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Today is Thursday, January 17

Today's Bonehead Award: 
Father charged with beating toddler, 
gluing mouth, eyes shut

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Today, January 17 in
2002 It was announced that Microsoft had signed a joint venture
agreement to produce software with two partners in China. The two
partners were Beijin Centergate Technologies (Holding) Co. and
the Stone Group.
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___________________________________________________ An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD has been earned by Johnnie Lee Carter, 29, Odessa, Texas Father charged with beating toddler, gluing mouth, eyes shut A father suspected of gluing shut the eyes and mouth of his 1- year-old daughter has been arrested in West Texas. El Paso County records show 29-year-old Johnnie Lee Carter is being held Wednesday on a charge of injury to a child causing serious bodily injury. On Sept. 16, Odessa police called to a domestic disturbance found the girl with facial injuries and her mouth and eyes glued. According to an affidavit, the toddler’s mother told police that Carter choked and punched the girl then applied adhesive. A super glue stick was found nearby. Carter had fled. According to Dallas News, an arrest affidavit also showed that Carter had stuffed a 2-month-old infant underneath a pile of pillows and blankets. Carter was arrested Monday at a motel in El Paso by U.S. Marshals after being on the run for 10 days. He faces extradition to Odessa, some 270 miles away.
From: Janice Re: New Yahoo mail rigamarole Dear DearWebby, In case anyone else runs into this problem with the "new improved" Yahoo. It took a while but I finally figured it out. I am definitely not a computer guru like you. I have been working with this "new and improved" Yahoo since the first of the year. The email that I enjoy had been going directly to "trash". I went in opened it and read it before I did anything as I hate to miss your information. That was unnecessary but I wanted to be sure. I found the "Spam" notation which I had not seen before. So I marked it "Spam". It went into the "Spam" folder. I went into the "Spam" folder found the "Not Spam" button and clicked it. It went into the "Inbox". I proceded normally after that. (Hopefully, it will continue going to the "Inbox".) I understand why Yahoo is such a mess, too many gurus working on it. It is a pain in the toucus to figure out, but it does keep the old brain cells active. Maybe that is why I like it. Keep up the good work educating. We need more good honest people helping. Thank goodness we have you. Sincerely, Janice Dear Janice I tried Yahoo mail, once, briefly, in 1995, for about one day. Compared to Eudora, which I have been using since about 1992, Yahoo mail was simply not good enough. I do have a Yahoo account because some news groups require one to get access. However, that is the extent of my involvement with Yahoo, aside from cussing at it whenever they censor mail. As you probably know, I am one of the originators of Internet Postcards. At the hayday of postcards there were about half a million cards sent through our servers on an average day, and totally insane numbers on Valentines Day and Mothers Day. With Yahoo censoring cards because Valentines Day Cupids showed bare naked elbows, and because the cards overloaded Yahoo, I used to get horrific amounts of complaints from yahoos. They eased off a bit with the censoring when AliBaba bought Yahoo and then dumped it off on Verizon for about the same amount as what the Southern Wall will cost, but there is still way too much censoring going on. Every week a subscriber or two of the Humor letter complains that Yahoo or SBCglobal has stolen their subscription. You can see that I am most definitely not a fan of Yahoo. So I am just pasting your letter as is. Have FUN! DearWebby
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Ending his sermon, a preacher announced that he would preach on Noah and the Ark on the following Sunday, and gave the scriptural reference for the congregation to read ahead of time. A couple of boys noticed something interesting about the placement of the story in the Bible. They slipped into the church and glued two pages of the pulpit Bible together. The next Sunday, the preacher got up to read his text. "Noah took unto himself a wife," he began, "and she was" - he turned the page to continue - "three hundred cubits long, fifty wide and thirty high." He paused, scratched his head, turned the page back, read it silently, and turned the page again. Then he looked up at his congregation and said, "I've been reading this old Bible for near fifty years, but....this seems to require further study." ___________________________________________________

Today January 17 in
1377 The Papal See was transferred from Avignon in France back to
Rome. 

1562 French Protestants were recognized under the Edict of St.
Germain. 

1773 Captain Cook's Resolution became the first ship to cross the
Antarctic Circle. 

1852 The independence of the Transvaal Boers was recognized by
Britain. 

1871 Andrew S. Hallidie received a patent for a cable car system.

Cable car systems had been around for thousands of years, but
never patented.

1882 Thomas Edison's exhibit opened the Crystal Palace Exhibition
in London. 

1893 The Kingdom of Hawaii's monarchy was overthrown when a group
of businessmen and sugar planters forced Queen Liliuokalani to
abdicate. 

1900 The U.S. took Wake Island where there was in important cable
link between Hawaii and Manila. 

1900 Yaqui Indians in Texas proclaimed their independence from
Mexico. 

1900 Mormon Brigham Roberts was denied a seat in the U.S. House
of Representatives for his practicing of polygamy. 

1905 Punchboards were patented by a manufacturing firm in
Chicago, IL. 

1912 English explorer Robert Falcon Scott reached the South Pole.
Norwegian Roald Amundsen had beaten him there by one month. Scott
and his party died during the return trip. 

1913 All partner interests in 36 Golden Rule Stores were
consolidated and incorporated in Utah into one company. The new
corporation was the J.C. Penney Company. 

1928 The fully automatic film-developing machine was patented by
A.M. Josepho. 

1934 Ferdinand Porsche submitted a design for a people's car, a
"Volkswagen," to the new German Reich government. 

1945 Soviet and Polish forces liberated Warsaw at the end of
World War II. 

1945 Swedish diplomat Raoul Wallenberg disappeared in Hungary
while in Soviet custody. Wallenberg was credited with saving tens
of thousands of Jews. 

1946 The United Nations Security Council held its first meeting. 

1959 Senegal and the French Sudan joined to form the Federal
State of Mali. 

1966 A B-52 carrying four H-bombs collided with a refuelling
tanker. The bombs were released and eight crewmembers were
killed. 

1977 Double murderer Gary Gilmore became the first to be executed
in the U.S. in a decade. The firing squad took place at Utah
State Prison. 

1991 Coalition airstrikes began against Iraq after negotiations
failed to get Iraq to retreat from the country of Kuwait. 

1992 An IRA bomb, placed next to a remote country road in County
Tyrone, Northern Ireland, killed seven building workers and
injured seven others. 

1994 The Northridge earthquake rocked Los Angeles, CA,
registering a 6.7 on the Richter Scale. At least 61 people were
killed and about $20 billion in damage was caused. 

1995 More than 6,000 people were killed when an earthquake with a
magnitude of 7.2 devastated the city of Kobe, Japan. 

1997 A court in Ireland granted the first divorce in the Roman
Catholic country's history. 

1997 Israel gave over 80% of Hebron to Palestinian rule, but held
the remainder where several hundred Jewish settlers lived among
20,000 Palestinians. 

1998 U.S. President Clinton gave his deposition in the Paula
Jones sexual harassment lawsuit against him. He was the first
U.S. President to testify as a defendant in a criminal or civil
lawsuit. 

2000 British pharmaceutical companies Glaxo Wellcome PLC and
SmithKline Beecham PLC agreed to a merger that created the
world's largest drugmaker. 

2001 Congo's President Laurent Kabila was shot and killed during
a coup attempt. Congolese officials temporarily placed Kabila's
son in charge of the government. 

2001 The director of Palestinian TV, Hisham Miki, was killed at a
restaurant when three masked gunmen walked up to his table and
shot him more than 10 times. 

2002 It was announced that Microsoft had signed a joint venture
agreement to produce software with two partners in China. The two
partners were Beijin Centergate Technologies (Holding) Co. and
the Stone Group.

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