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>From Lee
Recently I've seen strange tabs appear in my Firefox browser
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delete the tab and move on.  But I hope others aren't falling for

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Today's Bonehead Award: 
Serious Bimbo Malfunction allegedly sent 
159K texts after single date, threatened 
to ‘make sushi’ of man’s kidneys

Today, January 6 in
1945 The Battle of the Bulge ended with 130,000 German and 77,000
Allied casualties. 
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___________________________________________________ Reported by the Bausell Sailor: An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD has been earned by Jaqueline Ades, 33. Phoenix, Arizona Serious Bimbo Malfunction allegedly sent 159K texts after single date, threatened to ‘make sushi’ of man’s kidneys A woman accused of bombarding a man with 65,000 text messages after a single date is now believed to have sent more than twice that amount. According to court documents obtained by the Arizona Republic, then 31-year-old Jaqueline Ades, of Phoenix, sent the victim more than 159,000 texts – many of them threatening – over a 10-month period starting in July, 2017. “I’d wear ur fascia n the top of ur skull n ur hands n feet,” one of the alleged texts read. Another read, “I’d make sushi outta ur kidneys n chopsticks outta ur hand bones,” according to police. Ades told investigators they met on a site called Luxy, which advertises that it can connect users with “verified millionaires.” In July 2017, Ades was found parked outside of the victim’s Paradise Valley home, police said. Officers found Ades still outside the victim’s home when they arrived and told her to leave, officials said. Shortly after, the man started to receive threatening text messages from the suspect. Police received a similar report in December from the same residence, but officers were unable to locate her. On April 8, the victim called a detective a third time, saying he was out of the country, but saw Ades in his home while checking his home surveillance video. When officers arrived at the home, the woman was taking a bath, police said. Body camera video obtained in a public records request by the Arizona Republic allegedly shows her telling an officer, “I guess that I made up a whole scenario in my head where I live here, so I came here and pretended that’s what was happening.” A large butcher knife was discovered on the passenger’s seat of her car, court paperwork said. She was taken into custody and charged with trespassing. Police noted in her arrest record that she showed signs of mental illness. After Ades was released from jail, she allegedly started sending more threatening text messages to the victim — some of the messages alluded that “harm may come to him,” according to KNXV. Less than three weeks later, the victim called authorities to report receiving multiple threatening text messages from her, court documents said. The man also explained that they met on a dating website, and after one date Ades began stalking and harassing him. The victim said that she sent about 500 text messages to him a day, court documents said. In one of Ades’ messages, she allegedly stated, “…Don’t ever try to leave me…I’ll kill you…I don’t wanna be a murderer.” She also said that she wanted to wear his body parts and bathe in his blood, court paperwork said. Ades is being held without bond at the Maricopa County Jail after pleading not guilty to charges of stalking and criminal trespassing. Her trial is due to begin in early February.
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Today January 6 in
0871 England's King Alfred defeated the Danes at the Battle of

1205 Philip of Swabia was crowned as King of the Romans. 

1540 King Henry VIII of England was married to Anne of Cleves,
his fourth wife. 

1838 Samuel Morse publicly demonstrated the telegraph for the
first time. 

1896 The first American women’s six-day bicycle race was held at
Madison Square Garden in New York City. 

1900 In India, it was reported that millions of people were dying
from starvation. 

1900 Off of South Africa, the British Navy seized the German
steamer Herzog. The boat was released on January 22, 1900. 

1930 The first American diesel-engine automobile trip was
completed after a run of 792 miles from Indianapolis, IN, to New
York City, NY. 

1942 The first commercial around-the-world airline flight took
place. Pan American Airlines was the company that made history
with the feat. 

1945 The Battle of the Bulge ended with 130,000 German and 77,000
Allied casualties. 

1950 Britain recognized the Communist government of China. 

1952 "Peanuts" debuted in Sunday papers across the United States.

1967 U.S. and South Vietnamese forces launched a major offensive,
known as Operation "Deckhouse V", in the Mekong River delta. 

1982 William G. Bonin was convicted in Los Angeles, CA, of being
the "freeway killer" who had murdered 14 young men and boys. 

1987 After a 29-year lapse, the Ford Thunderbird was presented
with the Motor Trend Car of the Year Award. It was the first
occurrence of a repeat winner of the award. 

1994 Figure skater Nancy Kerrigan was clubbed on the right leg by
an assailant at Cobo Arena in Detroit, MI. Four men were later
sentenced to prison for the attack, including Tonya Harding's ex-

1998 The spacecraft Lunar Prospect was launched into orbit around
the moon. The craft was crashed into the moon, in an effort to
find water under the lunar surface, on July 31, 1999. 

1999 The 106th U.S. Congress opened. The first item on the agenda
was the impeachment proceedings of U.S. President Bill Clinton.
The trial was set to begin January 7, 1999. 

2004 In the United Arab Emirates, construction began on the Burj
Khalifa skyscraper. Upon completion it was the world's largest

2018  smiled.

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