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Today's Bonehead Award: 
Georgia man wanted in 4 Georgia 
murders arrested in Indiana

Today, January 29 in
1886 The first successful petrol-driven motorcar, built by Karl
Benz, was patented. Otto's earlier experimental car, that used
the rear axle as the crank shaft proved the concept, but was not
an economic success.
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___________________________________________________ An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD has been earned by Daylon Delon Gamble, 27, Rockmart, Georgia Georgia man wanted in 4 Georgia murders arrested in Indiana Federal authorities have arrested a man wanted in the slayings of four people and injuring of a man in a pair of shootings in Georgia. The Georgia Bureau of Investigation says 27-year-old Daylon Delon Gamble was arrested Sunday in Indiana by the US Marshal's Service. Gamble, who was wanted on four charges of murder in the shootings Thursday night in Rockmart, about 45 miles northwest of Atlanta, was taken into custody without incident, according to a GBI news release posted on their Facebook page. Authorities say 48-year-old Helen Rose Mitchell and 19-year-old Jaequnn Davis died at one home, and 24-year-old Arkeyla Perry and 26-year-old Dadrian Cummings died at another home, the AP reports. The GBI says 24-year-old Peerless Brown was injured at the home where Mitchell and Davis were killed. Authorities have not disclosed a motive or Gamble's relationship to the victims, though they say the killings were not random. The Atlanta Journal-Constitution reports that Gamble was paroled from state prison in 2016 after a 2011 conviction for armed robbery and burglary.
From: Marilla Re: How do I install new fonts? Dear DearWebby, A friend sent me a bunch of new fonts via Skype. How do I install them, so that all programs can use them? Thanks Marilla Dear Marilla click on Start, Run, and type in there c:\windows\fonts To confuse you, Windows now opens an old style explorer window. Don't let that stop you! Click on File In there you see an option called: Install new fonts When you click that, you get the option to browse to the folder where you keep the stuff you get via Skype. It ignores all other files and just shows you the fonts that you have in that folder. Highlight the ones you want to install and hit OK. That's all there is to it. Have FUN! DearWebby
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A little boy was roughhousing with his dog. His mother said to him, "Now, Peter, I know you love Granger, but you're loving him too much. How would you feel if someone huge picked you up and squeezed you so hard you couldn't breathe?" The boy thought a moment and then said, "I guess I'd feel like it was Easter and Aunt Doreen was here!" ___________________________________________________ Daily tip from Buying Headphones When buying headphones, consider how they feel in your ears. If they aren't comfortable, you won't want to use them in the first place. Be sure to ask the store manager if the ear phones can be returned if you try them out and they are too uncomfortable. ____________________________________________________
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Today January 29 in
1820 Britain's King George III died insane at Windsor Castle. 

1845 Edgar Allan Poe's "The Raven" was published for the first
time in the "New York Evening Mirror." 

1848 Greenwich Mean Time was adopted by Scotland. 

1850 Henry Clay introduced in the Senate a compromise bill on
slavery that included the admission of California into the Union
as a free state. 

1856 Britain's highest military decoration, the Victoria Cross,
was founded by Queen Victoria. 

1886 The first successful petrol-driven motorcar, built by Karl
Benz, was patented. Otto's earlier experimental car, that used
the rear axle as the crank shaft proved the concept, but was not
an economic success.

1916 In World War I, Paris was bombed by German zeppelins for the
first time. 

1924 R. Taylor patented the ice cream cone rolling machine. 

1940 The W. Atlee Burpee Seed Company displayed the first
tetraploid flowers at the New York City Flower Show. 

1949 "The Newport News" was commissioned as the first air-
conditioned naval ship in Virginia. 

1958 Charles Starkweather was captured by police in Wyoming. 

1963 Britain was refused entry into the EEC. 

1979 U.S. President Carter formally welcomed Chinese Vice Premier
Deng Xiaoping to the White House. The visit followed the
establishment of diplomatic relations. 

1987 "Physician’s Weekly" announced that the smile on the face of
Leonardo DeVinci's Mona Lisa was caused by a "...facial paralysis
resulting from a swollen nerve behind the ear." 

1990 Joseph Hazelwood, the former skipper of the Exxon Valdez,
went on trial in Anchorage, AK, on charges that stemmed from
America's worst oil spill. Hazelwood was later acquitted of all
the major charges and was convicted of a misdemeanor. 

1996 French President Jacques Chirac announced the "definitive
end" to nuclear testing. 

1996 La Fenice, the 204 year old opera house in Venice, was
destroyed by fire. Arson was suspected. 

1997 America Online agreed to give refunds to frustrated
customers under threat of lawsuits across the country. Customers
were unable to log on after AOL offered a flat $19.95-a-month

1998 A bomb exploded at an abortion clinic in Birmingham, AL,
killing an off-duty policeman and severely wounding a nurse. Eric
Rudolph was charged with this bombing and three other attacks in

1999 Paris prosecutors announced the end of the investigation
into the accident that killed Britain's Princess Diana. 

1999 The U.S. Senate delivered subpoenas for Monica Lewinsky and
two presidential advisers for private, videotaped testimony in
the impeachment trial. 

2001 In Indonesia, thousands of student protesters stormed the
parliament property and demanded that President Abdurrahman Wahid
quit due to his alleged involvement in two corruption scandals.
Wahid announced that he would not resign. 

2014 Archaeologists announced that they had uncovered what they
believed to be the oldest temple in Roman antiquity. The temple
was found at the Sant'Omobono site in central Rome. 

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