Good Morning, !

Today is Tuesday, December 11

Thursday night will be the best night for watching falling stars.
The Geminid Meteor shower peaks Thursday night around midnight
with about 120 falling stars per hour. Dress warmly and set up a
lawn chair facing South or South-West. 
The Geminids come in high up, no obstructions along the horizon
interfering. As long as it does not snow in your area, you should
see lots of them!

Have FUN!
Dearwebby

Today's Bonehead Award: 
Wyoming man, woman make 900-mile drive with 
children in trunk, dogs in back seat

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Today, December 11 in
1894 The world's first motor show opened in Paris 
with nine exhibitors. 
More of today in history at History
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Economics is extremely useful as a form of employment 
for economists.
--- John Kenneth Galbraith (1908 - 2006)

Don't worry about people stealing an idea. If it's original, 
you will have to ram it down their throats.
--- Howard Aiken (1900 - 1973) 

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What's the Heirloom Christmas Book about?

It is a BIG e-book with all the stories, that your great
grandmother recited or read to your grandmother, when she
was a kid. I want these stories to be preserved.

You may know what it is about, when somebody mentions
"bittersweet love like in 'The Gift Of The Magi',"
but with today's education, your kids or even their teachers,
probably don't know. So I collected these classics and put
them all together into one e-book.

This book of Christmas Stories is a cultural treasure, that should
be passed on to our descendants. Since it is in e-book format,
you can put it onto a CD for each kid, and fill the rest of the
CD with family pictures and other keepsakes,
making it a true heirloom.

I have produced a smaller version last year. This final
edition has more stories and illustrations, but I kept the
price down to the same $10.

The Heirloom Christmas Book also makes a nice
Christmas gift!


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A teacher was taking her first golf lesson. "Is the word spelled
'put' or 'putt'?" she asked the instructor.

"'Putt' is correct," he replied. "'Put' means to place a thing
where you want it. 'Putt' means a vain attempt to do the same thing.

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A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, "Would you
like to dance?"

The girl says, "I don't like this song, but even if I did, I
wouldn't dance with you."

The guy says, "I'm sorry, you must have misunderstood me, 
I said you look fat in those pants."

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An American tourist was visiting in the Netherlands. During his
stay in Amsterdam his watch stopped running. He asked one of the
locals where he could get his watch fixed. The tourist was guided
to the Jewish section of town. He was then directed toward a shop
that had clocks displayed in the window. The American tourist
entered the shop. Inside, behind a desk, sat an elderly Jewish
man with a full beard.

TOURIST: Hello.

JEWISH MAN: Hello.

TOURIST: I came here to have my watch fixed.

JEWISH MAN: Sorry, I don't fix watches. I am a Mohel.

TOURIST: What's a Mohel?

JEWISH MAN: A Mohel is a Jewish Man who performs ritual 
circumcisions.

TOURIST: Ritual circumcisions! But why do you have all 
those clocks in the window?!

JEWISH MAN: So what you want me to have in my window?

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Sent by Trish



Storm picture by 
Ricky Pool in Bendigo Victoria Australia
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD 
has been earned by

Michael J. Fee, 63,
Amber L. Freudenstein, 31,
Casper, 
Wyoming

Wyoming man, woman make 900-mile drive with 
children in trunk, dogs in back seat

A man and woman admitted in court they drove from Arizona to
Wyoming with two children in the trunk of their car.

Sixty-three-year-old Michael J. Fee and 31-year-old Amber L.
Freudenstein each pleaded guilty Thursday to two misdemeanor
counts of child endangerment.

The Casper Star-Tribune reports Circuit Judge Steven Brown
sentenced each to 30 days in jail. Fee is from Peoria, Arizona,
and Freudenstein is from Tempe, Arizona.

Sheriff's office officials say a third party told them the
children reported riding in the trunk for much of the 900-mile
drive while two German shepherds sat in the back seat.

Fee said in court there was not enough room for everyone so the
children were relegated to the trunk. Court documents show the
children are about 6 and 10 years old.

 I tried to make things as safe as I could for them,  he said.
 It wasn't anything malicious. 



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A bad joke bonehead award goes to a Texas rancher who 
depreciated 15 to 20 animals, something only allowed if the 
animals are used in breeding who, when asked by the 
IRS agent at an audit, "I presume you breed these animals?" 
replied that he didn't, giving his accountant a heart attack.  

But then, after a pregnant pause, continued, 
"I've got a bull for that."



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Everybody's heard of the Air Force's ultra-high-security, 
super-secret base in Nevada, known simply as "Area 51?" 

Late one afternoon, the Air Force folks out at Area 51 were 
very surprised to see a Cessna landing at their "secret" base. 
They immediately impounded the aircraft and hauled the pilot 
into an interrogation room. 

The pilot's story was that he took off from Vegas, got lost, 
and spotted the Base just as he was about to run out of fuel. 
The Air Force started a full FBI background check on the 
pilot and held him overnight during the investigation. 

By the next day, they were finally convinced that the pilot 
really was lost and wasn't a spy.  They fueled up his airplane, 
gave him a terrifying "you-did-not-see-a-base" briefing, 
complete with threats of spending the rest of his life in 
prison, told him Vegas was that-a-way on such-and-such 
a heading, and sent him on his way. 

The next day, to the total disbelief of the Air Force, the 
same Cessna showed up again. Once again, the MP's surrounded 
the plane...only this time there were two people inside. 

The same pilot jumped out and said, "Do anything you want 
to me, but my wife is in the plane and you have to tell her 
where I was last night!" 

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If you ARE interested in Area 51, head up Interstate 15 from
Las Vegas towards Utah, hang a left at Highway 93, turn left at
Extraterrestrial Highway, yes it's really called that!, 
about 40 Miles to 51 Road on the left. If you don't get stopped, 
about half an hour down that road is Area 51.

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Amazing Images: The Best Science Photos of the Week.

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Thanks to John for this story:
I made the decision to finally do something about the 600
pounds I'm carrying on my 5'4" frame.  So, I headed down to
the local sports shoe store and was just amazed at the
tremendous selection of different shoes.  Flat arch, high
arch, over-pronator, neutral-pronator, under-pronator . . . my
God!

I finally selected a pair and, as I was trying 'em on, I asked
the saleslady, "What's this little pocket thing on the side for?"

She said, "Oh, that's to carry spare change so you can call
a cab when you've jogged too far."

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Thanks to Marion for this:
Women's Lament:

The nice men are ugly.

The handsome men are not nice.

The handsome and nice men are gay.

The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married.

The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men, have
no money.

The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men with
money think we are only after their money.

The handsome men without money are after our money.

The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat
heterosexual, don't think we are beautiful enough.

The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual,
somewhat nice and have money, are cowards.

The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and
have some money and thank God are heterosexual, are shy
and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!!

And yet, WOMEN are the CONFUSED sex???

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What's so confusing with clear guidelines like that?
Make the first move and get on with life!

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Wendy tried to sell her old car. She was having a lot of
problems selling it, because the car had 250,000 miles on it.
One day, she told her problem to Paul her good friend.

Paul told her, "There is a possibility to make the car easier
to sell, but it's not legal."

"That doesn't matter," replied Wendy, "if I only can sell the
car."

"Okay," said Paul. "Here is the address of a friend of mine.
He owns a car repair shop. Tell him I sent you and he will
turn the counter in your car back to 50,000 miles. Then it
should not be a problem to sell your car anymore."

The following weekend, Wendy made the trip to the mechanic.

About one month after that, Paul asked Wendy, "Did you sell
your car?"

"No," replied Wendy, "why should I? It only has 50,000 miles on
it."

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Today December 11 in
1719 The first recorded sighting of the aurora borealis took
place in New England. 

1769 Edward Beran of London patented venetian blinds. 

1792 France's King Louis XVI went before the Convention, which
had replaced the National Assembly, to face charges of treason.
He was convicted and condemned and was sent to the guillotine the
following January. 

1844 Dr. Horace Wells became the first person to have a tooth
extracted after receiving an anesthetic for the dental procedure.
Nitrous Oxide, or laughing gas, was the anesthetic. 

1872 Pinckney Benton Stewart Pinchback became America's first
black governor when he took office as acting governor of
Louisiana. 

1882 Boston's Bijou Theater had its first performance. It was the
first American playhouse lit exclusively by electricity. 

1894 The world's first motor show opened in Paris with nine
exhibitors. 

1928 In Buenos Aires, police thwarted an attempt on the life of
President-elect Herbert Hoover. 

1930 The Bank of the United States in New York failed. 

1936 Britain's King Edward VIII abdicated in order to marry
American Wallis Warfield Simpson. He became the Duke of Windsor. 

1937 The Fascist Council in Rome, withdrew Italy from the League
of Nations. 

1941 Germany and Italy declared war on the United States. The U.S
in turn declared war on the two countries. 

1946 The United Nations International Children's Emergency Fund
(UNICEF) was established by the U.N. General Assembly. The fund
provides relief to children in countries devastated by war. 

1961 The first direct American military support for South Vietnam
occurred when a U.S. aircraft carrier carrying Army helicopters
arrived in Saigon. 

1967 The prototype of the Concorde was shown for the first time
in Toulouse, France. 

1973 West German Chancellor Willy Brandt and Czech Prime Minister
Lubomir Strougal formally nullified the 1938 Munich pact when
they signed a treaty sanctioning Hitler's seizure of
Czechoslovakia's Sudetenland. 

1980 U.S. President Jimmy Carter signed into law legislation
creating $1.6 billion environmental "superfund" that would be
used to pay for cleaning up chemical spills and toxic waste
dumps. 

1981 Muhammad Ali fought his last fight. He lost his 61st fight
to Trevor Berbick. 

1985 General Electric Company agreed to buy RCA Corporation for
$6.3 billion. Also included in the deal was NBC Radio and
Television. 

1986 The government of South Africa expanded its media
restrictions by imposing prior censorship and banning coverage of
a wide range of peaceful anti-apartheid protests. 

1987 Charlie Chaplin's trademark cane and bowler hat were sold at
Christie's for œ82,500. 

1988 62 people were killed in a Mexico City marketplace when tons
of illegal fireworks exploded. 

1990 Ivana Trump was divorced from Donald Trump after 12 years of
marriage. 

1991 Salman Rushdie, under an Islamic death sentence for
blasphemy, made his first public appearance since 1989 in New
York, at a dinner marking the 200th anniversary of the First
Amendment (which guarantees freedom of speech in the U.S.). 

1994 Thousands of Russian troops, armored columns and jets
entered Chechnya. The move by Moscow was an effort to restore
control in the breakaway republic. 

1994 The world's largest free trade zone was created when leaders
of 34 Western Hemisphere nations signed a free-trade declaration
known as "The Miami Process." 

1996 In Crystal City, VA, "The Art of the Toy" opened. The
exhibit was at the Patent and Trademark Office Museum. 

1997 Sinn Fein leader Gerry Adams became the first political ally
of the IRA to meet a British leader in 76 years. He conferred
with Prime Minister Tony Blair in London. 

1997 More than 270 Tutsi refugees from the Democratic Republic of
Congo were killed by Juto guerillas in Mudende, Rwanda. 

1997 More than 150 countries agreed at a global warming
conference in Kyoto, Japan, to control the Earth's "greenhouse
gases." 

1998 Scientists announced that they had deciphered the entire
genetic blueprint of a tiny worm. 

1998 The Mars Climate Orbiter blasted off on a nine-month journey
to the Red Planet. However, the probe disappeared in September of
1999, apparently destroyed because scientists had failed to
convert English measures to metric values. 

1998 Majority Republicans on the House Judiciary Committee pushed
through three articles of impeachment against U.S. President
Clinton. 

2000 Mario Lemeiux, owner of Pittsburgh Penquins, announced that
he would end his three-plus year retirement and become an active
National Hockey League (NHL) player again. When Lemieux returned
officially he became the first owner/player in NHL history. 

2001 U.S. Attorney General Ashcroft announced the first federal
indictment directly related to the terrorist attacks on the
United States on September 11, 2001. Zacarias Moussaoui was
charged with six conspiracy charges. Moussaoui was in custody at
the time of the attacks. 

2001 Ted Turner purchased 12,000 acres in Nebraska for Bison
ranches. 

2001 It was announced that U.S. President George W. Bush would
withdraw the U.S. from the 1972 Anti-Ballistic Missile Treaty
with Russia. 

2001 Federal agents seized computers in 27 U.S. cities as part of
"Operation Buccaneer." The raids were used to gain evidence
against an international software piracy ring. 

2009 The game Angry Birds was released. 

2013 Standard & Poors announced that Facebook would join its S&P
500 index "after the close of trading on December 20." 

2018  smiled.

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