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Good Morning, !
Today is Friday, July 10
Time to wear a bit of red to show your support for the troops!

By the time you read this, I will be on the way to Calgary
to get injections into my eyeballs.

That means there won't be a Saturday, Sunday or Monday
issue. Tuesday I will be back.

Today, July 10
1938 Howard Hughes completed a 91 hour flight around 
the world.

Today's Bonehead Award:
Philadelphia father who 'made up' 
home invasion charged in 4-year-old 
son's shooting death

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_____________________________________________________ Never express yourself more clearly than you are able to think. --- Niels Bohr (1885 - 1962) _____________________________________________________ Airman Jones was assigned to the induction center, where he advised new recruits about their government benefits, especially their GI insurance. It wasn't long before Captain Smith noticed that Airman Jones was having a staggeringly high success-rate, selling insurance to nearly 100% of the recruits he advised. Rather than ask about this, the Captain stood in the back of the room and listened to Jones' sales pitch. Jones explained the basics of the GI Insurance to the new recruits, and then said: "If you have GI Insurance and go into battle and are killed, the government has to pay $200,000 to your beneficiaries. If you don't have GI insurance, and you go into battle and get killed, the government only has to pay a maximum of $6000. Now," he concluded, "which group do you think they are going to send into battle first?" _____________________________________________________ © Ruth DeFoor No shortage of Yellow Warblers this year. I saw 9 different ones this morning Drumheller Valley July 9th ___________________________________________________ MONEY It can buy a House But not a Home It can buy a Bed But not Sleep It can buy a Clock But not Time It can buy you a Book But not Knowledge It can buy you a Position But not Respect It can buy you Medicine But not Health It can buy you Blood But not Life So you see money isn't everything. And it often causes pain and suffering. I tell you this because I am your Friend, and as your Friend I want to take away your pain and suffering! So send me all your money and I will suffer for you! Cash only please. ___________________________________________________ An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD has been earned by Edward Williams, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, USA

Philadelphia father who 'made up' home invasion charged in 4-year-old son's shooting death

The father of a 4-year-old boy who was shot and killed inside their North Philadelphia home has been charged with a number of offenses including involuntary manslaughter. Twenty-eight-year-old Edward Williams was arraigned early Friday morning. Along with involuntary manslaughter, the multiple charges include corruption of minors, endangering the welfare of children, false report, and possession of instrument of crime with intent. His bail was set at $2 million. Philadelphia police said Williams fabricated a story that his son was shot during a home invasion at their residence on the 2100 block of North Lambert Street. Officers arrived to the home around 1 a.m. Thursday where they found Williams holding his 3-year-old child. The 4-year-old son was found in an upstairs bedroom unconscious and unresponsive. The child was taken to the hospital where he was pronounced dead. In a news conference on Thursday afternoon, police said Williams "made up" the home invasion story. They said it appeared the child found the gun in a closet, was curious, and decided to play with it. They said it appeared the 4-year-old shot himself with the gun. According to authorities, Williams was sleeping at this time. Police believe the 3-year-old sibling was present at the time of the shooting because he was the one who alerted Williams of what happened. Police said the weapon does not appear to be stolen, but it wasn't registered to the father. Police said Williams most likely fabricated the home invasion story because he had seven prior arrests and should not have been in possession of the firearm. The child's mother was at work at the time of the shooting, police said. Edward Williams is a felon with many gun related convictions and is not supposed to have a gun.

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Today July 10 in 
1609 The Catholic states in Germany set up a league under
the leadership of Maximillian of Bavaria.

1679 The British crown claimed New Hampshire as a royal

1778 In support of the American Revolution, Louis XVI
declared war on England.

1821 U.S. troops took possession of Florida. The territory
was sold by Spain.

1866 Edison P. Clark patented his indelible pencil.

1900 ‘His Master’s Voice’, was registered with the U.S.
Patent Office. The logo of the Victor Recording Company,
and later, RCA Victor, shows the dog, Nipper, looking into
the horn of a gramophone machine.

1910 W.R. Brookins became the first to fly an airplane at
an altitude of one mile.

1913 The highest temperature ever recorded in the U.S. was
134 degrees in Death Valley, CA.

1919 The Treaty of Versailles was hand delivered to the
U.S. Senate by President Wilson.

1925 The official news agency of the Soviet Union, TASS,
was established.

1928 George Eastman first demonstrated color motion

1938 Howard Hughes completed a 91 hour flight around the

1940 The 114-day Battle of Britain began during World War

1947 Saab introduced the Model 92 prototype as its first

1949 The first practical rectangular television was
presented. The picture tube measured 12 by 16 and sold for

1951 Armistice talks aimed at ending the Korean conflict
began at Kaesong.

1951 Sugar Ray Robinson was defeated for only the second
time in 133 fights as Randy Turpin took the middleweight

1953 American forces withdraw from Pork Chop Hill in Korea
after heavy fighting.

1962 The Telstar Communications satellite was launched.
The satellite relayed TV and telephone signals between
Europe and the U.S.

1962 Fred Baldasare swam the English Channel underwater.
It was a 42 miles and took 18 hours.

1973 Britain granted the Bahamas their independence after
three centuries of British colonial rule.

1985 Coca-Cola resumed selling the old formula of Coke, it
was renamed "Coca-Cola Classic." It was also announced
that they would continue to sell "New" Coke.

1991 Boris Yeltsin took the oath of office as the first
elected president of the Russian republic.

1991 U.S. President Bush lifted economic sanctions against
South Africa, citing its "profound transformation" toward
racial equality.

1997 Scientists in London said DNA from a Neanderthal
skeleton supported a theory that all humanity descended
from an "African Eve" 100,000 to 200,000 years ago.

1998 The U.S. military delivered the remains of Air Force
1st Lt. Michael Blassie to his family in St. Louis. He had
been placed in Arlington Cemetery's Tomb of the Unknown
1984. His identity had been confirmed with DNA tests.

2002 Peter Paul Rubens' painting "The Massacre of the
Innocents" sold for $76.2 million at Sotheby's.

2015 In South Carolina, the Confederate flag was removed
for the last time from the Capitol grounds and taken to a
state military museum.

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