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Today's International Bonehead Award goes to an La Teacher jailed on aggravated incest, child porn charges Details at International Bonehead Awards From the History section at the bottom: Today, in 2005 The first video was uploaded to YouTube.com Have FUN! DearWebby
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A dietitian was once addressing a large audience in Chicago: "The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here years ago," he said. "Red meat is awful. Soft drinks erode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. Vegetables can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water. "But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we ll have, or will, eat it. Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?" An elderly gentleman in the front row stood up and said, "Wedding cake."
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A good friend of mine warned me that, as my three daughters became old enough to date, I'd disapprove of every young man who took them out. But when the time came, I was pleased that my friend's pre- diction was wrong. Each boy was pleasant and well mannered. Talking to my daughter Joanna one day, I said that I liked all the young men she and her sisters brought home. "You know, Dad," she replied, "we don't show you everybody."
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Murray Duncan Jr., 45, Washington Parish, La La Teacher jailed on aggravated incest, child porn charges Murray Duncan Jr., a 45-year-old special education teacher at Mt. Hermon Junior High School, was jailed Wednesday after he allegedly molested 6 children. According to the Washington Parish Sheriff's Office, an investigation was launched after a parent came forward with allegations that Duncan had sexually molested their child. Following the allegation, a search warrant was obtained by the sheriff's office which turned up child pornography on Duncan's computer. Duncan was taken into custody a short time later on child pornography charges. Since Duncan's arrest, several more allegations of child molestation have surfaced, including one child molestation complaint that involves a relative. The victims range in age from 5-years-old to their mid-teens, according to detectives with the sheriff's office. Four of the alleged victims told police they were touched inappropriately during two different overnight church trips in which Duncan was a volunteer. During a police interview, Duncan reportedly admitted to possessing child pornography and admitted to engaging in sexual activity with two children. "I have been battling these demons for a long time," Duncan reportedly told detectives. Duncan was booked into the Washington Parish Jail on child pornography and aggravated incest charges. Additional charges are expected to be forthcoming, according to the sheriff's office. Despite Duncan's reported confession, he remains on paid administrative leave. Tech Support Pits From: CD Re: Mam Zeilmaniana Dear Webby have a cactus question for your dad or you if you know the answer.. I got this plant from a friend of mine a couple of years ago and it has bloomed for me.. I think it's a Mammillaria zeilmanniana My question is ..you will notice in the pic that it's hanging over the plastic container she had it in..there are only 2 plants..now when it bloom, where the blooms are will there be little baby plants coming out?... should I be separating or transplanting the two once the blooms have died? (that's if the blooms will not turn into babies) I know I need cactus soil to transplant and a high potassium and phosphorus but poor in nitrogren plant food.. what size pot should I transplant it into do I go with a pot just a bit bigger or can I put it into a large pot, which will save me transplanting later on?.. have a good week ahead.. CD Dear CD I asked dad. Simply cut a 4" - 6" piece off and lay it flat onto some dry sand. Let the cut dry out 3 weeks. Set it with the cut end down onto DRY, dirty sand. Just regular desert sand, not washed construction sand. Brace it with some rocks, so that it does not fall over. Put it into the wind and sun for 5 weeks. It will draw the moisture needed for making roots from above. You can mist it a bit now and then, but no deluge. After 5 weeks it should have built 1/2" long fine hair roots. Then you can transplant it, gently, into a pot with dirtier sand. With any luck, if you don't murder it with over-watering, your new baby cactus will have one or more blossoms next Mothers Day. Like most cacti, it thrives on wind. The more wind and draft, the better. And of course sun. And totally forget the BS and lies about special cactus soil. There is no expensive cactus soil in the desert, where they grow. Just dirty sand or sandy dirt will do fine. Have FUN! DearWebby
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Daily tip from Thriftyfun.com Cupcake Liner as a Drinks Cover Use a cupcake paper case to cover your drinks in summer. Rip a small hole in the middle for the straw. No flies on me! :D By Monique [97] Check out ThriftyFun's Blog
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Out in space two alien forms are speaking with each other. The first spaceman says, "The dominant life forms on the earth planet have developed satellite controlled weapons." The second alien, who looks exactly like the first, asks, "Are they an emerging intelligence?" The first spaceman says, "I don't think so...They have them aimed at themselves."
A man, fond of practical jokes, decided late one night to send his friend a collect telegram which read: "I am perfectly well." A week later, the joker received a heavy parcel... collect...on which he had to pay considerable charges. Upon opening it, he found a big block of concrete which had this message: "This is the weight your telegram lifted from my mind."

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Today in 
1348 The first English order of knighthood was founded. 
 It was the Order of the Garter.
1500 Pedro Cabal claimed Brazil for Portugal.
1521 The Comuneros were crushed by royalist troops in Spain.
1759 The British seized Basse-Terre and Guadeloupe in the 
 Antilies from France.
1789 U.S. President George Washington moved into Franklin 
 House, New York. It was the first executive mansion.
1861 Arkansas troops seized Fort Smith.
1895 Russia, France, and Germany forced Japan to return 
 the Liaodong peninsula to China.
1896 The Vitascope system for projecting movies onto 
 a screen was demonstrated in New York City.
1900 The word "hillbilly" was first used in print in an 
 article in the "New York Journal." It was spelled "Hill-Billie".
1950 Chaing evacuated Hainan, leaving mainland China to 
 Mao and the communists.
1951 The Associated Press began use of the new service of 
 teletype setting.
1967 The Soyuz 1 was launched by Russia.
1971 The Soyuz 10 was launched.
1985 The Coca-Cola Company announced that it was changing 
 its 99-year-old secret formula. New Coke was not 
 successful, which resulted in the resumption of selling 
 the original version.
1985 The U.S. House rejected $14 million in aid to Nicaragua.
1988 In Martinez, CA, a drain valve was left open at the 
 Shell Marsh. More than 10,000 barrels of oil poured into 
 the marsh adjoining Peyton Slough.
988 Kanellos Kanelopoulos set three world records for 
 human-powered flight when he stayed in the air for 74 miles 
 and four hours in his pedal-powered "Daedalus".
1996 An auction of the late Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis' 
 possessions began at Sotheby's in New York City. The sale 
 brought in #34.5 million.
2004 U.S. President George W. Bush eased sanctions against 
 Libya in return for Moammar Gadhafi's agreement to give up 
 weapons of mass destruction.
2005 The first video was uploaded to YouTube.com.
2009 The iTunes Music Store reached 1 billion applications downloaded. 
2014  smiled.
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