MS Office Requirement in school 

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Facebook saboteurs at Microsoft murdered the old Skype.

Since MS paid twice as much for Skype as Halliburton plans to
charge for the Southern Wall, they figured they can murder the
old, compact skype and force everybody to use the space wasting
Yuppie Skype.
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one, please tell me!

Today's Bonehead Award: 
Tennessee mom put 8-month-old baby in 
neighbor's unused outdoor freezer

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1920 Prohibition went into effect in the U.S. 
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___________________________________________________ An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD has been earned by Brittany C. Smith, 19, Johnson City, Tennessee Tennessee mom put 8-month-old baby in neighbor's unused outdoor freezer, closed lid A Tennessee mom is facing a child abuse charge after deputies said she put her baby in a backyard freezer on someone else's property. According to WJHL-TV, Brittany C. Smith, 19, of Johnson City, was arrested Jan. 3 after a resident saw her with the baby near the outdoor freezer, authorities said. Witnesses said they found Smith alone in a crawlspace and the 8-month-old in the freezer, which had a closed lid and "about an inch of water in the bottom," the news station reported. The condition of the baby, who was hospitalized, was not immediately known, WJHL reported. Smith was charged with child abuse and neglect, burglary and a probation violation, according to the Washington County Sheriff's Office.
From: Rea Re: MS Office Requirement in school Dear DearWebby, At my daughter's school they are requiring kids to buy or rent Microsoft Office and claim that industry and commerce use MS Office and not "hundreds of different wannabe programs". Obviously she has been bribed by the local MS seller and has no clue about reality. At the place I work, for example, we have used Office Libre for years. It works just fine, and I don't give hiring preferences to people, who are limited to MS Office. I prefer people, who can get the work done and who don't waste time whining about poor Microsoft. What do you think I should do about my daughter? Rea Dear Rea You can make a stink in the local paper. Most likely a lot of parents will feel the same as you. You can also tell your daughter to just save her work in Microsoft format. She can do the work in Libre format and then save it as Microsoft Word and Microsoft Excel, etc. That way she learns in the way industry and commerce works, but to her teacher it looks as if she had paid for Microsoft office. Have FUN! DearWebby
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Today January 16 in
1547 Ivan the Terrible was crowned Czar of Russia. 

1572 The Duke of Norfolk was tried for treason for complicity in
the Ridolfi plot to restore Catholicism in England. He was
executed on June 2. 

1809 The British defeated the French at the Battle of Corunna, in
the Peninsular War. 

1866 Mr. Everett Barney patented the metal screw, clamp skate. 

1896 The first five-player college basketball game was played at
Iowa City, IA. 

1900 The U.S. Senate consented to the Anglo-German treaty of
1899, by which the U.K. renounced rights to the Samoan islands. 

1919 The 18th Amendment to the U.S. Constitution, which
prohibited the sale or transportation of alcoholic beverages, was
ratified. It was later repealed by the 21st Amendment. 

1920 Prohibition went into effect in the U.S. 

1925 Leon Trotsky was dismissed as Chairman of the Revolutionary
Council of the USSR. 

1944 General Dwight D. Eisenhower took command of the Allied
invasion force in London. 

z 1970 Colonel Muammar el-Quaddafi became virtual president of

1970 Buckminster Fuller, the designer of the geodesic dome, was
awarded the Gold Medal of the American Institute of Architects.
Millions of hippies built a dome and came to the conclusion that
it was interesting, but rather useless.

1979 The Shah of Iran and his family fled Iran for Egypt. 

1982 Britain and the Vatican resumed full diplomatic relations
after a break of over 400 years. 

1985 "Playboy" magazine announced its 30-year tradition of
stapling centerfold models in the bellybutton and elsewhere would
come to an immediate end. 

1988 Jimmy "The Greek" Snyder was fired as a CBS sports
commentator one day after telling a TV station in Washington, DC,
that, during the era of slavery, blacks had been bred to produce
stronger offspring. 

1998 Researchers announce that an altered gene helped to defend
against HIV. 

1991 The White House announced the start of Operation Desert
Storm. The operation was designed to drive Iraqi forces out of

1992 Officials of the government of El Salvador and rebel leaders
signed a pact in Mexico City ending 12 years of civil war. At
least 75,000 people were killed during the fighting. 

1998 The first woman to enroll at Virginia Military Institute
withdrew from the school. 

1998 NASA officially announced that John Glenn would fly aboard
the space shuttle Discovery in October. 

1998 It was announced that Texas would receive $15.3 billion in a
tobacco industry settlement. The payouts were planned to take
place over 25 years. 

1998 Three federal judges secretly granted Kenneth Starr
authority to probe whether U.S. President Clinton or Vernon
Jordan urged Monica Lewinsky to lie about her relationship with

2002 U.S. Attorney General John Ashcroft announced that John
Walker Lindh would be brought to the United States to face trial.
He was charged in U.S. District Court in Alexandria, VA, with
conspiracy to kill U.S. citizens, providing support to terrorist
organizations, and engaging in prohibited transactions with the
Taliban of Afghanistan. 

2002 The U.N. Security Council unanimously adopted sanctions
against Osama bin Laden, his terror network and the remnants of
the Taliban. The sanctions required that all nations impose arms
embargoes and freeze their finances. 

2009 The iTunes Music Store reached 500 million applications

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