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Originally the "Tech Support Pits" were reports of the funniest tech support incidents, but over the years the column gradually shifted to answering tech support questions put forward by the readers of the Dear Webby Humor Letter.

This collection of computer and web advice was started partly because readers demanded an archive, and partly because some questions were asked again and again. Each page has a different day's Tech Support Pits column.

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09/14/03: DOS icon

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From Britta=== Dear Webby I held on to Windows 98 as long as I could, but finally had to switch to XP with this laptop. Where is the DOS icon ? Are those rumors that XP doesn't have DOS any more true? I'll be lost without my bats!!! Britta === Dear Britta Relax! DOS is alive and well in the basement of Windows XP. Windows XP has a totally different philosophy behind it. Part of it is based on French tanks (15 speeds in reverse and one forward, just in case the enemy attacks from the rear) The rest of it is based on that joke of the gynecologist who became a car mechanic and fixed an engine by doing all the work by reaching into it through the muffler. If you can grasp those two concepts simultaneously, then you truly understand Windows XP. That is why you can't set the explorer to go straight to the C: drive but have to slither towards that by devious routes. To get a DOS icon, make a bat with these two lines in it: @echo off cmd and an empty line below the cmd. Save it as dxp.bat in your bats directory and make a desktop shortcut to it. When you click that shortcut, you get a DOS window with the prompt in your bats directory. It's in a bland grey on black, but you can change that right from the bat: @echo off cmd /T:9e gets you a high energy combo of yellow text on bright blue. If you right-click on the top bar, you can set your defaults. Right-clicking on the top bar also lets you get to Edit Mark Copy / Edit Paste. Have FUN DearWebby
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