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Today is Friday, October 21
Time to wear a bit of red to show your support for the troops!

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Todays Bonehead Award:
58-year-old woman beats rapist with crowbar, 
knocks him unconscious
Details at Boneheads
Today, October 21, in 
1918 Margaret Owen set a typing speed record of 170 words 
per minute on a manual typewriter. 
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______________________________________________________ I'm not sure I want popular opinion on my side -- I've noticed those with the most opinions often have the fewest facts. --- Bethania McKenstry ______________________________________________________ If you like the Humor Letter, please vote! ______________________________________________________ A guy goes to the psychiatrist. "Doctor," says the guy, "I feel as if I'm two different people! Two totally different personalities. Do you think I need help? Can you help me? Am I doing the right thing seeing a psychiatrist?" "Whoah! Whoah! Whoah!" says the doc. "Please, one at a time." ______________________________________________________ 2017 Launch Flash Sale MTP $29.99 ______________________________________________________ >From Edison As we stood in formation at the Pensacola Naval Air Station, our Flight Instructor said, "All right! All you worthless morons fall out!" As the rest of the squad wandered away, I remained standing at attention. The Instructor walked over until he was eye-to-eye with me, and then raised a single eyebrow. I smiled and said, "Sure were a lot of 'em, huh sir?" ______________________________________________________ From FB ______________________________________________________
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______________________________________________________ Reported by the Bausell Sailor An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD has been earned by Dorval Grice, 30, Chicago, Illinois 58-year-old woman beats rapist with crowbar, knocks him unconscious A 58-year-old woman was able to defend herself during a sexual assault by beating her attacker with a crowbar and knocking him unconscious. Dorval Grice, the woman’s longtime neighbor, has been charged with home invasion and aggravated criminal sexual assault. Prosecutors said the woman was sleeping in her Chicago home Monday when Grice, 30, broke in through an unlatched living room window, according to DNAinfo The woman woke up to Grice pulling her hair and demanding sex. Prosecutors said when the woman refused his demands, he punched her in the head several times, pulled off her underwear and forced himself on her. The woman was able to break free and beat Grice in the head with a mug she was able to grab from her nightstand. She then reached for a crowbar that she keeps nearby for protection and beat him unconscious, according to prosecutors. The woman called 911, and police arrived to find her covered in blood. She was taken to a nearby hospital for evaluation. Grice is being held on $250,000 bail. ______________________________________________________ Tech Support Pits From: Robert Re: Mailwasher on cell phone Dear Webby, does mailwasher have version to work with a cell phone (Android)? Robert Dear Robert Yes, sure. They even have an app for Android. Basically, MailWasher works on the server level, and cleans the mail up there, without downloading more than the header. With your widdle Android Pokemon-Chaser that is quite important! MailWasher users have enjoyed that benefit since the mid 90's. We don't download the crap and THEN wash it. We let MailWasher wash it on the server. You get a safe digest of what is up on the server, with anything suspicious already marked for deleting. It exposes hidden, underlying addreses and helps you make quick decisions. You can additionally make filters to override all that helpfulness. For example, if aunt Martha often mixes up Vinegar and the stuff mentioned in spam, you can mark her as a Friend, or even make a filter to safeguard her entire family. You can use all the regular expressions in filters, like and, and not, and not but if, and-or, etc. And you do it all with pull-down selectors. It is quite civilized and has been around for about 20 years now. Mailwasher also has a recycle bin. You can rescue deleted mails from there. Have FUN! DearWebby From Bella, a classic I have not printed for years: The fragrance department of a major New York City store where I shop is always pushing the latest scents. Attractive models move about the floor offering to spray customers with the newest bouquet. One day, outside the store's restaurant, a model sprayed two women who had just finished their lunch. When one woman com- mented that the perfume was too strong, the model replied, "The fragrance will be softer once it dries and the alcohol wears off." "See!" her friend chided. "I told you not to have that second drink."
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Daily tip from Choosing Storage Containers By ShirleyE [107 Posts, 66 Comments] I am a naturally untidy and disorganised person and this one tip makes a huge difference to the state of my cupboards shelves and drawers: Never impulse buy a storage container, whether it's for food, finances, crafts, shoes, nuts and bolts or toys. You know how it is, you finally decide it's about time you sorted out your mess, so with great enthusiasm you hit the shops and come home with cute stylish, neat or innovative storage solutions only to find they don't fit in the cupboard or on the shelf Take time to measure your spaces, write down the measurements and take them with you to the store together with a tape measure. Buy only containers that are going to fit the space rather than how they look and your surroundings will be 10 times more manageable and easier to keep tidy once you are sorted.
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At one point in my life I had considered joining the Baptist Church. For those of you who don't know, the Baptists practice total body immersion to baptize a person. Luckily I even knew a minister in that faith, since I was dating his daughter and it was her idea to start out with. I asked him if he would consider performing the service. He paused a minute or two, gave me a long thoughtful look and said, "Well, if you're serious about this, a dipping just won't do it for you. We'll have to find a place to anchor you overnight."
car soccer game
____________________________________________________ The teller had just been robbed for the third time by the same man, and was being asked by a police officer if she had noticed anything specific about the criminal. "Well, yes," said the teller. "He appears to be better dressed each time." ____________________________________________________ Laura's husband, Ron, was called into his bank to discuss his accounts. "Your finances are in terrible shape," the banker stated. "Your checking account is overdrawn, your loan is overdue." "Yes, I know." said Ron. "It's my wife Laura, she is out of control." "Why do you allow your wife to spend more money than you have ?" asked the banker. "Frankly," replied Ron with a deep sigh, "because I'd rather argue with you than with her." ____________________________________________________
What an imagination! Realistic pumpkin carvings.
Today on October 21 in
1797 "Old Ironsides," the U.S. Navy frigate Constitution, was
launched in Boston's harbor. 

1805 The Battle of Trafalgar occurred off the coast of Spain.
The British defeated the French and Spanish fleet. 

1849 The first tattooed man, James F. O’Connell, was put on
exhibition at the Franklin Theatre in New York City, NY. 

1858 The Can-Can was performed for the first time in Paris. 

1879 Thomas Edison invented the electric incandescent lamp.
It would last 13 1/2 hours before it would burn out. 

1917 The first U.S. soldiers entered combat during World War
I near Nancy, France. 

1918 Margaret Owen set a typing speed record of 170 words per
minute on a manual typewriter. 

1925 The photoelectric cell was first demonstrated at the
Electric Show in New York City, NY. 

1925 The U.S. Treasury Department announced that it had fined
29,620 people for prohibition (of alcohol) violations. 

1944 During World War II, the German city of Aachen was
captured by U.S. troops. 

1945 Women in France were allowed to vote for the first time.

1950 Chinese forces invaded Tibet. 

1959 The Guggenheim Museum was opened to the public in New
York. The building was designed by Frank Lloyd Wright. 

1967 Thousands of demonstrators marched in Washington, DC, in
opposition to the Vietnam War. 

1983 The Pentagon reported that 2,000 Marines were headed to
Grenada to protect and evacuate Americans living there. 

1991 Jesse Turner, an American hostage in Lebanon, was
released after nearly five years of being imprisoned. 

1994 North Korea and the U.S. signed an agreement requiring
North Korea to halt its nuclear program and agree to

2003 The U.S. Senate voted to ban what was known as partial
birth abortions. 

2003 North Korea rejected U.S. President George W. Bush's
offer of a written pledge not to attack in exchange for the
communist nation agreeing to end its nuclear weapons program.

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