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1966 The Soviet Union launched Luna 10, which became the 
first spacecraft to enter a lunar orbit. 
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Today's Bonehead Award: Child rapist found back in Kansas nine days after he was deported ________________________________________________ If you like the Humor Letter, please vote! ______________________________________________________ Cockroaches and socialites are the only things that can stay up all night and eat anything. --- Herb Caen I have such poor vision I can date anybody. --- Garry Shandling (1949 - ) _____________________________________________________ Malwarebytes for Home | Anti-Malware Premium | Free Trial Download ______________________________________________________ A guy walked into his friend's office, he found him sitting at his desk, looking very depressed. "Hey, what's up with you?", he asks. "Oh, its my wife," replied the man sadly. "She's hired a new secretary for me." "Well, nothing wrong in that. Is she blonde or brunette or a redhead ?" "Neither. Her father is bald." ______________________________________________________ Tufted Coquette Hummingbird _____________________________________________________ ___________________________________________________ An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD has been earned by Simon Rochel-Cervantes, 46, in a jail in Kansas Child rapist found back in Kansas nine days after he was deported A man convicted in the rape of a child under the age 14 and deported in February is back in a Kansas jail. According to the Kansas Department of Corrections, Simon Rochel- Cervantes, 46, a citizen of Mexico, spent 7-years in the Ellsworth Correctional Facility for the rape and aggravated intimidation of a witness. He was released and deported on February 19. On March 5, he was found in Sedgwick County, according to a media release from the United State Attorney. Rochel-Cervantes is charged with unlawfully re-entering the United States after being deported. If convicted, he faces up to two years in federal prison and a fine up to $250,000. Immigration and Customs Enforcement HSI investigated.
From: Mike Re: Cellphone cooking Dear DearWebby Here is one for you. Is this fake or real? ... pcorn.html Mike Alice Dear Mike The behavior of drivers with cell phones aside their heads would definitely prove that cell phones do something to their heads. However, to actually pop popcorn, you would probably have to slightly modify the phones by replacing the omnidirectional antenna with a directional one, and by shorting across the output limiter. I doubt very much that you can pop popcorn with unmodified cell phones. I don't use cell phones, so you will just have to try yourself. Have FUN! DearWebby
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Thanks to Tina for this story: My son was in the process of bineg potty trained. One summer day, he came in from outside, all wet. I asked, "Did you have an accident?". Yes, he replied. Well, what did you do, water the trees, the bushes,...? "Oh, no," he replied. "I went in the garage." Shocked, I responded, "Well, you shouldn't do that. It will start to stink, draw flies; now I'll have to go out and hose down the garage." My son replied happily, " But Mom, it's OK ! I didn't go in our garage, I went in Jill's garage!!" ___________________________________________________ Daily tip from Yard Sales - Setting Up Your Merchandise Set up as many tables as you can and lay items out, grouping like items together. You can make your own tables by using saw horses as legs and old doors or large pieces of plywood as the table top. The best way to display clothing is to hang them. You can create a lot of hanging space by securing a rope between two trees. ____________________________________________________
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___________________________________________________ A Stanford research group advertised for participants in a study of obsessive-compulsive disorder. They were looking for therapy clients who had been diagnosed with this disorder. The response was gratifying; they got 3,000 responses about three days after the ad came out. All from the same person. ___________________________________________________ Mary Sue passed away in the middle of the night, so her husband, Bubba, called 911. The operator answering the call said they would be sending someone over right away. "Where do you live?" asked the operator. Bubba answered, "At the end of Eucalyptus Lane." Then the operator asked, "Could you spell that for me?" There was a long pause, until Bubba finally said, "How about if I drag her over to Oak Street and you can pick her up there?" ___________________________________________________
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Definition of Outdoor Barbecuing It's the only type of cooking a "real" man will do. When a man volunteers to do such cooking, the following chain of events is put into motion. (1) The woman goes to the store. (2) The woman fixes the salad, vegetables, and dessert. (3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils, and takes it to the man, who is lounging beside the grill, drinking a beer. (4) The man places the meat on the grill. (5) The woman goes inside to set the table and check the vegetables. (6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. (7) The man takes the meat off the grill and hands it to the woman. (8) The woman prepares the plates and brings them to the table. (9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes. (10) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off." And, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women. ___________________________________________________

Today March 31 in
1492 King Ferdinand and Queen Isabella of Spain issued the
Alhambra edict expelling Jews who were unwilling to convert to

1776 Abigail Adams wrote to her husband John that women were
"determined to foment a rebellion" if the new Declaration of
Independence failed to guarantee their rights. 

1779 Russia and Turkey signed a treaty concerning military
action in Crimea. 

1831 Quebec and Montreal were incorporated as cities. 

1854 The U.S. government signed the Treaty of Kanagawa with
Japan. The act opened the ports of Shimoda and Hakotade to
American trade. 

1862 Skirmishing between Rebels and Union forces took place at
Island 10 on the Mississippi River. 

1870 In Perth Amboy, NJ, Thomas Munday Peterson became the first
black to vote in the U.S. 

1880 Wabash, IN, became the first town to be completely
illuminated with electric light. 

1889 In Paris, the Eiffel Tower officially opened. 

1900 The W.E. Roach Company was the first automobile company to
put an advertisement in a national magazine. The magazine was
the "Saturday Evening Post". 

1900 In France, the National Assembly passed a law reducing the
workday for women and children to 11 hours. 

1901 In Russia, the Czar lashed out at Socialist-Revolutionaries
with the arrests of 72 people and the seizing of two printing

1904 In India, hundreds of Tibetans were slaughtered by the

1905 Kaiser Wilhelm arrived in Tangier proclaiming to support
for an independent state of Morocco. 

1906 The Conference on Moroccan Reforms in Algerciras ended
after two months with France and Germany in agreement. 

1908 250,000 coal miners in Indianapolis, IN, went on strike to
await a wage adjustment. 

1909 Serbia accepted Austrian control over Bosnia-Herzegovina. 

1917 The U.S. purchased and took possession of the Virgin
Islands from Denmark for $25 million. 

1918 For the first time in the U.S., Daylight Saving Time went
into effect. 

1921 Great Britain declared a state of emergency because of the
thousands of coal miners on strike. 

1923 In New York City, the first U.S. dance marathon was held.
Alma Cummings set a new world record of 27 hours. 

1932 The Ford Motor Co. debuted its V-8 engine. 

1933 The U.S. Congress authorized the Civilian Conservation
Corps to relieve rampant unemployment. 

1939 Britain and France agreed to support Poland if Germany
threatened invasion. 

1941 Germany began a counter offensive in North Africa. 

1945 "The Glass Menagerie" by Tennessee Williams opened on

1946 Monarchists won the elections in Greece. 

1948 The Soviets in Germany began controlling the Western trains
headed toward Berlin. 

1949 Winston Churchill declared that the A-bomb was the only
thing that kept the U.S.S.R. from taking over Europe. 

1949 Newfoundland entered the Canadian confederation as its 10th

1960 The South African government declared a state of emergency
after demonstrations led to the death of more than 50 Africans.

1966 An estimated 200,000 anti-war demonstrators march in New
York City. (New York) 

1966 The Soviet Union launched Luna 10, which became the first
spacecraft to enter a lunar orbit. 

1967 U.S. President Lyndon Johnson signed the Consular Treaty,
the first bi-lateral pact with the Soviet Union since the
Bolshevik Revolution. 

1970 The U.S. forces in Vietnam down a MIG-21, it was the first
since September 1968. 

1980 U.S. President Carter deregulated the banking industry. 

1981 In Bangkok, Thailand, four of five Indonesian terrorists
were killed after hijacking an airplane on March 28. 

1986 167 people died when a Mexicana Airlines Boeing 727 crashed
in Los Angeles. 

1989 Canada and France signed a fishing rights pact. 

1991 Iraqi forces recaptured the northern city of Kirkuk from
Kurdish guerillas. 

1994 "Nature" magazine announced that a complete skull of
Australppithecus afarensis had been found in Ethiopia. The
finding is of humankind's earliest ancestor. 

1998 U.N. Security Council imposed arms embargo on Yugoslavia. 

1998 For the first time in U.S. history the federal government's
detailed financial statement was released. This occurred under
the Clinton administration. 

1999 Three U.S. soldiers were captured by Yugoslav soldiers
three miles from the Yugoslav border in Macedonia. 

1999 Fabio was hit in the face by a bird during a promotional
ride of a new roller coaster at the Busch Gardens theme park in
Williamsburg, VA. Fabio received a one-inch cut across his nose.

2000 In Uganda, officials set the number of deaths linked to a
doomsday religious cult, the Movement for the Restoration of the
Ten Commandments, at more than 900. In Kanungu, a March 17 fire
at the cult's church killed more than 530 and authorities
subsequently found mass graves at various sites linked to the

2004 Google Inc. announced that it would be introducing a free
e-mail service called Gmail. 

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