Daily Pervert Alerts for Nov 20/06

By popular demand, the Pervert Alerts that used to be shown in the Dear Webby Humor Letter have been moved to this page. . If you are near any of these towns, please help shield the families of a fallen hero from the Westboro Baptist Church of Perverts The members of the Westboro Baptist Church of Perverts harrass the families of fallen soldiers and miners during the funeral, and proclaim that their deaths are Gods punishment for non-discrimination laws. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Mon., Nov. 20 - at 10:15 a.m. - Waco, Texas Westboro Baptist Church Perverts plan to harass the funeral for Army Staff Sgt. W.G. Gregory at Acts Fellowship Christian Church, 5201 Steinbeck Bend Drive, Waco, Texas ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Mon., Nov. 20 - at 9:l5 a.m. - Manchester, New Hampshire Westboro Baptist Church Perverts plan to harass the funeral for Lance Cpl. Ryan M. McCaugh at St. Anne - St. Augustin Catholic Church, 383 Beech St., Manchester, New Hampshire ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Mon., Nov. 20 - at 1:15 p.m. - Lincoln, Nebraska Westboro Baptist Church Perverts plan to harass the funeral for Lance Cpl. Michael D. Scholl at Holy Savior Lutheran Church, 4710 N. 10th St., Lincoln, Nebraska ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Mon., Nov. 20 at 10:15 a.m. - Ft. Campbell, Kentucky Westboro Baptist Church Perverts plan to harass the funeral for Army Pfc. Harry A. Winkler III at Memorial Chapel, 3934 Indiana Ave., Ft. Campbell, Kentucky ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Wed., Nov. 22 - at 9:15 a.m. - Fair Oaks, California Westboro Baptist Church Perverts plan to harass the funeral for Lance Cpl. Timothy W. Brown at Mt. Vernon Memorial Park Cemetery, 8201 Greenback, Fair Oaks, California ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Wed., Nov. 22 - at 1:15 p.m. - Chapel Hill, North Carolina Westboro Baptist Church Perverts plan to harass the funeral for Army Staff Sgt. Misael Martinez at Walker's Funeral Home, 120 West Franklin St., Chapel Hill, North Carolina ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Mon., Nov. 28 - at 11:15 a.m. - Worcester, Massachusetts Westboro Baptist Church Perverts plan to harass the funeral for Army 1st Lt. Michael A. Cerrone at Our Lady of Mt. Carmel Church, 24 Mulberry St., Worcester, Massachusetts ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Wed., Nov. 29 - at 8:15 a.m. - Arlington, Virginia Westboro Baptist Church Perverts plan to harass the funeral for Army Sgt. William Samuel Jackson II at Arlington National Cemetery, Washington, DC (Arlington, Virginia). ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I am not endorsing those non-discrimination laws. Military hiring practises should not be dictated by the ACLU. However, I applaud ANY ACTION to shield the bereaved families of miners and war heroes, - who had absolutely nothing to do with the Government giving in to the ACLU -, from those despicable Westboro Baptist Church Perverts. DearWebby To return to the Dear Webby Humor Letter, click here: http://webby.com/humor/
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