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Today, November 20 in 
1995 Princess Diana admitted being unfaithful to Prince Charles
in an interview that was broadcast on BBC Television.
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Teens father tenderizes and holds 
peeping Tom for police
                     
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The trouble with facts is that there are so many of them.
--- Samuel McChord Crothers

Feeling gratitude without expressing it is like wrapping
a gift and not giving it. 
--- William Arthur Ward 
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An Irishman by the name of Paul McLean moves into a tiny 
hamlet in County Kerry, walks into the pub and promptly 
orders three beers. The bartender raises his eyebrows, but 
serves the man three beers, which he drinks quietly at a table, 
alone.

An hour later, the man has finished the three beers and 
orders three more. This happens yet again. The next evening 
the man again orders and drinks three beers at a time, several 
times. Soon the entire town is whispering about the Man Who 
Orders Three Beers.

Finally, a week later, the bartender broaches the subject on 
behalf of the town. "I don't mean to pry, but folks around 
here are wondering why you always order three beers."

"'Tis odd, isn't it?" the man replies. "You see, I have two 
brothers, and one went to America, and the other to 
Australia. We promised each other that we would always 
order an extra two beers whenever we drank as a way 
of keeping up the family bond."

The bartender and the whole town was pleased with this 
answer, and soon the Man Who Orders Three Beers 
became a local celebrity and source of pride to the hamlet, 
even to the extent that out-of-towners would come to 
watch him drink.

Then, one day, the man comes in and orders only two 
beers. The bartender pours them with a heavy heart. 

This continues for the rest of the evening -- he orders 
only two beers. Word flies around town. Prayers are 
offered for the soul of one of the brothers.

The next day, the bartender says to the man, "Folks 
around here, me first of all, want to offer condolences 
to you for the death of your brother. You know -- 
the two beers and all..."

The man ponders this for a moment, then replies, 
"You'll be happy to hear that my two brothers are 
alive and well. It's just that my wife became a baptist 
and ordered me to stop drinking." 

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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD
has been earned by 

Mark Lawson,
62,
Wichita,
Kansas

Teens father tenderizes and holds 
peeping Tom for police

A Kansas man who was allegedly looking into a teenage girl's
window got a brutal shock when her father took him to the
ground.

Wichita dad Brad Morgan jumped into action after his teenage
daughter told him she heard a noise right outside her bedroom
window on the night of Nov. 6.

Once outside, the dad says he found a man in the family's
backyard, leering into the young girl's room.

Things quickly went downhill for the alleged creep, who police
identified as 62-year-old Mark Lawson.

The suspect is reportedly a neighbor of the family.

According to the family, this isn't the first time Lawson was
busted creeping around the home, KWCH reported.

Previously, the 62-year-old allegedly claimed he was merely
looking for his dog.

his time, however, Lawson's alleged presence in the backyard
was too much.

After his daughter told him about the noise, Morgan says he
charged into the backyard to find the suspect hovering roughly
an inch away from her bedroom window.

In Morgan's mind, there was no question about the suspect's
motives.

 I caught him and he was just standing there, so he was about
an inch away from my daughter's window,  Morgan told KSNW.

Morgan confronted the man, and the encounter eventually
escalated into a scuffle.

The dad says he wrestled the alleged creep to the ground and
held him down after a short struggle.

 It was like a fight, you know, a fight for my life there for a
minute,  Morgan said.

Police arrived 15 minutes later, meaning the suspect could have
been long gone had this dad chosen not to act.

It didn't take long for officers to place the pinned man under
arrest.

Lawson was hit with a list of charges, including criminal
trespass, aggravated assault, battery, breach of privacy and
sexual exploitation of a child.

Fortunately for the suspect, this dad didn't come out with a
loaded firearm.

After being taught a lesson by an angry dad, however, the
suspect will hopefully think twice before doing this sort of
thing again.



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A father found his small son looking very unhappy. 
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An elderly woman had just returned to her home from an evening
worship service and was startled to find an intruder in her
house. Catching the man in the act of burglarizing her home,
she yelled, "Stop! Acts 2:38!"

(Repent and be baptized, every one of you, in the name of
Jesus Christ so that your sins may be forgiven).

As the burglar stopped dead in his tracks, the woman calmly
called the police and explained what she had done. Shortly,
several officers arrived and took the man into custody.

As he was placing the handcuffs on the burglar, one of the
officers asked "Why did you just stand there? Was it her a
Bible quote ?"

"Bible Quote???" replied the burglar.
"She said she had an AXE and TWO 38's!

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Some people's appliances!!
A Wales woman in Llanelli, Dyfed had to call emergency
services from her mobile phone when her washing machine
pinned her against the sink. In a slick move, the machine,
running on vibrations, slowly slid across the kitchen floor
until it completed its destiny and she was pinned for the
count.

And what says the washing machine?
It wouldn't respond to reporter's questions because it was
feeling drained. The machine is not likely to repeat the
behavior because it was probably just a cycle it was going
through.

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Pierre from Montreal was in a hotel in Edmonton and
phoned room service for some pepper.

"Black pepper, or white pepper?" asked the concierge.

"Noose pepper!"

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(This one you have to read out loud)

"Information? I need the number for Caseway Trasnport."
"Would you spell that, please?"
"Certainly. C as in sea. A as in aye. S as
in sea. E as in eye. W as in why. A as in
are. Y as in you."

"Just a minute, sir. I'll connect you with my supervisor."

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Today, November 20 in

1789 New Jersey became the first state to ratify the Bill of
Rights.

1818 Simon Bolivar formally declared Venezuela independent of
Spain.

1873 Budapest was formed when the rival cities of Buda and Pest
were united to form the capital of Hungary.

1901 The second Hay-Pauncefoot Treaty provided for construction
of the Panama Canal by the U.S.

1910 Francisco I. Madero led a revolution that broke out in
Mexico.

1943 During World War II, U.S. Marines began their landing on
Tarawa and Makin atolls in the Gilbert Islands.

1945 24 Nazi leaders went before an international war crimes
tribunal in Nuremberg, Germany.

1947 Britain's Princess Elizabeth married Philip Mountbatten,
Duke of Edinburgh in Westminster Abbey.

1959 Britain, Norway, Portugal, Switzerland, Austria, Denmark
and Sweden met to create the European Free Trade Association.

1962 The Cuban Missile Crisis ended. The Soviet Union removed
its missiles and bombers from Cuba and the U.S. ended its
blockade of the island.

1967 The Census Clock at the Department of Commerce in
Washington, DC, went past 200 million.

1969 The Nixon administration announced a halt to residential
use of the pesticide DDT as part of a total phase out of the
substance.

1970 The majority in U.N. General Assembly voted to give China
a seat, but two-thirds majority required for admission was not
met.

1977 Egyptian President Anwar Sadat became the first Arab
leader to address Israel's parliament.

1980 On Jefferson Island, Louisiana, an oil rig in Lake Pigneur
pierced the top of the salt dome beneath the island. The
freshwater lake completely drained within a few hours. The
Delcambre Canal reversed flow and two days later the previous
freshwater lake was a 1,300-foot-deep saltwater lake.

1983 An estimated 100 million people watched the controversial
ABC-TV movie "The Day After." The movie depicted the outbreak
of nuclear war.

1986 The one billionth Little Golden Book was printed. The
title was The Poky Little Puppy.

1987 Police investigating the fire at King's Cross, London's
busiest subway station, said that arson was unlikely to be the
cause of the event that took 31 lives.

1988 Egypt and China announced that they would recognize the
Palestinian state proclaimed by the Palestine National Council.

1989 Over 200,000 people rallied peacefully in Prague,
Czechoslovakia, demanding democratic reforms.

1990 Saddam Hussein ordered another 250,000 Iraqi troops into
the country of Kuwait.

1990 The space shuttle Atlantis landed at Cape Canaveral, FL,
after completing a secret military mission.

1992 A fire seriously damaged the northwest side of Windsor
Castle in England.

1993 The U.S. Senate passed the Brady Bill and legislation
implementing NAFTA.

1994 The Angolan government and rebels signed a treaty in
Zambia to end 19 years of war.

1995 Princess Diana admitted being unfaithful to Prince Charles
in an interview that was broadcast on BBC Television.

1998 Afghanistan's Taliban militia offered Osama bin Laden safe
haven. Osama bin Laden had been accused of orchestrating two
U.S. embassy bombings in Africa and later terrorist attacks on
New York City and the Pentagon.

1998 Forty-six states agreed to a $206 billion settlement of
health claims against the tobacco industry. The industry also
agreed to give up billboard advertising of cigarettes.

2019  smiled.




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