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Today's Bonehead Award: 
Florida man asks cops to arrest him 
for child porn

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Today, November 16 in
1869 The Suez Canal opened in Egypt, 
linking the Mediterranean and the Red sea. 
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The thing that impresses me the most about America is the 
way parents obey their children.
--- King Edward VIII (1894 - 1972)  

I once said cynically of a politician, 'He'll doublecross 
that bridge when he comes to it.'
--- Oscar Levant (1906 - 1972)

 There is no nonsense so gross that society will not, at some
time,  make a doctrine of it and defend it with every weapon of
communal  stupidity.
 --- Robertson Davies
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>From Carol
My husband brought our three young children down the
long hall of the maternity ward, pausing to let them wave
in each doorway at the new mothers cuddling bundles.
At my room, he beckoned them in and introduced them
to their new brother.

Five-year-old Katrina gingerly fingered the baby's thick
red hair that the nurse had brushed and oiled into a fat top
curl. She inspected his little feet, admired his tiny ears, and
planted kisses on his dimpled elbow. But her coos stopped
short at his wrist.

Drawing back, she pointed at the identification bracelet and
frowned, "Look, Mommy. They left the price tag on!"

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"George is so forgetful," the sales manager complained
to his secretary. "It's a wonder he can sell and I'm not
sure he'll even remember to come back."

Just then the door flew open, and in bounced George.

"You'll never guess what happened!" he shouted.
"While I was at lunch, I met Old Man Brown, who hasn't
bought anything from us for five years. Well, we got to
talking and he gave me this half-million dollar order!"

"See," sighed the sales manager to his secretary. "I told
you he'd forget the sandwiches."

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A reporter from New York was visiting an old colleague who 
now edited a newspaper in a tiny Vermont town. 
"I don't see how you do it," the NY reporter said. 
"How can you drum up interest in the news when everybody in 
town knows what everybody else is doing?" 

"Sure they know," the editor said, 
"but they read the paper to see who got caught at it." 

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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD 
has been earned by

Cory Hinsch, 24, 
Pensacola,
Floriduh

Florida man asks cops to arrest him 
for child porn

A Florida man walked into a Pensacola police precinct and asked
to be arrested for downloading images of child porn onto his
phone, cops say.

Cory Hinsch, 24, walked into the police station Friday afternoon
and told a front desk officer that he  needed to be taken to jail
because he had downloaded child pornography on his cell phone, 
according to a November 9 Pensacola Police Department report.

Hinsch then  placed his cell phone up to the glass at the
counter  and displayed an illicit image of a young girl that was
stored on the phone.

During a subsequent interview with investigators, Hinsch
reportedly admitted downloading the child porn images from the
 dark web  via a  Tor browser app  on his phone.

A police examination of Hinsch's phone revealed two images of
young girls engaging in sexual activity.

Hinsch was arrested on two counts of possession of child
pornography. He was booked into the Escambia County jail, where
he remained locked up until Tuesday, when he posted $10,000 bond.

Bill
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Dear Webby
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support groups because I hate to always be bothering you. I
should have asked you first. Your solution works like a charm.

Thank you.

Bill

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According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while 
both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer 
each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of 
winter, usually late November to mid-December. 
Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth
in the spring. 

Therefore, according to every historical rendition depicting 
Santa's reindeer, every single one of them - from Rudolph to 
Blitzen - had to be a girl. 

We should've known. 
Only women would be able to drag a fat man in a red velvet 
suit all around the world in one night, not ask for directions, 
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After the fall in Garden of Eden, Adam was walking with his 
sons Cain and Abel. They passed by the ruins of the Garden 
of Eden. One of the boys asked, "What's that?" 

Adam replied, "Boys, that's where your mother ate us out of 
house and home." 

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everyone what their number is. 

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 I've never flown before, said the nervous
old lady to the pilot.  You will bring me
down safely, won't you?

 All I can say ma'am,  said the pilot,  is
that I've never left anyone up there yet! 

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An angel suddenly appears at a faculty meeting and tells 
the dean of the college that, in return for his unselfish 
and exemplary behavior, he will be given his choice of 
infinite wealth, wisdom or beauty. Without hesitating, 
the dean selects infinite wisdom. 
"Done!" says the angel and disappears in a cloud of 
smoke and a bolt of lightning. 

Now, all heads turn toward the dean, who sits surrounded 
by a faint halo of light. At length, one of his colleagues 
whispers, "Say something wise." 
The dean looks at them and says, 
"I should have taken the money."




Today November 17 in
1558 Elizabeth I ascended the English throne upon the death of
Queen Mary Tudor. 

1603 Sir Walter Raleigh went on trial for treason. 

1796 Catherine the Great of Russia died at the age of 67. 

1798 Irish nationalist leader Wolfe Tone committed suicide while
in jail awaiting execution. 

1869 The Suez Canal opened in Egypt, linking the Mediterranean
and the Red sea. 

1880 The first three British female graduates received their
Bachelor of Arts degrees from London University. 

1903 Russia's Social Democrats officially split into two groups
Bolsheviks and Mensheviks. 

1904 The first underwater submarine journey was taken, from
Southampton, England, to the Isle of Wight. 

1913 The steamship Louise became the first ship to travel through
the Panama Canal. 

1913 In Germany, Kaiser Wilhelm banned the armed forces from
dancing the tango. 

1922 Siberia voted for union with the U.S.S.R. 

1968 NBC cut away from the final minutes of a New York Jets-
Oakland Raiders game to begin a TV special, "Heidi," on schedule.
The Raiders came from behind to beat the Jets 43-32. 

1970 The Soviet Union landed an unmanned, remote-controlled
vehicle on the moon, the Lunokhod 1. The vehicle was released by
Luna 17. 

1973 U.S. President Nixon told an Associated Press managing
editors meeting in Orlando, FL, "people have got to know whether
or not their president is a crook. Well, I'm not a crook." 

1979 Iran's Ayatollah Khomeini ordered the release of 13 female
and black American hostages being held at the U.S. Embassy in
Tehran. 

1988 Benazir Bhutto became the first woman leader of an Islamic
country. She was elected in the first democratic elections in
Pakistan in 11 years. 

1990 A mass grave was discovered by the bridge over the River
Kwai in Thailand. The bodies were believed to be those of World
War II prisoners of war. 

1990 The Soviet government agreed to change the country's
constitution. 

1997 62 people were killed by 6 Islamic militants outside the
Temple of Hatshepsut in Luxor, Egypt. The attackers were killed
by police. 

1997 Mario Lemieux was voted into the NHL Hall of Fame. 

2001 "Toys "R" Us Times Square The Center of the Toy Universe"
opened in New York City. 

2006 Sony's PlayStation 3 went on sale in the United States. 

2010 Reasearchers trapped 38 antihydrogen atoms. It was the first
time humans had trapped antimatter. 

2018  smiled.


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