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Tech Support Pits column from Dear Webby's Humor Letter of
09/10/04: Printer not feeding reliably
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Our printer is getting erratic with the paper feeder again.
Last time, about a year ago, we brought it to a shop and
they "fixed" it, but it cost almost as much as a new printer.
What is there to "fix" and how?
Usually that is just the little rubber rollers getting glazed
with dust from the paper and the paper coating. To do a
complete overhaul you will need the following:
A long Phillips screwdriver with a reasonably sharp tip
A long flat screwdriver
A 1 ounce bottle of Gas-Line Anti-Freeze or Methyl Hydrate
Except in the deep South you can get those tiny bottles of
Gas-Line Anti-Freeze at any gas station. In the South you
may have to go to the drug store and ask for Methyl Hydrate
or "Wood Alcohol". "Everclear" grain alcohol works too.
Once you have all the stuff ready, and a good size working
area clean and asolutely free of any other stuff, shut down
the computer, then the printer, then unplug the printer.
Take the outer covers off the printer and lay them down the
furthest away from it. Continue taking covers and plastic
off, laying the pieces progressively closer to the printer.
Eventually you get to a level where you see the rubber
rollers that move or guide the paper.
Vacuum out the printer and wipe any surface with a damp
microfiber cloth or a cleaning rag moistened with window
cleaner and wrung out well enough so that it does not drip.
Fill the cap of the Gas-Line Anti-Freeze bottle half full,
and dip a Q-tip into it, and use that to scrub the rubber
And I mean scrub, not just wipe. The trick is to massage
the surface and soften it with the alcohol. When the rubber
roller begins to feel just slightly tacky or sticky, move on
to the next one.
Once you think you have all of them scrubbed, look for
any that you may have forgotten. Some printers also have
pie shaped quarter wheels with a strip of rubber. Those
of course also have to be scrubbed.
When all rubber has been processed, put all the covers
back on, closest ones first, furthest ones last.
Let the printer sit for half an hour, then plug it back in.
Turn it on and run a few test prints. After that it will be
good for another 5 boxes of paper.
The same procedure also works fine for old-fashioned
ball type mice. Also clean the two shafts that the rubber
ball touches. Before closing the mouse, pull the cord in
a tiny little bit, so that the previously most bent and
kinked part of the cable, just where it exits the mouse,
is now inside and safely "retired".
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