Microscope extension tube for digital camera 




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Today's Bonehead Award: 
Crack and BJ in intersection

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Today, January 25 in
1533 England's King Henry VIII secretly married his second 
wife Anne Boleyn. Boleyn later gave birth to Elizabeth I. 
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___________________________________________________ An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD has been earned by Michael Douville, 51, Manchester, New Hampshire Crack and BJ in intersection -While stopped at a red light Tuesday afternoon, a New Hampshire motorist was living his best life, smoking crack cocaine and being fellated by a woman in the passenger seat, police report. Manchester Police Department detectives spotted Michael Douville, 51, behind the wheel of a Chrysler 300 stopped at an intersection. Douville, a Nashua resident, was engaged in...illegal acts at the time, cops allege. When two detectives approached the vehicle and identified themselves, Douville sped off. He was subsequently apprehended by a third cop. His passenger, however, fled the area and was not located, investigators say. Seen above, Douville was arrested on several charges, including lewdness, narcotics possession, and disobeying a police officer.
From: Bezon Re: Tube for Microscope Dear DearWebby, You mentioned the need for a tube between microscope and camera, but did not tell us how long that has to be. Bezon Dear Bezon Just hold the camera so that it looks into the microscope. Move it up and down until you see a clean picture on the camera. That distance is probably from 3/4 inch to 2 inches, depending on your microscope. Ideal is of course a camera, that lets you connect to the computer and view on the monitor what the picture looks like. You don't have to be perfect with the extension tube since you can raise or lower the ocular (eye piece) with the fine adjustment on the microscope. Once you get a clear picture of a sugar crystal, try it with a small drop of blood, like you get when poking your finger for a diabetic lucose test. The picture you will see on the monitor will probably freak you out. It looks like some aliencreatures having a space war. Yep, that's what is going on in your blood! If you see that, then you got the tube exactly right. You might also want to make a cradle with coat hanger wire, so that you can just lay the camera into the cradle and it is looking straight into the ocular. Have FUN! DearWebby
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Paddy was in New York . He was patiently waiting and watching the traffic cop on a busy street crossing. The cop stopped the flow of traffic and shouted, "Okay, pedestrians." Then he'd allow the traffic to pass. He'd done this several times, and Paddy still stood on the sidewalk. After the cop had shouted, "Pedestrians!" for the tenth time, Paddy went over to him and said, "Is it not about time ye let the Catholics across?" ___________________________________________________

Today January 25 in
1504 The English Parliament passed statutes against retainers and
liveries to curb private warfare. 

1533 England's King Henry VIII secretly married his second wife
Anne Boleyn. Boleyn later gave birth to Elizabeth I. 

1579 The Treaty of Utrecht was signed marking the beginning of
the Dutch Republic. 

1799 Eliakim Spooner patented the seeding machine. 

1858 Mendelssohn's "Wedding March" was presented for the first
time at the wedding of the daughter of Queen Victoria and the
Crown Prince of Prussia. 

1870 G.D. Dows patented the ornamental soda fountain. 

1881 Thomas Edison, Alexander Graham Bell and others signed an
agreement to organize the Oriental Telephone Company. 

1890 The United Mine Workers of America was founded. 

1915 In New York, Alexander Graham Bell spoke to his assistant in
San Francisco, inaugurating the first transcontinental telephone
service. 

1924 The 1st Winter Olympic Games were inaugurated in Chamonix in
the French Alps. 

1946 The United Mine Workers rejoined the American Federation of
Labor. 

1959 In the U.S., American Airlines had the first scheduled
transcontinental flight of a Boeing 707. 

1961 John F. Kennedy presented the first live presidential news
conference from Washington, DC. The event was carried on radio
and television. 

1964 Nike was founded. The company was originally named Blue
Ribbon Sports. 

1971 Maj. Gen. Idi Amin led a coup that deposed Milton Obote and
became president of Uganda. 

1999 In Louisville, KY, a man received the first hand transplant
in the United States. 

2011 A revolution began in Egypt with the demonstrations that
demanded the end of President Hosni Mubarak's rule. 

2019  smiled.


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