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Today's Bonehead Award goes to a Florida Driver arrested on drunk driving charge tried to persuade officer he had low blood sugar Details at Boneheads ______________________________________________________ Today, February 6, in 1952 - Britain's King George VI died. His daughter, Elizabeth II, succeeded him. History ______________________________________________________ Never confuse movement with action. --- Ernest Hemingway (1899 - 1961) A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she's a tramp. --- Joan Rivers (1935 - ) Heredity is something every man believes in until his own son begins acting like a darn fool! --- Socratex ______________________________________________________ If you like the Humor Letter, please vote! ______________________________________________________ That reminds me.... One day little Johnnie came home from school and announced: "Hey, Dad! Guess what we learned! We are all descended from the APES !" His dad didn't like the notion of that one bit and blew up: "That's NONSENSE!" Johnny replied: "But, but the teacher told us so!" His dad shot back: "YOU might have an ape for an ancestor, but I sure don't!" ______________________________________________________
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______________________________________________________ Bonnie was very busy one day working in her house. She had just gotten to the basement after quite a few trips up and down, when she heard the telephone ring upstairs. Tiredly, she ran back up the stairs only to hear a solicitor on the other end... "Hello, is this Bonnie D, we are calling people in your area and would like to know if you would help us by participating in a brief survey." Without missing a beat, she told them... "I am BUSY, you will have to survey your briefs yourself." ______________________________________________________ Thanks to Noella, yesterday's Lighthouse is Frankfort Lighthouse, Lake Michigan ______________________________________________________
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______________________________________________________ An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD has been earned by Bradley James Mitchell, 38, Weirsdale, Floriduh Driver arrested on drunk driving charge tried to persuade officer he had low blood sugar A 38-year-old man arrested on a charge of drunk driving had tried to convince a police officer he had low blood sugar. Bradley James Mitchell of Weirsdale was pulled over late Wednesday night after his vehicle was spotted swerving on U.S. Hwy. 27 and 441 at Rolling Acres Road, according to an arrest report from the Lady Lake Police Department. Mitchell told the officer he had low blood sugar. The police officer summoned Lake EMS whose personnel concluded that Mitchell’s blood sugar was normal. Mitchell failed field sobriety exercises. He was also found to be in possession of methamphetamine and Clonazepam. His license had also been suspended for a previous DUI. He was booked on $15,000 bond at the Lake County Jail. ______________________________________________________ Tech Support Pits From: Virginia Re: How to save a web address easily Dear Webby I really enjoy your daily humor. Once upon a time you had a link for kids to create fantasy animals by mixing them up. I loved it, but lost it. How do I save it so my granddaughter can use it? Virginia Dear Virginia near the top left of your browser it says: "ADDRESS". Just to the right of that you see a small icon. After you browse to that site at http://www.switchzoo.com/zoo.htm grab that small icon and drag it to your desktop. From then on you can just click on that icon on your desktop and your browser will go straight to that site. Have FUN! DearWebby _____________________________________________________ A young newly married couple inherited a parrot from an aged relative. This parrot was very talkative, and was forever informing visitors as to what went on in the newlyweds' home. One evening, after a very embarrassing comment from the bird, the husband had enough and said to the parrot, "That's it! You will be covered up much earlier in the future, and if you take your cage cover off or embarrass us again, you will be sent to the zoo." Two days later, the couple was preparing for a short trip, and as usual, the suitcase was too full to close. So the husband said, "I'll get on top and jump up and down and you see if you can get it." After a bit, the wife said, "This is no good. I'll get on top and you see if you can get it." This still did not work, and so the husband said, "Tell you what, let's both get on top and bounce up and down. That'll get it." With this, the parrot pulled off the cage cover and said, "Zoo or no zoo, BOTH on top, this I have got to see." ______________________________________________________ If you can help with the cost of the Humor Letter, please donate what you can! ______________________________________________________ Daily tip from Thriftyfun.com Plastic Bottle Top Container I love making these containers. I store everything in them, big and small, depending on the size of the bottles and caps I use. You can just stick them in your pocket or drop them in your purse and feel safe knowing the contents of the container won't fall out. All you need for this craft is an empty plastic bottle with cap, a matching cap from another bottle, a knife, and hot glue. Approximate Time: 15 minutes Yield: 1 container Supplies: 1 empty plastic drink bottle 1 matching bottle cap (could be a different colour, needs to be the same size) serrated knife or scissors hot glue gun with glue Steps: Cut off the top of the plastic bottle at the neck. I used a serrated knife because the bottle I used was thick. You can use scissors if you have a thin bottle. Warm up your glue gun. Line the inside of the unattached bottle cap with hot glue. Attach the bottle cap to the other side. Squeeze to secure and let dry a minute or two. This will be the base of the container, untwistable. Decorate the top that you will be twisting. I used a sticker in this demonstration. You can paint, bejewel, or write "open" to remind yourself that's the accessible side. Fill your cute little container, twist on the top, and enjoy! By attosa [172] ______________________________________________________
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_____________________________________________________ An out-of-towner in New York at the height of the tourist season decided to revisit an uptown restaurant he'd enjoyed on a previous trip to the city. Finally catching the eye of an overworked waiter, he said, "You know, it's been over five years since I first came in here." "Wait your turn," replied the waiter with typical New York charm. "I can only serve one table at a time." ___________________________________________________
Israeli musicians in honor of what would have been the late Bob Marley's 70th birthday
____________________________________________________ Thanks to David in Dallas for this one: My wife came home and I proudly told her I had killed 5 flies ... two males and three females. "How do you know the sex of the fly?" she asked. "Simple," I replied, "two were on the beer can and three were on the phone." ____________________________________________________ A psychiatrist is a person who will give you expensive answers that your wife will give you for fre ____________________________________________________
5 Lost Inventions From Nikola Tesla that Could Have Changed The World

Today, February 6, in
1778 - The United States gained official recognition from 
 France as the two nations signed the Treaty of Amity and 
 Commerce and the Treaty of Alliance in Paris. 
1815 - The state of New Jersey issued the first American 
 railroad charter to John Stevens. 
1899 - The U.S. Senate ratified a peace treaty between the 
 U.S. and Spain. 
1911 - The first old-age home for pioneers opened in Prescott, AZ. 
1926 - The National Football League adopted a rule that 
 made players ineligible for competition until their college 
 class graduated. 
1932 - Dog sled racing happened for the first time in Olympic 
 competition. 
1937 - K. Elizabeth Ohi became the first Japanese woman lawyer 
 when she received her degree from John Marshall Law School 
 in Chicago, IL. 
1952 - Britain's King George VI died. His daughter, Elizabeth II, 
 succeeded him. 
1959 - The U.S., for the first time, successfully test-fired 
 a Titan intercontinental ballistic missile from Cape Canaveral. 
1971 - NASA Astronaut Alan B. Shepard used a six-iron that he 
 had brought inside his spacecraft and swung at three golf 
 balls on the surface of the moon. 
1973 - Construction began on the CN Tower in Toronto, 
1985 - The French mineral water company, Perrier, debuted its 
 first new product in 123 years. The new items were water 
 with a twist of lemon, lime or orange. 
1987 - President Ronald Reagan turned 76 years old this day 
 and became the oldest U.S. President in history. 
1998 - Washington National Airport was renamed for U.S. 
 President Ronald Reagan with the signing of a bill by 
 U.S. President Clinton. 
1999 - King Hussein of Jordan transferred full political 
 power to his oldest son the Crown Prince Abdullah. 
1999 - Excerpts of former White House intern Monica Lewinsky's 
 videotaped testimony were shown at President Clinton's 
 impeachment trial. 
1999 - Heavy fighting resumed along the common border between 
 Ethiopia and Eritrea. 
2000 - Russia's acting President Vladimir Putin announced that 
 Russian forces had captured Grozny, Chechnya. The capital city 
 had been under the control of Chechen rebels. 
2000 - In Finland, Foreign Minister Tarja Halonen became the first 
 woman to be elected president. 
2000 - U.S. First Lady Hillary Rodham Clinton formally declared 
 that she was a candidate for a U.S. Senate seat from the 
 state of New York. 
2001 - Ariel Sharon was elected Israeli prime minister. 
2002 - A federal judge ordered John Walker Lindh to be held 
 without bail pending trial. Lindh was known as the "American Taliban."
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