Good Morning, ,
Today is Monday, December 11

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Todays Bonehead Award:
OK City car jacker pulled knife, gun,
got tenderized and sat upon till cops showed up
 Bonehead
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Today, December 11 in
1769 Edward Beran of London patented venetian blinds.

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People care more about being thought to have taste 
than about being thought either good, clever or amiable.
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Like most puppies, mine is not finicky about what he puts   
in his mouth. He Eats anything. But the day he swallowed   
a quarter, I panicked and called the vet.   

"What should I do?" I pleaded over the phone.   

My extremely laid-back vet answered calmly, "Swallowing a   
quarter is nothing to worry about. But if he does it again   
and a can of beer shoots out of his rear, give me a call."   

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Reporters interviewing a 104 year-old woman:
"And what do you think is the best thing about being 104?"
the reporter asked.

She simply replied,
"No peer pressure."
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SIXTEEN STEPS TO BUILD A CAMPFIRE

1. Split dead limb into fragments and shave one fragment
into slivers.

2. Bandage left thumb.

3. Chop other fragments into smaller fragments

4. Bandage left foot.

5. Make pyramid structure of slivers (include those
embedded in hand)

6. Light Match

7. Light Match

8. Repeat "a Scout is cheerful" and light match.

9. Apply match to slivers, add wood fragments,
and blow gently into base    of fire.

10. Apply burn ointment to nose.

11. When fire is burning, collect more wood.

12. Upon discovering that fire has gone out while out
searching for more wood, soak wood from can labeled
'kerosene'.

13. Treat face and arms for second-degree burns.

14. Re-label can to read 'gasoline'.

15. When fire is burning well, add all remaining firewood.

16. When thunder storm has passed, repeat steps.

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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD 
has been earned by

Jordan Bond, 29
Oklahoma City, 
Oklahoma

OK City car jacker pulled knife, gun,
got tenderized and sat upon till cops showed up

Brothers Juan and Justo Sop were getting home from work at
11 p.m. Sunday in Oklahoma City when an attempted carjacker
tried to take their vehicle, the brothers told KFOR.

But these brothers weren’t about to let the attempted
carjacker make off with their vehicle, police said. Instead,
the two brothers started to fight back — and when a third
brother, Antonio, heard the commotion outside the house, he
ran out to join the melee as well, police said.

“We got him down on the ground, but he took out a knife,”
Antonio Sop told KFOR. “Then we grabbed the knife, took it
away from him.”

It turned out a knife wasn’t all the carjacker had on him,
though.

“Then he had a gun, too,” Sop told the TV station. “He put
two shots in the ground.”

By the time police arrived at the scene, the suspect —
Jordan Michael Bond, 29 — had been wrestled to the ground by
the three men, Oklahoma City Police Department spokesman
Gary Knight said in a statement.

Even though the brothers were sitting on top of the suspect
holding him down, the would-be carjacker was still holding
onto his gun by the time police got there, Antonio Sop told
KFOR. But police were able to kick the firearm out of his
hand, KFOR reports.

“He was taken into police custody at that time,” Knight said
in a statement.

Bond was then taken to the Oklahoma County Jail, police
said.

Booked at the jail early Monday morning, Bond now faces
charges of possession of a firearm, robbery and three counts
of shooting with intent to kill, according to Oklahoma
County Jail records. Bond has previous felony convictions,
records indicate.

Bond for Bond has been set at $164,000, records said.

Previously, Bond was arrested by Oklahoma City police in
2008 for driving under the influence, Knight said. Bond was
also arrested earlier this year in Oklahoma City for
possession of a controlled substance.

In May, Bond was charged with trespassing in Kingfisher
County, northwest of Oklahoma City, according to state court
records.

Oklahoma City police said they’re glad to get Bond off the
street — but don’t usually recommend the kind of hands-on
tactics the Sop brothers employed.

In this case, though, police said they can’t deny the
brothers succeeded.

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Tech Support Pits
From: Marlene
Re: How to store SD cards
Dear Webby, 
the way that I store my sd cards is in a baseball card
album.  the slots for cards is small enough to store the sd
cards and also put a description in.

They sell pages to go in a loose leaf binder. 
I suppose business card holders would work too but they
would be a little smaller. I found binders and pages on
amazon.

Marlene

Dear Marlene
Great idea!
Now, where do you buy those nowadays?

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Bill had always been a prankster. As each of his friends
were married, Bill made sure some type of practical joke
was played upon them. Now ready to be married himself, he
was dreading the payback he knew was coming.

Surprisingly, the ceremony went off without a hitch. No one
stood up during the pause to offer a reason 'why this couple
should not be married'. His reception wasn't disrupted by
streakers or smoke-bombs, and the car the couple was to take
on their honeymoon was in perfect working order.

When the couple arrived at their hotel and entered the room,
Bill even checked for cornflakes in the bed (a gag he had
always loved). Nothing, it seemed, was amiss. Satisfied that
he had come away unscathed, the couple fell into bed.

Upon waking, the couple was ravenous so Bill called down to
room service and asked, "I'd like to order breakfast for two."

At that moment, a soft voice from under the bed said, "Make
that five, and one for Bob recording from the next room."



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Little Johnny was afraid of the dark. One night his mother
told him to go out to the back porch and bring her the
broom. Little Johnny turned to his mother and said, "Mama, I
don't want to go out there. It's dark."

His mother smiled reassuringly at Little Johnny. "You don't
have to be afraid of the dark," she explained. "Jesus is out
there. He'll look after you and protect you."

Little Johnny looked at his mother real hard and asked, "Are
you sure he's out there?"

"Yes, I'm sure. He is everywhere, and he is always ready to
help you when you need him," she said.

Little Johnny thought about that for a minute and then went
to the back door and cracked it a little. Peering out into
the darkness, he called, "Jesus? If you're out there, would
you please hand me the broom?"
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Puppy Size
"Danielle keeps repeating it over and over again.
We've been back to this animal shelter at least five
times. It has been weeks now since we started all of this,"
the mother told the volunteer.
"What is it she keeps asking for?" the volunteer asked.

"Puppy size!" replied the mother.

"Well, we have plenty of puppies, if that's what she's
looking for."

"I know...we have seen most of them," the mom said in
frustration.

Just then Danielle came walking into the office
"Well, did you find one?" asked her mom. "No, not this
time,"  Danielle said with sadness in her voice. "Can we
come back on the weekend?"

The two women looked at each other, shook their heads and
laughed. "You never know when we will get more dogs.
Fortunately, there's always a supply," the volunteer said.

Danielle took her mother by the hand and headed to the door.
"Don't worry, I'll find one this weekend," she said.

Over the next few days both mom and dad had long
conversations with her. They both felt she was being too
particular. "It's this weekend or we're not looking any
more," Dad finally said in frustration.
"We don't want to hear anything more about puppy size
either," Mom added.

Sure enough, they were the first ones in the shelter on
Saturday morning. By now Danielle knew her way around,
so she ran right for the section that housed the smaller
dogs.

Tired of the routine, mom sat in the small waiting room at
the end of the first row of cages. There was an observation
window so you could see the animals during times when
visitors weren't permitted. 
Danielle walked slowly from cage to cage, kneeling
periodically to take a closer look. One by one the dogs
were brought out and she held each one.

One by one she said, "Sorry, you're not the one."
It was the last cage on this last day in search of the
perfect pup.

The volunteer opened the cage door and the child carefully
picked up the dog and held it closely. This time she took a
little longer.

"Mom, that's it! I found the right puppy! He's the one! I
know it!" she screamed with joy. "It's the puppy size!"

"But it's the same size as all the other puppies you held
over the last few weeks," Mom said.

"No not size ---- the sighs. When I held him in my arms, he
sighed," she said.
"Don't you remember? When I asked you one day what love is,
you told me love depends on the sighs of your heart.
The more you love, the bigger the sigh!"

The two women looked at each other for a moment. Mom's eyes
gathered tears. As she stooped down to hug the child.
"Mom, every time you hold me, I sigh. When you and Daddy
come home from work and hug each other, you both sigh.
I knew I would find the right puppy if it sighed when I held
it in my arms," she said.

Then holding the puppy up close to her face she said,
"Mom, he loves me. I heard the sighs of his heart!"



 
Unraveling ropes into fractal like patterns.


A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral.
A huge heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket
during the service.

Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket
rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor
in the beautiful heart forever.

At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter.
When all eyes stared at him, he said, "I'm sorry, I was
just thinking of my own funeral...I'm a gynecologist."

And at that point, the proctologist fainted.

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Today, December 11, in 
1282 Llywelyn (Llewelyn ap Gruffydd) was killed in Cilmeri,
central Wales. 

1719 The first recorded sighting of the aurora borealis took
place in New England. 

1769 Edward Beran of London patented venetian blinds.

1792 France's King Louis XVI went before the Convention,
which had replaced the National Assembly, to face charges of
treason. He was convicted and condemned and was sent to the
guillotine the following January. 

1844 Dr. Horace Wells became the first person to have a
tooth extracted after receiving an anesthetic for the dental
procedure. Nitrous Oxide, or laughing gas, was the
anesthetic. 

1872 Pinckney Benton Stewart Pinchback became America's
first black governor when he took office as acting governor
of Louisiana. 

1882 Boston's Bijou Theater had its first performance. It
was the first American playhouse lit exclusively by
electricity. 

1894 The world's first motor show opened in Paris with nine
exhibitors. 

1928 In Buenos Aires, police thwarted an attempt on the life
of President-elect Herbert Hoover. 

1930 The Bank of the United States in New York failed. 

1936 Britain's King Edward VIII abdicated in order to marry
American Wallis Warfield Simpson. He became the Duke of
Windsor. 

1937 The Fascist Council in Rome, withdrew Italy from the
League of Nations. 

1941 Germany and Italy declared war on the United States.
The U.S in turn declared war on the two countries. 

1943 The City Center of Music and Drama was dedicated in New
York by Mayor Fiorello La Guardia. 

1946 The United Nations International Children's Emergency
Fund (UNICEF) was established by the U.N. General Assembly.
The fund provides relief to children in countries devastated
by war. 

1961 The first direct American military support for South
Vietnam occurred when a U.S. aircraft carrier carrying Army
helicopters arrived in Saigon. 

1967 The prototype of the Concorde was shown for the first
time in Toulouse, France. 

1973 West German Chancellor Willy Brandt and Czech Prime
Minister Lubomir Strougal formally nullified the 1938 Munich
pact when they signed a treaty sanctioning Hitler's seizure
of Czechoslovakia's Sudetenland. 

1980 U.S. President Jimmy Carter signed into law legislation
creating $1.6 billion environmental "superfund" that would
be used to pay for cleaning up chemical spills and toxic
waste dumps. 

1981 Muhammad Ali fought his last fight. He lost his 61st
fight to Trevor Berbick. 

1985 General Electric Company agreed to buy RCA Corporation
for $6.3 billion. Also included in the deal was NBC Radio
and Television. 

1986 The government of South Africa expanded its media
restrictions by imposing prior censorship and banning
coverage of a wide range of anti-apartheid protests. 

1987 Charlie Chaplin's trademark cane and bowler hat were
sold at Christie's for £82,500. 

1988 62 people were killed in a Mexico City marketplace when
tons of illegal fireworks exploded. 

1990 Ivana Trump was divorced from Donald Trump after 12
years of marriage. 

1991 Salman Rushdie, under an Islamic death sentence for
blasphemy, made his first public appearance since 1989 in
New York, at a dinner marking the 200th anniversary of the
First Amendment (which guarantees freedom of speech in the
U.S.). 

1994 Thousands of Russian troops, armored columns and jets
entered Chechnya. The move by Moscow was an effort to
restore control the breakaway republic. 

1994 The world's largest free trade zone was created when
leaders of 34 Western Hemisphere nations signed a free-trade
declaration known as "The Miami Process." 

1996 In Crystal City, VA, "The Art of the Toy" opened. The
exhibit was at the Patent and Trademark Office Museum. 

1997 Sinn Fein leader Gerry Adams became the first political
ally of the IRA to meet a British leader in 76 years. He
conferred with Prime Minister Tony Blair in London. 

1997 More than 270 Tutsi refugees from the Democratic
Republic of Congo were killed by Juto guerillas in Mudende,
Rwanda. 

1997 More than 150 countries agreed at a global warming
conference in Kyoto, Japan, to control the Earth's
"greenhouse gases." 

1998 Scientists announced that they had deciphered the
entire genetic blueprint of a tiny worm. 

1998 The Mars Climate Orbiter blasted off on a nine-month
journey to the Red Planet. However, the probe disappeared in
September of 1999, apparently destroyed because scientists
had failed to convert English measures to metric values. 

1998 Majority Republicans on the House Judiciary Committee
pushed through three articles of impeachment against U.S.
President Clinton. 

2000 Mario Lemeiux, owner of Pittsburgh Penquins, announced
that he would end his three-plus year retirement and become
an active National Hockey League (NHL) player again. When
Lemieux returned officially he became the first owner/player
in NHL history. 

2001 U.S. Attorney General Ashcroft announced the first
federal indictment directly related to the terrorist attacks
on the United States on September 11, 2001. Zacarias
Moussaoui was charged with six conspiracy charges. Moussaoui
was in custody at the time of the attacks. 

2001 Ted Turner purchased 12,000 acres in Nebraska for Bison
ranches. 

2001 It was announced that U.S. President George W. Bush
would withdraw the U.S. from the 1972 Anti-Ballistic Missile
Treaty with Russia. 

2001 Federal agents seized computers in 27 U.S. cities as
part of "Operation Buccaneer." The raids were used to gain
evidence against an international software piracy ring. 

2009 The game Angry Birds was released. 

2013 Standard & Poors announced that Facebook would join its
S&P 500 index "after the close of trading on December 20." 

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Sunday, December 10, 2017, 08:13 AM
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Good Morning, ,
Today is Sunday, December 10

Have Fun!
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Todays Bonehead Award:
Florida Man Accused of Posing as Uber Driver 
and Holding Women in South Carolina Arrested
 Bonehead
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Today, December 10 in
1520 Martin Luther publicly burned the papal edict. The
papacy demanded that he recant or face excommunication.
Luther refused and was formally expelled from the church in
January 1521. 

1845 British civil engineer Robert Thompson patented the
first pneumatic tires. 

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I don't know anything about music. 
In my line you don't have to.
--- Elvis Presley (1935 - 1977)

The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement.
But the opposite of a profound truth may well be another
profound truth.
--- Niels Bohr (1885 - 1962) 
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During class, the chemistry professor was demonstrating the
properties of various acids. "Now I'm going to drop this
silver coin into this glass of acid. Will it dissolve?"

"No sir," one student called out.

"No?" queried the professor. "Perhaps you can explain why
the silver won't dissolve in this particular acid."

"Because if it would, you would have asked for MY coin!"

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Slash, a well-known murderer, had been on death row for
nearly 20 years. During that time, he had befriended the
Warden. Now, the Warden still had a job to do, but that
didn't stop him from treatin' Slash special from time to
time. A week before Slash was to go to the electric chair,
the Warden asked Slash if there was anything special he
would like. Slash thought for a bit and said he would like
the Warden to contact his wife and have her make meatloaf
for him the rest of his life (which by this time, was
short).

Of course, the Warden complied and each day, Slash sat down
and had a big feed of his wife's meatloaf.

The night before the big day, another prisoner was allowed
to visit Slash and asked him. "Aren't you afraid of dying
tomorrow?"

Slash answered' "I ain't gonna die tomorrow."

The other prisoner then said, "but tomorrow is Friday and we
all know, that's the day they're sendin' you to the electric
chair."

"Don't matter," said Slash, "if this meatloaf can't kill me,
nothin' can."
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From Vic
While working in a Polish neighborhood in Chicago, I
sustained a small injury to my eye from some flying debris
around a construction site.

 It was giving me some trouble, so I visited an
ophthalmologist
in the local neighborhood.

The doctor pointed to the eye chart, displaying the letters
'CVKPNWXSCZ'.

"Can you read that?" the doc asked.

"Can I read it?"  I  replied.  "Yes, sure. I think I dated
her sister!"
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD 
has been earned by

Farris Kaloti,
28,
Pinecrest,
Florida

Florida Man Accused of Posing as Uber Driver 
and Holding Women in South Carolina Arrested

A South Florida man who is accused of assaulting women while
posing as an Uber driver near the University of South
Carolina has been arrested, authorities said.
Farris Kaloti, 28, was taken into custody Thursday,
Pinecrest Police said.

Police at the University of South Carolina say Kaloti had
been on and around campus offering rides to female students.
Once they were in his car he would take them somewhere other
than their desired destination and would refuse to let them
out of the car, police said.

After seeing reports about Kaloti, a Pinecrest detective who
regularly visits Wholefoods recognized Kaloti as a frequent
customer, and a Wholefoods customer reported seeing him in
the store. Police set up surveillance and took him into
custody.

Kaloti is not known to have committed a crime in Pinecrest.
Officials said they have been in contact with police in
South Carolina.

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From: Merv
Re: SD for backups
Dear Webby, 
In regards to CDs for backup, I've found some of my CDs,
such as, well especially Kodak eventually get holes in them.
If you hold them up to a light source the holes are evident.
All my backups are done on flash-drives or external hard-
drive media. Even SD cards are more reliable than CDs. I
think due to my experience with CDs I wouldn't trust them
with any important storage at all.

Kind regards,

Merv Australia

Dear Merv
I agree with you 100%.
That is why I don't recommend CDs for backups.
Commercial music CDs MIGHT last longer, because they are not
burned but punched.

I also agree that SD cards are much more reliable.
The only part about them, that I don't like, 
are their small size and tendency to get lost.
Some day I will have to get organized and devise 
a permanent way to store them.

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An elderly lady, who lived on the third floor of a boarding
house, broke her leg.  As the doctor put a cast on it, he
warned her not to climb any stairs.

Several months later, the doctor took off the cast.

"Can I climb stairs now?" asked the little old lady.

"Yes," he replied.

"Thank goodness!" she said.
"I'm sick and tired of shinnying up and down that drainpipe
every time I have to take the garbage out to the curb or
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Mrs. Donovan was walking down O'Connell Street in Dublin
when she met up with Father Flaherty.
The Father said, "Top o' the mornin' to ye! Aren't ye
Mrs. Donovan and didn't I marry ye and yer husband 2 years
ago?"

She replied, "Aye, that ye did, Father."

The Father asked, "And be there any wee ones yet?"

She replied, "No, not yet, Father."

The Father said, "Well now, I'm going to Rome next week
and I'll light a candle for ye and yer husband."

She replied, "Oh, thank ye, Father."
They parted ways.

Some years later they met again. The Father asked,
"Well now, Mrs.Donovan, how are ye these days?"
She replied, "Oh, very well, Father!"

The Father asked, "And tell me, have ye any wee ones yet?"

She replied, "Oh yes, Father! Three sets of twins and 4
singles, 10 in all!"

The Father said, "That's wonderful!" How is yer loving
husband doing?"

She replied, "E's gone to Rome to blow up yer foo.. damn
candle."
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Jim was a just out of boot camp, and was on his first   
ship.  About two hours out of port, he began to get a   
bit ill from the motion of the ship.  He approached   
an ensign, also just out of training and on his first   
cruise.  He saluted and said, "Excuse me sir, I am   
feeling seasick, and I wondered if I may have permis-   
sion to go downstairs to the dispensary."   

The ensign returned his salute and replied, "Sailor,   
you are in the Navy now.  You don't go downstairs,   
you go below!  There is no dispensary on this ship,   
there is sickbay.  Not only that, that is not the   
floor, it is a deck, that is not the ceiling, it is   
the overhead, that is not a pillar, it is a stanchion,   
that is not a water fountain, it is a scuttlebutt.   
If I ever hear you using civilian words instead of   
Naval jargon, I till throw you out of that little   
round window over there."   



 
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A woman went into a hardware store to purchase a bale of   
peat moss. She gave a personal check in payment and said to 

the clerk, "I suppose you will want some identification."   

He replied, without hesitation, "No ma'am, that won't be   
necessary."   

"How come?" asked the woman.   

"Crooks don't buy peat moss." answered the clerk.   

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Today, December 10, in 
1520 Martin Luther publicly burned the papal edict. The
papacy demanded that he recant or face excommunication.
Luther refused and was formally expelled from the church in
January 1521. 

1845 British civil engineer Robert Thompson patented the
first pneumatic tires. 

1869 Women were granted the right to vote in the Wyoming
Territory. 

1898 A treaty was signed in Paris that officially ended the
Spanish-American War. Also, Cuba became independent of
Spain. 

1901 The first Nobel prizes were awarded. 

1906 U.S. President Theodore Roosevelt became the first
American to be awarded the Nobel Peace Prize, for helping
mediate an end to the Russo-Japanese War. 

1939 The National Football League's attendance exeeded 1
million in a season for the first time. 

1941 Japan invaded the Philippines. 

1941 The Royal Naval battleships Prince of Wales and Repulse
were sunk by Japanese aircraft in the Battle of Malaya. 

1948 The United Nations General Assembly adopted its
Universal Declaration on Human Rights. 

1950 Dr. Ralph J. Bunche was presented the Nobel Peace
Prize. He was the first African-American to receive the
award. Bunche was awarded the prize for his efforts in
mediation between Israel and neighboring Arab states. 

1953 Hugh Hefner published the first "Playboy" magazine with
an investment of $7,600. 

1958 The first domestic passenger jet flight took place in
the U.S. when 111 passengers flew from New York to Miami on
a National Airlines Boeing 707. 

1964 In Oslo, Norway, Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. received
the Nobel Peace Prize. He was the youngest person to receive
the award. 

1982 The Law of the Sea Convention was signed by 118
countries in Montego Bay, Jamaica. 23 nations and the U.S.
were excluded. 

1983 Raul Alfonsin was inaugurated as Argentina's first
civilian president after nearly eight years of military
rule. 

1984 South African Bishop Desmond Tutu received the Nobel
Peace Prize. 

1990 The U.S. Food & Drug Administration approved Norplant,
a long-acting contraceptive implant. 

1991 The play Revival "The Crucible" opened. 

1992 Oregon Senator Bob Packwood apologized for what he
called "unwelcome and offensive" actions toward women.
However, he refused to resign. 

1993 The crew of the space shuttle Endeavor deployed the
repaired Hubble Space Telescope into Earth's orbit. 

1994 Advertising executive Thomas Mosser of North Caldwell,
NJ, was killed by a mail bomb that was blamed on the
Unabomber. 

1994 Yasser Arafat, Shimon Peres and Yitzhak Rabin received
the Nobel Peace Prize. They pledged to pursue their mission
of healing the Middle East. 

1995 The first U.S. Marines arrived in the Bosnian capital
of Sarajevo to join NATO soldiers sent to enforce peace in
the former Yugoslavia. 

1996 South Africa's President Mandela signed into law a new
democratic constitution, completing the country's transition
from white-minority rule to black democracy. 

1998 Six astronauts opened the doors to the new
international space station 250 miles above the Earth's
surface. 

1998 The Palestinian leadership scrapped constitutional
clauses that rejected Israel's existence. 

1999 After three years under suspicion of being a spy for
China, computer scientist Wen Ho Lee was arrested. He was
charged with removing secrets from the Los Alamos weapons
lab. Lee later pled guilty to one count of downloading
restricted data to tape and was freed. The other 58 counts
were dropped. 

2003 The U.S. barred firms based in certain countries,
opponents of the Iraq war, from bidding on Iraqi
reconstruction projects. The ban did not prevent companies
from winning subcontracts. 

2007 Cristina Fernandez was sworn in as Argentina's first
elected female president. 

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Saturday, December 9, 2017, 07:37 AM
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Good Morning, ,
Today is Saturday, December 9

Have Fun!
Dearwebby

Todays Bonehead Award:
Smart-ass drunk hit-and-run driver does 
doughnuts past deputies. Briefly.
 Bonehead
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Today, December 9 in
1917 Turkish troops surrendered Jerusalem to British troops
led by Viscount Allenby.

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I know that there are people who do not love their fellow
man, and I hate people like that!
--- Tom Lehrer (1928 - )

Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you to
recognize a mistake when you make it again.
--- Franklin P. Jones

Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can
get old. All you have to do is live long enough.
--- Groucho Marx (1890 - 1977)
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The personnel office received an email requesting a listing
of the department staff broken down by age and sex. The
personnel office sent this reply...

"Attached is a list of our staff.  We currently have no one
broken down by age or sex. However, we have a few alcoholics."
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A young man called his mother and announced excitedly that
he had just met the woman of his dreams.  Now what should
he do?

His mother had an idea: "Why don't you send her flowers,
and on the card invite her to your apartment for a home-
cooked meal?"

He thought this was a great strategy, and a week later, the
woman came to dinner.  His mother called the next day to
see how things had gone.

"I was totally humiliated," he moaned.  "She insisted on
washing the dishes."

"What's wrong with that?" asked his mother.

"We hadn't started eating yet."

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How to intimidate the poor guy, and guarantee that there
won't be another invitation!
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Morris went to a job interview. The boss says, "I'll give
you 8 dollars an hour starting today, and in three months,
I'll raise it to 12 dollars an hour.

So when would you like to start?"

Morris replies, "How 'bout three months from now?"

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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD 
has been earned by

Scott Rapson, 21, 
Palmetto,
Florida

Smart-ass drunk hit-and-run driver does 
doughnuts past deputies. Briefly.

A drunken driver was arrested after fleeing the scene of a
crash, then doing “doughnuts” in the road past deputies, the
Manatee County Sheriff’s Office said.

According to the Sheriff’s Office, Scott Rapson, 21, of
Palmetto fled the scene of a crash on State Road 62 on
Tuesday night following a domestic incident.

When deputies arrived in the 31000 block of S.R. 62, they
found Rapson driving his vehicle in circles, or “doughnuts,”
in the roadway. Rapson raced back and forth past deputies
and made it clear he was not going to stop.

A pursuit ensued and Rapson hit three sets of stop sticks,
which punctured his tires, before the vehicle stopped in a
grassy ditch area. Rapson was arrested and no injuries were
reported.

Rapson had a blood alcohol level of 0.1 percent. A driver is
considered intoxicated in Florida with a level of 0.08
percent or higher.

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Tyrone was visiting Leroy and discussing Leroy's problems
with his wife when Leroy's doorbell rang. Leroy answered
the door and was handed a paper which the deliverer said
was a subpoena. Leroy showed it to Tyrone and asked him
if he knew what it was.

Tyrone in his pompous lack of knowledge said, "Dis here
is a subpeena."

"Wut is a sub-peena?" Leroy asked.

"Well," said Tyrone, "dat's law talk. Yo wife is suing you
for deevorce. We know dat 'sub' means 'unda' and 'peena' is
Latin for 'penis', so -- 'subpeena' means unda the penis
which means she done got you by da balls."



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Thanks to Dave for this story:
One evening, two girlfriends and I went to a nightclub,
only to find the place packed with young people. At 40, we
felt old, but before we could make a dignified exit, a tall,
handsome man approached us.

"Perhaps we were being a little hasty in leaving," I thought.

Then with a big smile, the man extended his hand to one of
my friends and said, "Hello. Remember me?
You taught me in third grade."

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This allegedly true story provides an amusing example of
lateral thinking and initiative, and staff training (or lack
of) at the workplace. 

While transporting some unfortunate mental patients from one
secure place to another, the newly appointed bus driver
stopped at a roadside restaurant for natural break. On his
return to the bus, all twenty patients were gone. Being a
resourceful fellow and fearing the consequences of his
negligence, he drove to the next bus stop, where he claimed
to be a replacement for the usual service. 

Allowing twenty people aboard, the driver made straight for
his destination, where he warned staff at the gates that the
'patients' were deluded and extremely volatile. The angry
'patients' were duly removed, sedated and incarcerated, and
remained in detention for three days, until staff were able
to check the records and confirm their true identities. The
actual patients were never found. 



 
Wish I owned one of these beautiful jewel encrusted books!


In an interview this week Paris Hilton said she never
discussed sex  with her parents. She said she was too shy
to ask them about it. In fact, everything she knows about
sex she learned from watching her own videos.
--- Jay Leno
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Today, December 9, in 
1625 The Treaty of the Hague was signed by England and the
Netherlands. The agreement was to subsidize Christian IV of
Denmark in his campaign in Germany. 

1793 "The American Minerva" was published for the first
time. It was the first daily newspaper in New York City and
was founded by Noah Webster. 

1854 Alfred Lord Tennyson's poem, "The Charge of the Light
Brigade," was published in England. 

1879 Thomas Edison organized the Edison Ore Milling Company.


1884 Levant M. Richardson received a patent for the ball-
bearing roller skate. 

1892 In London, "Widowers' Houses," George Bernard Shaw's
first play, opened at the Royalty Theater. 

1907 Christmas Seals went on sale for the first time, in the
Wilmington, DE, post office. 

1926 The United States Golf Association legalized the use of
steel-shafted golf clubs. 

1914 The Edison Phonograph Works was destroyed by fire. 

1917 Turkish troops surrendered Jerusalem to British troops
led by Viscount Allenby. 

1940 During World War II, British troops opened their first
major offensive in North Africa. 

1940 The Longines Watch Company signed for the first FM
radio advertising contract with experimental station W2XOR
in New York City. 

1941 China declared war on Japan, Germany and Italy. 

1955 Sugar Ray Robinson knocked out Carl Olson and regained
his world middleweight boxing title. 

1958 In Indianapolis, IN, Robert H.W. Welch Jr. and 11 other
men met to form the anti-Communist John Birch Society. 

1960 Sperry Rand Corporation unveiled a new computer known
as "Univac 1107." 

1960 The first episode of "Coronation Street" was screened
on ITV. 

1962 "Lawrence of Arabia" by David Lean had its world
premiere in London. 

1965 Nikolai V. Podgorny replaced Anastas I. Mikoyan as
president of the Presidium of the Supreme Soviet. 

1975 U.S. President Gerald R. Ford signed a $2.3 billion
seasonal loan authorization to prevent New York City from
having to default. 

1978 The first game of the Women's Pro Basketball League
(WBL) was played between the Chicago Hustle and the
Milwaukee Does. 

1983 NATO foreign ministers called on the Soviet Union to
join in a "comprehensive political dialogue" to ease
tensions in the world. 

1985 In Argentina, five former military junta members
received sentences in prison for their roles in the "dirty
war" in which nearly 9,000 people had "disappeared." 

1987 West Bank Palestinians launched an intifada (uprising)
against Israeli occupation. 

1987 In the Gaza Strip, an Israeli patrol attacked the
Jabliya refugee camp. 

1990 Lech Walesa won Poland's first direct presidential
election in the country's history. 

1990 Slobodan Milosovic was elected president in Serbia's
first free elections in 50 years. 

1990 The first American hostages to be released by Iran
began arriving in the U.S. 

1991 European Community leaders agreed to begin using a
single currency in 1999. 

1992 Britain's Prince Charles and Princess Diana announced
their separation. 

1992 Clair George, former CIA spy chief, was convicted of
lying to the U.S. Congress about the Iran-Contra affair.
U.S. President George H.W. Bush later pardoned George. 

1992 U.S. troops arrived in Mogadishu, Somalia, to oversee
delivery of international food aid, in operation 'Restore
Hope'. 

1993 The U.S. Air Force destroyed the first of 500 Minuteman
II missile silos that were marked for elimination under an
arms control treaty. 

1993 Astronauts aboard the space shuttle Endeavor completed
repairs to the Hubble Space Telescope. 

1993 At Princeton University in New Jersey, scientists
produced a controlled fusion reaction equivalent to 3
million watts. 

1994 Representatives of the Irish Republican Army and the
British government opened peace talks in Northern Ireland. 

1996 UN Secretary General Boutros-Ghali approved a deal
allowing Iraq to resume its exports of oil and easing the UN
trade embargo imposed on Iraq in 1990. 

1999 The U.S. announced that it was expelling a Russian
diplomat who had been caught gathering information with an
eavesdropping device at the U.S. State Department. 

2002 United Airlines filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy after
losing $4 billion in the previous two years. It was the
sixth largest bankruptcy filing. 

2003 In Australia, thieves broke into a home and stole two
300-year-old etchings by Rembrandt. The 4-by-4-inch
etchings, a self-portait and a depiction of the artist's
mother, were valued around $518,000. 

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Friday, December 8, 2017, 10:16 AM
Posted by Administrator

Good Morning, ,
Today is Friday, December 8
Time to wear a bit of red to show your support for the troops!


Have Fun!
Dearwebby

Todays Bonehead Award:
DUI driver danced on car, fled on kid's scooter,
got caught anyway.
 Bonehead
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Today, December 8 in
1854 Pope Pius IX proclaimed the dogma of the Immaculate
Conception. His theory holds that Mary, mother of Jesus, was
free of original sin from the moment she was conceived.

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Crime does not pay ... as well as politics.
--- Alfred E. Newman

The great thing about democracy is that it gives every voter
a chance to do something stupid.
--- Art Spander 
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As a distinguished matron approached the church entrance, a
little boy stepped aside and held the door for her.

"What a polite little doorman," she said as she walked
through. "Is there a tip involved?"

"Oh, no," answered the young man. "My mother taught me never
to be good for money, but always to be good for nothing."
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An elderly couple, Marty and Helen, along with some friends
agreed to try a Thai Restaurant. While looking at the menu,
Helen noticed her husband looking at the vegetarian section
of the menu. "What would you like Marty?"
she asked. 

"I'm looking at this Eggplant Spicy dish." He replied.

"Marty, you like meat and potatoes. You won't like that
dish." Helen said.

"What do you know," answered Marty, "I'm getting it."

"Marty, I'm telling' you, you are a meat and potatoes kind
of guy. You won't like it!" Helen exclaimed.

"I'm getting it and that is the last word!" says Marty.

A short while later the meals arrive at the table. Marty
looks down and his dish and says to Helen, "Where are my
eggs?"
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Mrs. McDougal was shopping at a produce stand in her
neighborhood. She approached the vendor and asked,
"How much are these oranges?"

"Two for a quarter," answered the vendor.

"How much is just one?" she asked.

"Fifteen cents," answered the vendor.

"Then I'll take the other one," said Mrs. McDougal.
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD 
has been earned by

Sabra Bewley, 27,
Sparks,
Nevada

DUI driver danced on car, fled on kid's scooter,
got caught anyway.

Police say a Nevada woman was arrested on suspicion of
drunken driving after she drove down a highway the wrong
way, danced atop her SUV and attempted to flee from officers
on a kid's scooter.
  
Police in the city of Sparks answered a call Saturday for a
wrong-way driver and found 27-year-old Sabra Bewley's Jeep
Cherokee some 20 yards up a hill off a highway.
  
Officers said Bewley was acting erratically and dancing on
top of the Cherokee before attempting to get away on a kid's
scooter.
  
Police detained Bewley and took her to a hospital before she
was booked into the Washoe County jail.
  
She was arrested on suspicion of possession of a controlled
substance, trafficking MDMA, destruction of property and
resisting arrest.

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From: Yara
Re: Shaky tripod
Dear Webby, 
I have to use a tripod to take pictures at work for
maintenance planning. Flash is useless when distance
is involved and the lighting requires long exposures.
Combined with slightly vibrating floors and a shaky,
well worn tripod, the pictures turn out crappy. Is there
a fix fo that?
Yara

Dear Yara
A modern camera with digital anti-shake technology takes
care of that without any tripod at all.

However, if that is not in the budget, use big gobs of
two component rubber, like they use for patching conveyor
belts, or lots of half chewed chewing gum, and attach tennis
balls to the feet of the tripod. Dont poke holes into the
balls! Attach the legs to the outside of not punctured
balls!

Then use a piece of coathanger wire to hang a metal
weight off the wing-bolt or star wheel that is used to
attach the camera. Do NOT use stretchable string or
soft weights. Only a solid metal-to-metal connection
lets you take advantage of the inertia of the mass in
the weight, and forces the tennis balls to absorb any
vibration. If you used a bungee cord and a sand bag,
the sandbag would be perfectly still, but the camera
would still vibrate.

A hanging weight is not perfect, but it will cause a
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A woman was walking along pushing her newborn baby in the
carriage when an old friend approached her. The friend
leaned over, peering into the carriage said,
"What a beautiful baby boy, and he looks
JUST like his father."

"I know", replied the woman, "I just wish he looked more
like my husband!"



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Reading on Vacation

"What happened?" asked the hospital visitor to the
heavily bandaged man sitting up in bed.

"Well, I went down to Busch Gardens on vacation and
decided to take a ride on the Loch Ness Monster...
As we came up to the top of the highest loop, I noticed
a little sign by the side of the track.

I tried to read it but it was very small and I couldn't
make it out. I was so curious that I decided to go round
again, but we went by so quickly that I couldn't see what
the sign said.

By now, I was determined to read that sign so I went round
a third time. As we reached the top, I stood up in the car
to get a better view."

"And did you manage to see what the sign said this time?"
asked the visitor.

"Yes," he said sheepishly, "Remain seated at all times!"
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At the end of the college year, a star football player
celebrated the relaxation of team curfew by attending a late
night campus party.

Soon after arriving, he became captivated by a beautiful
young lady and eased into a conversation with her by asking
if she met many dates at parties.

"Oh, I have a 3.9, so I'm much more attracted to the strong
academic types than to dumb party animals," she said.
"What's your G.P.A.?"

Grinning from ear to ear, the jock boasted, "I get about 27
in the city and 38 on the highway."



 
I could stay in this tree house room for a while, it's lovely.

An American tourist in London decided to skip his
tour group and explore the city on his own.   He wandered
around, seeing the sights, and occasionally stopping at a
quaint pub to soak up the local culture, chat with the lads,
and have a pint of Guinness.

    After awhile, he found himself in a very high class
neighborhood..... big, stately residences... no pubs, no
stores, no restaurants, and worst of all... NO PUBLIC
RESTROOMS.

    He really, really had to go, after all those pints of
Guinnesss.  He found  a narrow side street, with high walls
surrounding the adjacent buildings and decided to use the
wall to solve his problem.

    As he was unzipping, he was tapped on the
shoulder by a London bobbie, who said, "I say, sir, you
simply cannot do that here, you know."

    "I'm very sorry, officer," replied the American, "but
I really, really HAVE TO GO, and I just can't find a public
restroom."

    "Ah, yes," said the Bobbie..."Just follow me".
He led him to a back "delivery alley", then along a
wall to a gate which he opened.

    "In there," pointed the Bobbie.  "Whiz away,...
anywhere you want."

    The fellow entered and found himself in the most
beautiful  garden he had ever seen -- manicured grass lawns,
statuary, fountains, sculptured hedges, and huge beds of
gorgeous flowers, all in perfect bloom.

    Since he had the cop's blessing, he zipped down
and unburdened himself and was greatly relieved.  As he
went back through the gate, he said to the bobbie, "That
was really decent of you .... is that "British
Hospitality?".

    "No" replied the Bobbie, with a satisfied smile on his
face, "that is the French Embassy."
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Today, December 8, in 
1776 George Washington's retreating army in the American
Revolution crossed the Delaware River from New Jersey to
Pennsylvania. 

1854 Pope Pius IX proclaimed the dogma of the Immaculate
Conception. His theory holds that Mary, mother of Jesus, was
free of original sin from the moment she was conceived. 

1863 U.S. President Abraham Lincoln announced his plan for
the Reconstruction of the South. 

1863 Tom King of England defeated American John Heenan and
became the first world heavyweight champion. 

1886 At a convention of union leaders in Columbus, OH, the
American Federation of Labor was founded. 

1941 The United States entered World War II when it declared
war against Japan. The act came one day after the Japanese
attacked Pearl Harbor. Canada declared war on Japan a day
earlier. 

1949 The Chinese Nationalist government moved from the
Chinese mainland to Formosa due to Communists pressure. 

1952 On the show "I Love Lucy," a pregnancy was acknowledged
in a TV show for the first time. 

1953 Los Angeles became the third largest city in the United
States. 

1962 Workers of the International Typographical Union began
striking and closed nine New York City newspapers. The
strike lasted 114 days and ended April 1, 1963. 

1980 Zimbabwe's manpower minister, Edgar Tekere, was found
guilty in the killing of a white farmer. He was freed under
a law that protected ministers acting to suppress terrorism.


1982 Norman D. Mayer demanding an end to nuclear weapons
held the Washington Monument hostage. He threatened to blow
it up with explosives he claimed were inside a van. 10 hours
later he was shot to death by police. 

1984 In Roanoke, Virginia, a jury found Hustler magazine
publisher Larry Flynt innocent of libeling Reverend Jerry
Falwell with a parody advertisement. However Falwell was
awarded $200,000 for emotional distress. 

1987 U.S. President Reagan and Soviet leader Mikhail S.
Gorbachev signed a treaty agreeing to destroy their nations'
arsenals of intermediate-range nuclear missiles. 

1987 The "intefadeh" (Arabic for uprising) by Palestinians
in the Israeli-occupied territories began. 

1989 Communist leaders in Czechoslovakia offered to
surrender their control over the government and accept a
minority role in a coalition Cabinet. 

1991 Russia, Byelorussia and Ukraine declared the Soviet
national government to be dead. They forged a new alliance
to be known as the Commonwealth of Independent States. The
act was denounced by Russian President Gorbachev as
unconstitutional. 

1992 Americans got to see live television coverage of U.S.
troops landing on the beaches of Somalia during Operation
Restore Hope. (Due to the time difference, it was December 9
in Somalia.) 

1993 U.S. President Clinton signed into law the North
American Free Trade Agreement. 

1994 Bosnian Serbs released dozens of hostage peacekeepers,
but continued to detain about 300 others. 

1994 In Los Angeles, 12 alternate jurors were chosen for the
O.J. Simpson murder trial. 

1997 The second largest bank was created with the
announcement that Union Bank Switzerland and the Swiss Bank
Corporation would merge. The combined assets were more than
$590 billion. 

1997 Jenny Shipley was sworn in as the first female prime
minister of New Zealand. 

1998 The U.S. Supreme Court ruled that police could not
search a person or their cars after ticketing for a routine
traffic violation.

1998 The FBI opened its files on Frank Sinatra to the
public. The file contained over 1,300 pages. 

1998 Nkem Chukwu and Iyke Louis Udobi's first of eight
babies was born. The other seven were delivered 12 days
later. 

1998 AT&T Corp. announced that it was buying IBM's data
networking business for $5 billion cash. 

1998 The first female ice hockey game in Olympic history was
played. Finland beat Sweden 6-0. 

1999 In Memphis, TN, a jury found that Rev. Martin Luther
King Jr. had been the victim of a vast murder conspiracy,
not a lone assassin. 

1999 Russia and Belarus agreed in principle to form an
economic and political confederation. 

2000 Mario Lemieux announced to the Pittsburgh Penguins that
he planned to return to the National Hockey League (NHL) as
a player at age 35. He would be the first modern owner-
player in U.S. pro sports. 

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Thursday, December 7, 2017, 09:02 AM
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Good Morning, ,
Today is Thursday, December 7

Have Fun!
Dearwebby

Todays Bonehead Award:
Inmate with skull-face tattoo escaped 
California work crew
 Bonehead
______________________________________________________
Today, December 7 in
1926 The gas operated refrigerator was patented by The
Electrolux Servel Corporation. Many of them still work
today! Their only moving part is the door.
See More of what happened on this day in history.

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If all the world's a stage, I want to operate the trap door.
--- Paul Beatty
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The case concerned a will and Kelly was a witness.
"Was the deceased," asked the attorney, "In the habit of
talking to himself when he was alone?"

"I don't know," said the  Irishman.

"Come now man, you don't know and yet you pretend you
were intimately acquainted with the deceased?"

"Well, Mr. Lawyer," said Kelly, "I never happened to be
with him when he was alone. "
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From Beat
Working as a cargo handler for a major package delivery
company, I came across an express envelope with shipping
instructions that puzzled me, particularly the line
describing the contents.

I finally realized the parcel contained some kind of manual
and was addressed to a church.  But at first I thought I
was processing one of our company's most momentous pieces
of freight.

The description read, "Instructions for the Assembly of God."
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Thanks to Bill for this story:
Our mom needed a new mattress for her antique bed, so my
brother, Josh, and I decided to buy her one as a gift. The
problem was we weren't sure what to get, because it was an
odd size. Fortunately, my brother happened to be visiting
my mother one day when I called home.

"Measure the bed frame before you leave," I told him.

"I don't have a tape measure."

"You can use a dollar bill," I suggested, "each one is six
inches long."

"Can't," he replied after digging through his wallet, "I
only have a ten."
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD 
has been earned by

Corey Hughes, 27
Stockton,
California

Inmate with skull-face tattoo escaped 
California work crew

California authorities launched a dragnet Monday for an
inmate with a distinctive skull-face tattoo who vanished
from a work crew.

Corey Hughes, 27, was reported missing about 1:30 p.m.
Monday and was last seen on Interstate 5, the San Joaquin
County Sheriff’s office said. His mugshot showed he had a
skull tattoo on his face.

Hughes was serving a sentence for a weapons charge and was
being housed in the Honor Farm. He was expected to be
released next February.

The Honor Farm, located south of Stockton, is a minimum-
security facility that houses pretrial or sentence inmates
that are usually low-risk and classified as non-violent,
KCBS reported.

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From: Fran
Re: Portable Hard Drive
Dear Webby, 
How difficult is it to connect a portable hard drive to a 
computer? And how do you do it?
Fran

Dear Fran
Not difficult at all.
You plug it into a USB port, Windows recognizes it as a
new device the first time you do it.
If necessary Windows offers to install a driver for it.
After that, it simply shows as an additional hard drive.

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Grampa's Wisdom
- Don't name a pig you plan to eat
- Country fences need to be horse high, pig tight and bull
strong.
- Life is not about how fast you run, or how high you climb,
but how well you bounce.
- Life is simpler when you plow around the stumps.
- Mortgaging a future crop is saddling a wobbly colt.
- A bumble bee is faster than a John Deere tractor.
- Trouble with a milk cow is she won't stay milked.
- Don't skinny dip with snapping turtles.
- Words that soak into your ears are whispered, not yelled.
- Meanness don't happen overnight.
- To know how country folks are doing, look at their barns,
  not their houses.
- Never lay an angry hand on a kid or an animal, it just
ain't helpful.
- Forgive your enemies. It messes with their heads.
- Don't sell your mule to buy a plow.
- Two can live as cheap as one if one don't eat.
- You can't unsay a cruel thing.
- Don't corner something meaner than you.
- Man is the only critter who feels the need to label things
  as flowers or weeds.
- It don't take a very big person to carry a grudge.
- Don't go huntin' with a fellow named Chug-A-Lug.
- Every path has some puddles.
- When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty.
- The best sermons are lived, not preached.
- Most of the stuff people worry about happening, don't.
- Lazy and Quarrelsome are ugly sisters.



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A college senior took his new girlfriend to a football game.
The young couple found seats in the crowded stadium and was
watching the action.  A substitute was put into the game,
and as he was running onto the field to take his position,
the boy said to his girlfriend, "Take a good look at the
fellow.  I expect him to be our best man next year."

His girlfriend snuggled closer and said to the surprised
young man, "That's the strangest way I ever heard of for
a fellow to propose to a girl. Regardless of how you said
it, I accept!"
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At the end of the college year, a star football player
celebrated the relaxation of team curfew by attending a late
night campus party.

Soon after arriving, he became captivated by a beautiful
young lady and eased into a conversation with her by asking
if she met many dates at parties.

"Oh, I have a 3.9, so I'm much more attracted to the strong
academic types than to dumb party animals," she said.
"What's your G.P.A.?"

Grinning from ear to ear, the jock boasted, "I get about 27
in the city and 38 on the highway."



 
Where to hide from zombies..

Daffinitions:
Some wacky definitions.

SALESMAN -- man with ability to convince wife she'd look
fat in mink.

CANNIBAL -- person who likes to see other people stewed.

EGOCENTRIC -- a person who believes he is everything you
know you are.

MAGAZINE -- bunch of printed pages that tell you what's
coming in the next issue.

COLLEGE: The four-year period when parents are permitted
access to the telephone.

EMERGENCY NUMBERS: Police station, fire department and
places that deliver.

OPERA: When a guy gets stabbed in the back and instead of
bleeding he sings for half an hour.

BUFFET: A French word that means "Get up and get it yourself."

BABY-SITTER: A teen-ager who must behave like an adult so
that the adults who are out can behave like teen-agers.

TRAFFIC LIGHT -- apparatus that automatically turns red when
your car approaches.

PIONEER -- early American who was lucky enough to find his
way out of the woods.

PEOPLE -- some make things happen, some watch things happen,
and the majority have no idea what's happened.

SELF-CONTROL -- the ability to eat only one peanut.

TATTOO: Permanent proof of temporary insanity.
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Today, December 7, in 
1431 In Paris, Henry VI of England was crowned King of
France. 

1732 The original Covent Garden Theatre Royal (now the Royal
Opera House) was opened. 

1787 Delaware became the first state to ratify the U.S.
constitution becoming the first of the United States. 

1889 The first of 554 performances of "The Gondoliers" took
place. 

1925 Swimmer Johnny Weissmuller set a world record in the
150-yard freestyle with a time of 1 minute, 25 and 2/5
seconds. He went on to play "Tarzan" in several movies. 

1926 The gas operated refrigerator was patented by The
Electrolux Servel Corporation. Many of them still work
today! Their only moving part is the door.

1941 Pearl Harbor, located on the Hawaiian island of Oahu
was attacked by nearly 200 Japanese warplanes. The attack
resulted in Canada declaring war on Japan, followed a day
later by the U.S. also entering into World War II. 

1946 A fire at the Winecoff Hotel in Atlanta killed 119
people. It was America's worst hotel fire disaster. The
hotel founder, W. Frank Winecoff, was also killed in the
fire. 

1971 Libya announced the nationalization of British
Petroleum's assets. 

1972 Apollo 17 was launched at Cape Canaveral. It was the
last U.S. moon mission. 

1972 Imelda Marcos, wife of Philippine President Ferdinand
E. Marcos, was stabbed and seriously wounded by an
assailant. The man was then shot and killed by her
bodyguards. 

1974 President Makarios returned to Cyprus after five months
in exile. 

1980 General Antonio Ramlho Eanes was reelected president of
Portugal. His right-wing opposition was thrown into disarray
by the death of Premier Francisco Sa Carneiro in a plane
crash. 

1982 Charlie Brooks Junior, a convicted murderer, became the
first prisoner in the U.S. to be executed by injection, at a
prison in Huntsville, TX. 

1983 Madrid, Spain, an Aviaco DC-9 collided on a runway with
an Iberia Air Lines Boeing 727 that was accelerating for
takeoff. The collision resulted in the death of all 42
people aboard the DC-9 and 51 on the Iberia jet. 

1987 Soviet leader Mikhail S. Gorbachev set foot on American
soil for the first time. He had come to the U.S. for a
Washington summit with U.S. President Reagan. 

1987 43 people were killed when a gunman opened fire on a
fellow passenger and the two pilots aboard a Pacific
Southwest Airlines jetliner. 

1988 An estimated 25,000 people were killed when a major
earthquake hit northern Armenia in the Soviet Union. The
quake measured 6.9 on the Richter Scale. 

1988 Soviet President Mikhail S. Gorbachev announced the
reduction of the number of Soviet military troops by half a
million. 

1989 East Germany's Communist Party agreed to cooperate with
the plan for free elections and a revised constitution. 

1992 The U.S. Supreme Court rejected a Mississippi abortion
law which required women to get counseling and then wait 24
hours before terminating their pregnancies. 

1993 Six people were killed and 17 were injured when a
gunman opened fire on a Long Island Rail Road commuter
train. 

1993 Energy Secretary Hazel O'Leary revealed that the U.S.
government had conducted more than 200 nuclear weapons tests
in secret at its Nevada test site. 

1993 Surgeon General Joycelyn Elders suggested that the U.S.
government study the impact of drug legalization. 

1995 A probe sent from the Galileo spacecraft entered into
Jupiter's atmosphere. The probe sent back data to the
mothership before it was eaten or otherwise destroyed. 

1996 The space shuttle Columbia returned from the longest-
ever shuttle flight of 17 days, 15 hours and 54 minutes. 

1998 The U.N. evacuated 14 peacekeepers that were trapped by
fighting between army and rebel forces in central Angola. 

1998 U.S. Attorney General Janet Reno declined to seek an
independent counsel investigation of President Clinton over
1996 campaign financing. 

1999 A U.S. federal grand jury indicted a former convict in
the 1995 disappearance of atheist leader Madalyn Murray
O'Hair. 

2002 In Amsterdam, Netherlands, two Van Gogh paintings were
stolen from the Van Gogh Museum. The two works were "View of
the Sea st Scheveningen" and "Congregation Leaving the
Reformed Church in Nuenen." On July 26, 2004, two men were
convicted for the crime and were sentenced to at least four
years in prison each. 

2002 In Mymensingh, Bangladesh, four movie theaters were
bombed within 30 minutes of each other. At least 15 people
were killed and over 200 were injured. 

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Good Morning, ,
Today is Wednesday, December 6

In Austria, where I grew up, December 6 was Saint Nicholas
day. On the eve of that day, Santas, accompanied by devils,
roamed the towns and villages. They visited houses, where
they had been booked, picked up a pillow bag outside the
door and "The List". The devil, often with a leg chained and
the chain held by Saint Nicholas, shouldered the bag, and
Saint Nicholas stuck "The List" into his book.

Then the devil started howling and screaming and pounding on
the door and dancing around.

Once they were let inside, Saint Nicholas slapped the devil
and made him stand still and be quiet.
Then he opened his book, slowly and dramatically, read a
name, and the sins of that kid.

In some houses, Mom had put dad onto the list too!

After the sins had been read, with much glaring by Saint
Nicholas, and much impatient jerking on the chain by the
devil and his willow switches whip,
Saint Nicholas got to the good part, where he praised each
kid for the few good things they had done that year.

Then he reached into the pillow bag and hauled out a smaller
bag for each kid.
That usually had a small orange, which was a VERY rare treat
in post war Austria, a few postage stamp size chocolates,
and home made gingerbread.

While the kids breathlessly oohed and aahed over their haul,
Santa and the devil quietly exited, got their payment and a
shot of moonshine against the cold outside, and vanished in
the snow flurries outside.

In those days it was quite common that when Santas and
devils met other teams, a ferocious battle ensued, often
leaving all participants bloodied. Those chains were
dangerous!

Good old days!

Have Fun!
Dearwebby

Todays Bonehead Award:
Escort jailed for lying that she’d been raped 
by detective, destroying his life
 Bonehead
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Today, December 6 in
1774 Austria became the first nation to introduce a state
education system. 
See More of what happened on this day in history.

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A man's silence is wonderful to listen to.
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A priest and a minister walked into a bar. After sitting
down, ordering, and some chit chat the priest said,
"Have you noticed there are no women in this bar?"

He then realised the truth, "I think we're in a gay bar!"

A man approached and tried to flirt with the priest. The
priest was dumbfounded, and didn't know what to do.
The minister leaned over and whispered something in
the man's ear. The man nodded and walked off.

The relieved priest said, "Thanks. What did you tell him?"

The minister replied,
"I just told him we're on our honeymoon."
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The efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note
of caution: "I should warn you. . .you may not want to try
these techniques at home."

"Why not?" asked someone from the back of the audience.

"Well, I speak from personal experience," the expert
explained.

"For years, I watched my wife's routine at breakfast. She
made lots of trips to the refrigerator, stove, table and
cabinets, often carrying just a single item at a time.

"So finally one day I made a suggestion: 'Hon,' I said,
'Why don't you try carrying several things at once?'"

The voice from the back persisted, "And didn't that save
time?"

The expert replied, "Actually, yes. It used to take her
20 minutes to get breakfast ready.
Now I do it in seven."
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Mr. Schwartz was the oldest of 7 children, so he
had to quit school and work to help support his
younger brothers and sisters. He never learned to
read. So, when he married and started a checking account,
he signed his checks just, "XX".

He started his own business, which soon prospered.
He soon was a very rich man. One day, he got a
call from his bank. "Mr. Schwartz, I wanted to ask
you about this check. We weren't sure you had
really signed it. All these years, you've been signing
your checks, 'XX'; this one is signed with
three XXX's..."

Mr. Schwartz answered, "Since I've become so
rich, my wife thought I ought to have a middle name!"
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD 
has been earned by

Halina Khan, 40,
Escort,
Salford, Greater Manchester
England

Escort jailed for lying that she’d been raped 
by detective, destroying his life

Escort Halina Khan has been jailed for two years and three
months for lying that she’d been raped by a detective

Halina Khan lied that she had been sexually assaulted by the
Leicestershire police officer despite never having met him.

He was subjected to a humiliating and unnecessary
investigation that went on for five weeks before the 40-
year-old’s web of lies collapsed around her. Khan has now
been jailed for two years and three months after admitting
to trying to pervert the course of justice. Her victim was
at home with his wife and son when his colleagues turned up
at his home to say there had been a complaint made against
him. He then had to give samples for analysis and was
interviewed by police officers outside his police area. What
followed caused an immense strain on his marriage and he
ended up taking six months off work with depression and
anxiety.

He said he was ‘completely stunned’ by the allegations and
said that his world ‘fell apart’. The victim has now
returned to work but he says it has affected his
relationship with his employers. He said: ‘I can’t explain
why it affected me as it did. If I hadn’t been able to prove
my innocence, I’d have lost my liberty.’ Khan, from Salford,
Greater Manchester, accused the detective during a police
investigation into an alleged car theft. She said that her
ex had taken her vehicle from the Regency Hotel in
Leicester. But when police arrived she changed her story
saying that she was an escort and a client had taken the
car.

She pointed to a red mark on the floor, implying that the
person had been hurt. As a result Khan was arrested on
suspicion of causing injury. She threw racist abuse at one
of the police officers and shouted that she had been raped
by the detective the previous night at the hotel. She used
his name, despite never having met him, because he had
previously been involved in an investigation into her second
ex-husband in 2011. Khan later said at the police station:
‘I made it up, there, I made it up.’ However she refused to
make a statement or sign an officer’s notebook confirming
that her claim was true so the force had no alternative but
to investigate her claim.

She changed her story again, denying that she had made up a
rape allegation, adding that she was being sarcastic.

Judge Mrs Justice Cheema-Grubb described it as ‘a wicked
crime’ which had serious consequences for the victim and his
family. She added that false claims like this affect public
confidence. She said: ‘I’m told you’re remorseful, although
there’s no evidence of that other than your guilty pleas.’
She added: ‘Rape is a profoundly hideous crime which all
should find repulsive.’

The court heard that Khan had two previous convictions for
incidents of racially abusing police officers.

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Tech Support Pits
From: George
Re: Cartoon Balloons
Dear Webby, 
My son has a problem with Sticky Keys! What is the best
way to get rid of Sticky Keys? And lock them out?

Also, I keep getting Cartoon Balloons
telling me stuff that I really don't care about! They pop-up
whenever I reboot or even just shutting the laptop and
reopening it! How do I get them to stop?
George

Dear George
Hitting the SHIFT key five times turns the Sticky-Keys
off or on.

The system messages that pop up to tell you when
you connect or fall off the net or when a new device
like a camera is plugged in, or whatever, are usually
quite handy. However, if you do need to turn them
off, Microsoft explains how to do it on this page:
https://www.sevenforums.com/tutorials/11442-notifications-
enable-disable-message-balloons.html

It`s easy, just a bit tedious.
Have FUN!
DearWebby




A few years ago, a dietitian addressed a large audience
in Chicago and said, "The material we put into our
stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting
here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks erode
your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG.
Junk food can be disastrous, and none of us realizes
the long term harm caused by the germs in our drinking
water.

However, there is one thing that is the most dangerous
of all and we all have, or will eat it. Can anyone here tell
me what food it is that causes the most grief and
suffering for years after eating it?"

A 75 year old man in the front row stood up and said,
"Wedding cake."



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>From Ida
One evening I was driving my six-year-old daughter to her   
grandparents' home for an overnight stay. It was late,   
there was little traffic and we were enjoying a peaceful   
ride. It was a far cry from the usual chaos surrounding   
us when I drive her to various activities during rush hour. 

My daughter seemed deep in thought when she said, "I have   
a question."   

"What do you want to know?"   

"Mom, when you're driving," she asked, "are you ever the   
idiot?"   
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A University of Alabama football player was visiting a
Yankee relative in Boston over the holidays. He went to a
large party and met a pretty co-ed.  He was attempting to
start up a conversation with the line, "Where does you go to
school?"  

The coed, of course, was not overly impressed with his
grammar or southern drawl, but did answer his question.
"Yale," she replied.

The UA student took a big, deep breath and shouted,
"WHERE DOES YOU GO TO SCHOOL?"



 
These are America’s 10 most dangerous highways, and I've been on two or three of them!


A friend of mine was visiting a college, which had those
security call boxes every few hundred feet.  If you were
wandering around the campus at night and felt uneasy
about somebody following you, for instance, you could hit
the button and have a security officer investigate
immediately.

On one of these phones hung a sign that said, "Out of
Order."

Underneath it someone had scrawled, "Reload and keep
running."
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Today, December 6, in 
1774 Austria became the first nation to introduce a state
education system. 

1865 The 13th Amendment to the U.S. Constitution was
ratified. The amendment abolished slavery in the U.S. 

1877 Thomas Edison demonstrated the first gramophone, with a
recording of himself reciting Mary Had a Little Lamb. 

1884 The construction of the Washington Monument was
completed by Army engineers. The project took 34 years. 

1889 Jefferson Davis died in New Orleans. He was the first
and only president of the Confederate States of America. 

1907 In Monongah, WV, 361 people were killed in America's
worst mine disaster. 

1917 More than 1,600 people died when two munitions ships
collided in the harbor at Halifax, Nova Scotia. 

1917 Finland proclaimed independence from Russia. 

1921 The Catholic Irish Free State was created as a self-
governing dominion of Britain when an Anglo-Irish treaty was
signed. 

1923 U.S. President Calvin Coolidge became the first
president to give a presidential address that was broadcast
on radio. 

1926 In Italy, Benito Mussolini introduced a tax on
bachelors. 

1947 Everglades National Park in Florida was dedicated by
U.S. President Truman. 

1957 AFL-CIO members voted to expel the International
Brotherhood of Teamsters. The Teamsters were readmitted in
1987. 

1957 America's first attempt at putting a satellite into
orbit failed when the satellite blew up on the launch pad at
Cape Canaveral, FL. 

1973 Gerald R. Ford was sworn in as the vice-president of
the United States after vice-president Spiro Agnew resigned.


1982 11 soldiers and 6 civilians were killed when a bomb
exploded in a pub in Ballykelly, Northern Ireland. The Irish
National Liberation Army was responsible for planting the
bomb. 

1983 In Jerusalem, a bomb planted on a bus exploded killing
six Israelis and wounding 44. 

1985 Congressional negotiators reached an agreement on a
deficit-cutting proposal that later became the Gramm-Rudman-
Hollings law. 

1989 The worst mass shooting in Canadian history occurred
when a man gunned down 14 women at the University of
Montreal's school of engineering. The man then killed
himself. 

1989 Egon Krenz resigned as leader of East Germany. 

1990 Iraq announced that it would release all its 2,000
foreign hostages. 

1990 U.S. Vice President Dan Quayle was enshrined in the
Little League Museum's Hall of Excellence. 

1992 Germany's primary political parties agreed to tighten
postwar asylum laws. 

1992 In India, thousands of Hindu extremists destroyed a
mosque. The following two months of Hindu-Muslim rioting
resulted in at least 2,000 people being killed. 

1993 Former priest James R. Porter was sentenced to 18 to 20
years in prison. Porter had admitted molesting 28 children
in the 1960s. 

1994 Orange County, CA, filed for bankruptcy protection due
to investment losses of about $2 billion. The county is one
of the richest in the U.S. and became the largest
municipality to file for bankruptcy. 

1997 A Russian Antonov 124 military transport crashed into a
residential area in Irkutsk, Russia, shortly after takeoff.
70 people were killed. 

1998 In Venezuela, former Lieutenant Colonel Hugo Chavez was
elected president. He had staged a bloody coup attempt
against the government six years earlier. 

1998 Astronauts aboard the space shuttle Endeavour connected
the first two building blocks of the international space
station in the shuttle cargo bay. 

2002 Winona Ryder was sentenced to 36 months of probation
and 480 hours of community service stemming from her
conviction for shoplifting from Saks Fifth Avenue. She was
also ordered to pay $10,000 in fines and restitution. 

2002 Officials released the detailed plans for a $4.7
million memorial commemorating Princess Diana. The large
oval fountain was planned to be constructed in London's Hyde
Park.
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