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Today's Bonehead Award: 
NC mom jailed after appearing 
in court as her daughter

Today, February 26 in
1854 The Republican Party was organized in Ripon, WI. About 50
slavery opponents began the new political group. 
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___________________________________________________ Reported by Wayne: An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD has been earned by Uganda Spencer, 44, Sanford, North Carolina NC mom jailed after appearing in court as her daughter A 44-year-old mom in North Carolina appeared in court as her daughter and was then jailed on existing warrants on Friday, according to the Chatham County Sheriff's Office. Uganda Spencer, of Sanford, appeared at the Chatham County Justice Center in Pittsboro posing as her daughter Gabrielle Spencer, a news release from deputies said. The mother was then arrested on an existing warrant for her daughter and taken to the Chatham County Detention Center, the release said. "During processing, Ugandaís true identity was revealed," officials said in the news release. Deputies said that the mother had three existing warrants and a criminal summons under her own name. In addition to her arrest, Uganda Spencer was subsequently charged with three counts of felony identity theft, common law forgery, resisting a public officer, and felony financial card theft. Uganda Spencer was held on a $10,000 secured bond. There is no word about what happened to her daughter. The mother's first court appearance is set for next Monday in Chatham County District Court in Pittsboro.
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The young Ensign approached the crusty old Chief and asked him about the origin of the commissioned office insignias. "Well, Ensign, it's history and tradition. First, we give you a gold bar representing that you're valuable BUT malleable. The silver bar of a Lieutenant Junior Grade represents value, but less malleable. When you make Lieutenant, you're twice as valuable so we give you two silver bars. As a Captain, you soar over military masses, hence the eagle. As an Admiral, you're obviously a star. That answer your question?" "Yeah, but what about Commanders and Lieutenant Commanders?" "Now that goes waaaaaay back in history. Back to the Garden of Eden even. You see, we've always covered our unmentionables with leaves. "
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Today February 28 in
1827 The Baltimore & Ohio Railroad became the first railroad
incorporated for commercial transportation of people and freight.

1844 Several people were killed aboard the USS Princeton when a
12-inch gun exploded. 

1849 Regular steamboat service to California via Cape Horn
arrived in San Francisco for the first time. The SS California
had left New York Harbor on October 6, 1848. The trip took 4
months and 21 days. 

1854 The Republican Party was organized in Ripon, WI. About 50
slavery opponents began the new political group. 

1881 Thomas Edison hired Samuel Insull as his private secretary. 

1885 AT&T (American Telephone and Telegraph) was incorporated.
The company was capitalized on only $100,000 and provided long
distance service for American Bell. 

1893 Edward G. Acheson showed his patent for Carborundum. 

1900 In South Africa, British troops relieved Ladysmith, which
had been under siege since November 2, 1899. 

1951 A Senate committee issued a report that stated that there
were at least two major crime syndicates in the U.S. 

1953 In a Cambridge University laboratory, scientists James D.
Watson and Francis H.C. Crick discovered the double-helix
structure of DNA. 

1954 In San Francisco "Birth of a Planet" was aired. It was the
first American phase-contrast cinemicrography film to be
presented on television. 

1956 A patent was issued to Forrester for a computer memory core.

1962 The John Glenn for President club was formed by a group of
Las Vegas republicans. 

1974 The U.S. and Egypt re-established diplomatic relations after
a break of seven years. 

1979 Mr. Ed, the talking horse from the TV show "Mr. Ed", died. 

1983 "M*A*S*H" became the most watched television program in
history when the final episode aired. 

1986 Swedish Prime Minister Olof Palme was assassinated in

1993 U.S. Federal agents raided the compound of an armed
religious cult in Waco, TX. The ATF had planned to arrest the
leader of the Branch Davidians, David Koresh, on federal firearms
charges. Four agents and six Davidians were killed and a 51-day
standoff followed. 

1994 NATO made its first military strike when U.S. F-16 fighters
shot down four Bosnian Serb warplanes in violation of a no-fly
zone over central Bosnia. 

1995 The Denver International Airport opened after a 16-month

1998 Serbian police began a campaign to wipe out "terrorist
gangs" in the Yugoslav province of Kosovo. 

2001 The Northwest region of the U.S., including the state of
Washington, was hit by an earthquake that measured 6.9 on the
Richter Scale. There were no deaths reported. 

2002 In Ahmadabad, India, Hindus set fire to homes in a Muslim
neighborhood. At least 55 people were killed in the attack. 

2002 Sotheby's auction house announced that it had identified
Peter Paul Reubens as the creator of the painting "The Massacre
of the Innocents." The painting was previously thought to be by
Jan van den Hoecke. 

2007 NASA's New Horizons spacecraft made a gravitational
slingshot against Jupiter to change the planned trajectory
towards Pluto. 

2013 Benedict XVI resigned as pope. He was the first pope to
resign since Gregory XII in 1415 and the first to resign
voluntarily since Celestine V in 1294. 

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