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Good Morning, ! Today is Tuesday, August 3 ___________________________________________________ If you can spare a coin, PLEASE hit PayPal with it! ___________________________________________________ Arrest made in murder of 6-year-old Nyiah Courtney; father indicted in narcotics conspiracy ___________________________________________________ Today, August 3 in 1914 - Germany declared war on France. The next day World War I began when Britain declared war on Germany. ____________________________________________________ A person is never happy except at the price of some ignorance. --- Anatole France (1844 - 1924) The point of philosophy is to start with something so simple as not to seem worth stating, and to end with something so paradoxical that no one will believe it. --- Bertrand Russell (1872 - 1970), ____________________________________________________ The man entered the florist shop and ordered a bouquet of flowers to be delivered to his wife. When asked what he wanted on the card, he replied that no card was necessary as she'd know who they came from. Shortly after the flowers were delivered, the florist received a phone call from the wife asking who had sent the flowers. The florist told her that the sender requested no card be included. "Please, I've GOT to know WHO sent these flowers BEFORE my husband comes home for lunch!" ____________________________________________________ © ____________________________________________________ A southern woman was rushing to get ready for church. She ran frantically throughout her house, tore through her closet, threw her clothes over her head and ran out the door to her car. When she arrived at the church, she saw a man coming towards her. "Tell me," she panted in her southern drawl, "is mass out?" "Nope," the man replied, but yer hat's on crooked." ____________________________________________________ An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD has been earned by Marktwan Hargraves, 22, Waldorf, Maryland, USA Arrest made in murder of 6-year-old Nyiah Courtney; father indicted in narcotics conspiracy Authorities have made an arrest and announced charges in the murder of a 6-year-old girl who was gunned down earlier this month in Southeast D.C. in a killing that sent shockwaves through the community. Contee said police arrested 22-year-old Marktwan Hargraves of Waldorf and charged him with Second Degree Murder while Armed. He was arrested inside of a Southeast D.C. apartment. Contee added that Hargraves was "no stranger to the criminal justice system." Contee also announced that the work of the city’s Violence Reduction Unit – which focuses on high impact areas of violence in the District – led to the arrests of 16 individuals who are in custody and face charges of narcotics conspiracy in federal U.S. District Court. Contee said the unit recovered over a dozen firearms, cocaine, heroin and other drugs as part of its operation and said more arrests are expected in the area near where Courtney was murdered. Contee also confirmed at the press conference that Courtney’s father was one of those indicted in the operation. "We want to make it very clear – you may not always see it. But the investigations are happening and we believe this will make our community safer," said D.C. Mayor Muriel Bowser.
DearWebby's tech support pits From:Vicki Re: how to make categories in hotmail DearWebby How do I make categories in my Hotmail? Vicki Dear Vicki Create a category Select an email message or calendar event and right-click. From the Categorize menu, select New category. Type a name for your category, and then, if you want, choose a color by clicking the category icon. Press Enter. The category is created and applied to the items you've selected. Have FUN! DearWebby
A very zealous soul-winning young preacher recently came upon a farmer working in his field. Being concerned about the farmer's soul the preacher asked the man, "Are you laboring in the vineyard of the Lord my good man?" Not even looking at the preacher and continuing his work the farmer replied, "Naw, these are soybeans." "You don't understand," said the preacher. "Are you a Christian?" With the same amount of interest as his previous answer the farmer said, "Nope my name is Jones. You must be lookin for Jim Christian. He lives a mile south of here." The young determined preacher tried again asking the farmer, "Are you lost?" "Naw! I've lived here all my life," answered the farmer. "Are you prepared for the resurrection?" the frustrated preacher asked. This caught the farmer's attention and he asked, "When's it gonna be?" Thinking he had accomplished something the young preacher replied, "It could be today, tomorrow, or the next day." Taking a handkerchief from his back pocket and wiping his brow, the farmer remarked, "Well, don't mention it to my wife. She don't get out much and she'll wanna go all three days."
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Miss Jones had been giving her second-grade students a
lesson on science. She had explained about magnets and
showed how they would pick up nails and other bits of iron.
Now it was question time and she asked, "My name begins
with the letter 'M' and I pick up things. What am I?"

A little boy on the front row said, "You're a mother!"

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A film crew was on location deep in the desert. One day an
old Indian went up to the director and said, "Tomorrow
rain."
The next day it rained. A week later, the Indian went up to
the director and said, "Tomorrow storm."
The next day there was a hailstorm. "This Indian is
incredible," said the director. He told his secretary to
hire the Indian to predict the weather for the remaining of
the shoot. However, after several successful predictions,
the old Indian didn't show up for two weeks.

Finally the director sent for him. "I have to shoot a big
scene tomorrow," said the director, "and I'm depending on
you. What will the weather be like?"

The Indian shrugged his shoulders. "Don't know," he said.
"My TV got repossessed."

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Q: Why don't men have a mid-life crisis?
A: They go straight from adolescence to childhood.

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Today, August 3, in
1492 - Christopher Columbus left Palos, Spain with three
ships. The voyage led him to what is now known as the
Americas. He reached the Bahamas on October 12.

1750 - Christopher Dock completed the first book of
teaching methods. It was titled "A Simple and Thoroughly
Prepared School Management."

1777 - During the Siege of Fort Stanwix the first U.S. flag
was officially flown during battle.

1900 - Firestone Tire & Rubber Co. was founded.

1914 - Germany declared war on France. The next day World
War I began when Britain declared war on Germany.

1922 - WGY radio in Schenectady, NY, presented the first
full-length melodrama on radio. The work was "The Wolf",
written by Eugene Walter.

1923 - Calvin Coolidge was sworn in as the 30th president
of the U.S. after the sudden death of President Harding.

1933 - The Mickey Mouse Watch was introduced for the price
of $2.75.

1936 - The U.S. State Department advised Americans to leave
Spain due to the Spanish Civil War.

1943 - Gen. George S. Patton verbally abused and slapped a
private. Later, Gen. Dwight D. Eisenhower ordered him to
apologize for the incident.

1956 - Bedloe's Island had its name changed to Liberty
Island.

1958 - The Nautilus became the first vessel to cross the
North Pole underwater. The mission was known as "Operation
Sunshine."

1979 - "More American Graffiti" was released.

1981 - U.S. traffic controllers with PATCO, the
Professional Air Traffic Controllers Organization, went on
strike. They were fired just as U.S. President Reagan had
warned.

1985 - Mail service returned to a nudist colony in Paradise
Lake, FL. Residents promised that they'd wear clothes or
stay out of sight when the mailperson came to deliver.

1988 - The Iran-Contra hearings ended. No ties were made
between U.S. President Reagan and the Nicaraguan Rebels.

1988 - The Soviet Union released Mathias Rust. He had been
taken into custody on May 28, 1987 for landing a plane in
Moscow's Red Square.

1990 - Thousands of Iraqi troops pushed within a few miles
of the border of Saudi Arabia. This heightened world
concerns that the invasion of Kuwait could spread.

1992 - The U.S. Senate voted to restrict and eventually end
the testing of nuclear weapons.

1992 - Russia and Ukraine agreed to put the Black Sea Fleet
under joint command. The agreement was to last for three
years.

1995 - Eyad Ismoil was flown from Jordan to the U.S. to
face charges that he had driven the van that blew up in New
York's World Trade Center.

2004 - In New York, the Statue of Liberty re-opened to the
public. The site had been closed since the terrorist
attacks on the U.S. on September 11, 2001.

2004 - NASA launched the spacecraft Messenger. The 6 1/2
year journey was planned to arrive at the planet Mercury in
March 2011. On April 30, 2015, Messenger crashed into the
surface of Mercury after sending back more than 270,000
pictures.

2009 - Bolivia became the first South American country to
declare the right of indigenous people to govern
themselves.

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