starke County, Indiana Indiana toddler left in freezing car in ‘soaked’ diaper while mom was inside bar Officers with the Knox City Police Department responded to O’s Tap on Main Street around 2 a.m. Sunday after someone spotted the child in a car that wasn’t running. Police say the temperature was 25 degrees. According to a police report obtained by WKVI, the baby’s diaper was soaked and no baby food, bottle or diapers were found in the diaper bag or car. Police say Tiffany Hebling, 29, was inside the bar. She was arrested and charged with neglect of a dependent and criminal recklessness. The baby was checked out by medics and released to her father. Police are reviewing the bar’s surveillance video to determine how long the baby was left alone in the car and how hard to throw the book at her.
From: Elsie Re: Ink or Laser printer Dear Webby, You mentioned a number of pages per month one time, that would be time to switch from ink to laser printers. But I forgot what that number was. And it probably has changed in the meantime. What is that number nowadays? Elsie Dear Elsie, if your old inkjet is still OK for fax and scanning, then you can buy a cheap single function network laser printer, and the magical number drops to one tenth of a case of paper per month. Toner has come down in price, but ink has gone up. It is so ridiculously expensive that some companies give you the ink jet printer free or almost free, so that they can hold you for ransom with the ink. During the first year you will feel paranoid about when your toner will run out. Keep in mind, most stores like Staples or BestBuy will sell Lasers with a cheapscate Mr Grinch type toner sample, that will run out shortly after you leave the store. Ignore that and get a proper toner replacement. THEN you will see how long it will last, and you will be pleasantly surprised. Have FUN! DearWebby
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A class professor was giving a lecture on company slogans and was asking his students if they were familiar with them. "Joe," he asked, "which company has the slogan, FLY THE FRIENDLY SKIES?" Joe answered the correct airline. "Brenda, can you tell me which company has the slogan, DON'T LEAVE HOME WITHOUT IT?" Brenda answered the correct credit card company with no difficulty. "Now John, tell me which company bears the slogan, JUST DO IT?" And John answered, "Mom." ___________________________________________________

Today January 4 in
1850 The first American ice-skating club was organized in
Philadelphia, PA. 

1884 The socialist Fabian Society was founded in London. 

1936 The first pop music chart based on national sales was
published by "Billboard" magazine. 

1944 The attack on Monte Cassino was launched by the British
Fifth Army in Italy. 

1948 Britain granted independence to Burma. 

1951 During the Korean conflict, North Korean and Communist
Chinese forces captured the city of Seoul. 

1953 Tufted plastic carpeting was introduced by Barwick Mills. 

1957 "Collier’s" magazine was published for the last time. The
periodical was published for 69 years. 

1958 The Soviet satellite Sputknik I fell to the earth from its
orbit. The craft had been launched on October 4, 1957. 

1962 New York City introduced a train that operated without
conductors and motormen. 

1965 The Fender Guitar Company was sold to CBS for $13 million. 

1974 U.S. President Nixon refused to hand over tape recordings
and documents subpoenaed by the Senate Watergate Committee. 

1984 Wayne ‘The Great One’ Gretzky scored eight points (four
goals and four assists) for the second time in his National
Hockey League (NHL) career. Edmonton’s Oilers defeated the
Minnesota North Stars, 12-8. The game was the highest-scoring NHL
game to date. 

1991 The U.N. Security Council voted unanimously to condemn
Israel's treatment of the Palestinians in the occupied

1997 The Greek Cypriot government signed an agreement to buy S-
300 surface-to-air missiles from Russia. 

1999 A drifting Nicaraguan fishing boat was found by the
Norwegian oil tanker Joelm. The fishermen had been lost at sea
for 35 days after the engine of their vessel quit working. 

1999 Former professional wrestler Jesse Ventura was sworn in as
Minnesota's 37th governor. 

2007 Nancy Pelosi became Speaker of the U.S. House of
Representatives. She was the first woman to hold the position. 

2010 In Dubai, United Arab Emirates, the Burj Dubai (Dubai Tower)
opened as the world's tallest tower at 2,625 feet. 

2018  smiled.

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